Doesn't time fly when.......

[Pure_Evil666]

Evening Evil Im fine thanks..you?

I refer the honourable lady to my answer above.
Was your weekend also good?

 

[WantonWitch]

Still feel a bit crappy dunno whats wrong man flu I think.
Went to work though soldiered on.
Youll have to chear me up. How was your weekend? full of drunken depravity, sex orgies and knitting?

Awww<<<< there you go... sympathy



Lmao... people have weekends like that ???

I'm doing something wrong methinks

How was yours ?

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Awww<<<< there you go... sympathy



Lmao... people have weekends like that ???

I'm doing something wrong methinks

How was yours ?

just like most weekends at the mo..drunken depravity, sex orgies and knitting

 

[WantonWitch]

just like most weekends at the mo..drunken depravity, sex orgies and knitting

Ahhh right... you'll have to invite me along to your next knitting party

 

[hotsxylady]

I refer the honourable lady to my answer above.
Was your weekend also good?

It was suitably evil

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Ahhh right... you'll have to invite me along to your next knitting party

Its a date.I'll make no promises though, so far I have never got as far as the knitting.

Ive been looking on the net for things to cheer me up.
My fav naughty lymeric.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

 

[Pure_Evil666]

It was suitably evil

Thats good him downstairs will be pleased 'cue evil cackle etc'

 

[hotsxylady]

Thats good him downstairs will be pleased 'cue evil cackle etc'

I wouldnt wish to disappoint...and rarely do

 

[WantonWitch]

Its a date.I'll make no promises though, so far I have never got as far as the knitting.

Ive been looking on the net for things to cheer me up.
My fav naughty lymeric.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

*Chuckles* That's ok, I'm patient

 

[bodthemod]

Hope you are intending to prove it

Milday, that is the intention

Is that an offer?

Lets just say its the start of negotiations and work our way from there

 

[hotsxylady]

Milday, that is the intention




Lets just say its the start of negotiations and work our way from there

LMAo Start of negotiations huh...better get your offer on the table then

 

[hotsxylady]

Yup.... definitely

You know I fancy something to wet my whistle any ideas

 

[bodthemod]

LMAo Start of negotiations huh...better get your offer on the table then

Table, Bed, Stairs, Bath... offer ready to be "presented"


PS.... Hiiiiiii Witchie

 

[Pure_Evil666]

You know I fancy something to wet my whistle any ideas

No, but you can wet my whistle if you like.

 

[WantonWitch]

You know I fancy something to wet my whistle any ideas

Wine <<<<< sweet smile

 

[WantonWitch]

Table, Bed, Stairs, Bath... offer ready to be "presented"


PS.... Hiiiiiii Witchie

That's nice, I'm a post script now

 

[hotsxylady]

Table, Bed, Stairs, Bath... offer ready to be "presented"


PS.... Hiiiiiii Witchie

You HAVE to say hello politely to the hostess of the thread Bodlicious one



Send your proposal anytime you like..I shall give it my thorough consideration

 

[hotsxylady]

No, but you can wet my whistle if you like.

I REALLy knew I shouldnt have posted that

 

[Pure_Evil666]

I REALLy knew I shouldnt have posted that

I couldn't help myself.

 

[bodthemod]

That's nice, I'm a post script now

Bloooooooooody helllll Witchie ... hard to please aint yer !

 

[WantonWitch]

Bloooooooooody helllll Witchie ... hard to please aint yer !

Yes.... I require you to have manners.... and I will remind you every time you forget them

 

[bodthemod]

You HAVE to say hello politely to the hostess of the thread Bodlicious one



Send your proposal anytime you like..I shall give it my thorough consideration

Owwwww... formality is required now is it?


Ok then...


Bod doth bid the most esteemable hostess Lady Witchie a most heartfelt greeting on this fine and wonderous night !

... that OK now ?

 

[bodthemod]

Yes.... I require you to have manners.... and I will remind you every time you forget them

...and if I don't, will you spank me ?

 

[WantonWitch]

Owwwww... formality is required now is it?


Ok then...


Bod doth bid the most esteemable hostess Lady Witchie a most heartfelt greeting on this fine and wonderous night !

... that OK now ?

sarcasm is appreciated, however try not to shout

 

[WantonWitch]

...and if I don't, will you spank me ?

Would you enjoy that ?