Doesn't time fly when.......

[Gem_tiger]

One day I'm gonna hide a mousetrap under there

no, surely you wouldn't, you wouldn't hurt little Tiggy when he tries Sooooo hard to please you

 

[WantonWitch]

see what I mean Jail??????? Poor girl, hallucinating .......... her soul needs cleansing and only the Dr Gem Internal Back Support can help

Bring it on Tiggy and it'll be more than your fur I cut off

 

[WantonWitch]

no, surely you wouldn't, you wouldn't hurt little Tiggy when he tries Sooooo hard to please you

Gotta teach you to keep your nose out of trouble somehow !

 

[Gem_tiger]

You have a dungeon, don't make me laugh

Noooooooo, but YOU do .... although you may not realise it just yet ......... Oh but you will ............ Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Gem_tiger]

You're quite sure about that last one are you ??

To be honest ...... I added that one ....... but it's true, I tells ya

 

[WantonWitch]

Noooooooo, but YOU do .... although you may not realise it just yet ......... Oh but you will ............ Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And you think you can catch Witchie, chain her up and have your wicked way huh ??

 

[WantonWitch]

To be honest ...... I added that one ....... but it's true, I tells ya

In all the time I've been defending my undies from you, have you noticed a soft spot ??

 

[Gem_tiger]

Bring it on Tiggy and it'll be more than your fur I cut off

No need to get violent .........

I'd be lost without my claws

 

[Gem_tiger]

And you think you can catch Witchie, chain her up and have your wicked way huh ??

Yup, it's what I live for


Witchie needs to be ...... ummmmmmmmmmm, helped, yes, that's it, she needs help

 

[Gem_tiger]

In all the time I've been defending my undies from you, have you noticed a soft spot ??

Certainly ......................... about 2ft above your knees *smack!!! .................... Ouch, for goodness sake woman!!!!!













I was only going to mention how soft and warm your hands are, you know, when you are sat stroking my head

 

[WantonWitch]

No need to get violent .........

I'd be lost without my claws

And you'd look damn silly with no tail

 

[Gem_tiger]

I am just nipping away again now ................................... I need a f****ing bandage for my poor nose ......................

 

[WantonWitch]

Yup, it's what I live for


Witchie needs to be ...... ummmmmmmmmmm, helped, yes, that's it, she needs help

Not the sort of help you're offering

 

[WantonWitch]

Certainly ......................... about 2ft above your knees *smack!!! .................... Ouch, for goodness sake woman!!!!!













I was only going to mention how soft and warm your hands are, you know, when you are sat stroking my head

*Laughing* Uh huh I'm very sure you were

 

[WantonWitch]

I am just nipping away again now ................................... I need a f****ing bandage for my poor nose ......................

Count yourself lucky it was only a rolled up newspaper !

 

[Gem_tiger]

And you'd look damn silly with no tail

LOL ................................. very true ................

I'm going to grab a coffee ............. would you like some hot chocolate?????



Take care, play nicely with you friends and can you stop turning them into frogs???? Your back garden is like a croaking minefield


(((((((((witchie))))))))

 

[Gem_tiger]

Count yourself lucky it was only a rolled up newspaper !

LMAO ..................... it was the baseball bat inside the newspaper that was the problem ................

 

[WantonWitch]

LOL ................................. very true ................

I'm going to grab a coffee ............. would you like some hot chocolate?????



Take care, play nicely with you friends and can you stop turning them into frogs???? Your back garden is like a croaking minefield


(((((((((witchie))))))))

*Chuckles* I see, tried sneaking up on me, that didn't work, going for the distract me with kindness now huh ??

Yes please, I'd love a hot chocolate

I always play nicely

What were you doing in my garden ???

 

[WantonWitch]

LMAO ..................... it was the baseball bat inside the newspaper that was the problem ................

Oh, did I forget to take that out first , shame on me

 

[Jail]

*peeks in and giggles*

 

[WantonWitch]

*peeks in and giggles*

Enjoying yourself there Jail

 

[Badd Leroy]

Enjoying yourself there Jail

Now, Now girls.. Play nice! ..
Anyone gonna post on my first ever thread ?? *bats eyes*

 

[WantonWitch]

Now, Now girls.. Play nice! ..
Anyone gonna post on my first ever thread ?? *bats eyes*

Not much point in batting your eyes, we can't see those

 

[Badd Leroy]

Not much point in batting your eyes, we can't see those

C'mon now Witchy... don't get me all huffy so close to the new year ..
Haven't see you in MY thread yet ... hmpf

 

[WantonWitch]

C'mon now Witchy... don't get me all huffy so close to the new year ..
Haven't see you in MY thread yet ... hmpf

Nope, 'cos I haven't found it yet