Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

LMAO Well that was certainly a good morning eye-opener

Good morning Jail always best to start the day with a smile

 

[Jail]

Good morning, Wanton

Sheesh, reading that joke first thing, I damn near spewed my coffee.

 

[WantonWitch]

Good morning, Wanton

Sheesh, reading that joke first thing, I damn near spewed my coffee.

Lol, I always check my emails first thing, someone has usually sent me something funny to start the day

 

[Jail]

You musta been busy today. I haven't seen you sneak into my Cell yet.

 

[WantonWitch]

You musta been busy today. I haven't seen you sneak into my Cell yet.

Oooops sorry, chatting to someone in IM I'll get right over

 

[Jail]

Oooops sorry, chatting to someone in IM I'll get right over

You vixen.

Have a great day then, luv. I'm off to work.

 

[WantonWitch]

You vixen.

Have a great day then, luv. I'm off to work.

*Chuckles* I'll see you later Have a great day yourself hon

 

[Gem_tiger]

Little Daisy comes home from school and says to her mum "Johnny showed me his willy today and it was like a peanut."

"What do you mean, it was small???" aked her mum

"no" replied Daisy ............ "It was salty!!"

 

[WantonWitch]

Little Daisy comes home from school and says to her mum "Johnny showed me his willy today and it was like a peanut."

"What do you mean, it was small???" aked her mum

"no" replied Daisy ............ "It was salty!!"

Gem !!!







lmao !!!!!

 

[Gem_tiger]

The Post Office has issued a new stamp for Women's Awareness week, with a vagina on it.

It has caused a lot of confusion in the male population .......... silly sods don't know what side to lick!!!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Gem !!!







lmao !!!!!

Oopps, I thought I had crept back quietly

 

[WantonWitch]

The Post Office has issued a new stamp for Women's Awareness week, with a vagina on it.

It has caused a lot of confusion in the male population .......... silly sods don't know what side to lick!!!

So true

 

[Gem_tiger]

The Cambridge Research Lab. recently issued a report stating that; at some point during their lifetime, most women will have at least 93.5% intelligent DNA ................ However, alot of them will spit it out!!!

 

[Gem_tiger]

If a woman is kneeling on the floor, with sp**m dribbling out of both sides of her mouth, what does that tell you?????












The floor is level

 

[Gem_tiger]

Well, that's my lunch break over, I had better get ready to start tea .... LOL

Catch you all later ........................ I hope

 

[WantonWitch]

If a woman is kneeling on the floor, with sp**m dribbling out of both sides of her mouth, what does that tell you?????

The Cambridge Research Lab. recently issued a report stating that; at some point during their lifetime, most women will have at least 93.5% intelligent DNA ................ However, alot of them will spit it out!!!

The floor is level

Got something on your mind there Gem ??

 

[WantonWitch]

Well, that's my lunch break over, I had better get ready to start tea .... LOL

Catch you all later ........................ I hope

Hold on you, been in here on your own, empty your pockets, I want to keep my undies

 

[Gem_tiger]

Hold on you, been in here on your own, empty your pockets, I want to keep my undies

.............. how did you know?????

 

[Gem_tiger]

I didn't think you'd miss this one delicious little lacy number ............ it's getting hard being a .... a .... tiggy

 

[WantonWitch]

.............. how did you know?????

*Grins* Cat hairs on my bed again !

I didn't think you'd miss this one delicious little lacy number ............ it's getting hard being a .... a .... tiggy

If you're very good you might get them for xmas
Awwww, tell you what I won't warn any other ladies who visit and you can get thiers.

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Grins* Cat hairs on my bed again !




If you're very good you might get them for xmas
Awwww, tell you what I won't warn any other ladies who visit and you can get thiers.

Darn it, I knew I should have put my cat-suit on ....... ha haaa, a three piece cat-suit.

Can we keep to the Xmas thing, huh??? huh???? I wantum, I wantum, I wantum


Must scoot off a mo

 

[WantonWitch]

Darn it, I knew I should have put my cat-suit on ....... ha haaa, a three piece cat-suit.

Can we keep to the Xmas thing, huh??? huh???? I wantum, I wantum, I wantum


Must scoot off a mo

*Grins* I doubt you can be good for that long

See you soon Gem

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Grins* I doubt you can be good for that long

See you soon Gem

Look and learn ........ watch this for a goooooooood


ahhhhhh balls, the only way I can stay good is to stay away from your bad influence ............................... nooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy Witchie

 

[Gem_tiger]

Can anybody out there supply me with a recipe for a stress-free run up to Christmas??????



Naaahhhhh, I didn't think so .......... I'll just have to ........




Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!


Catch you all later, after my breakdown!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Look and learn ........ watch this for a goooooooood


ahhhhhh balls, the only way I can stay good is to stay away from your bad influence ............................... nooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy Witchie

My bad influence