Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

Huh?? sorry, can't hear you!!

Ummmm BS ???? if you can't hear me, how do you know that didn't say * Bends over and wiggles cute ass at you *






Gotcha !!

 

[big salami]

Ummmm BS ???? if you can't hear me, how do you know that didn't say * Bends over and wiggles cute ass at you *






Gotcha !!

Because loss of hearing doesn't mean I can't read.........even very faint writing!!

 

[Jail]

Thank you darling, you're the only Jail I've ever wanted to be in!!

Well the come visit sometime, over at my place. You'll always be welcome there, hun

 

[WantonWitch]

Because loss of hearing doesn't mean I can't read.........even very faint writing!!

*Writes take very good care of yourself on ass* can you read that ?

 

[Jail]

I think he's still looking at your wiggling ass, Wanton.

 

[WantonWitch]

I think he's still looking at your wiggling ass, Wanton.

It's a guaranteed way of getting him to read something, write it on your ass and wiggle it at him

 

[Jail]

It's a guaranteed way of getting him to read something, write it on your ass and wiggle it at him

What did you write on your ass? "kiss it"?

 

[WantonWitch]

What did you write on your ass? "kiss it"?

That's not what he likes to kiss an ass with think cane, paddle or whip


I have to go sleep, have fun Jail

 

[Jail]

That's not what he likes to kiss an ass with think cane, paddle or whip

*wiggles eyebrows* I'm thinking, I'm thinking

 

[GingerDom]

Good morning Sweet 'n' Sexy Witchie.........(((((huggggggggsssssssssss))))) and 's

I hope you slept well but dreamt better......

Doing the last of my Christmas Shopping today and going to see the new Narnia film....

I hope you have a super duper day......

 

[Emes]

Just popping in while the boss is out to say hello and hope you are having a good day!




GD....the Narnia film is FAB ~ i saw it last weekend and loved it!

 

[Gem_tiger]

coff eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ... I neeeed coff eeee.

I have not slept like that since .... pheeeeeeeeeeee - yewwwwwwwwww, Sunday????? LOL.

Good morning folks, lovely to see you for the ladies aaaaand
{{{{{{{{{ handshake }}}}}}}}}} for the guys.

I take it GD has finished for the day??

I am genuinely sorry to hear that BS is having a bad time too ............. I hope things turn out fine pretty soon, buddy.

Whatever you spiked my coffee with last night Witchie, cut it out !! You know full well that Health and Safety Regulations state that you cannot put sleeping draughts into a Tiggy's coffee without telling him first sheesh woman, you'll get us all in trouble LMAO

For our Colonial Cousins across the pond ............ Happy Hump Day




Unlikely to be back today ...... very busy .. for once.

 

[WantonWitch]

Good morning Sweet 'n' Sexy Witchie.........(((((huggggggggsssssssssss))))) and 's

I hope you slept well but dreamt better......

Doing the last of my Christmas Shopping today and going to see the new Narnia film....

I hope you have a super duper day......

Good morning {{{Dom}}} Mmmmm I slept well thanks

I had the exciting job of tidying the upstairs this morning

Ahh well all done now

Enjoy your shopping hin and enjoy your film even more

 

[WantonWitch]

Just popping in while the boss is out to say hello and hope you are having a good day!




GD....the Narnia film is FAB ~ i saw it last weekend and loved it!

Hiya Emes See you again later

 

[WantonWitch]

coff eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ... I neeeed coff eeee.

I have not slept like that since .... pheeeeeeeeeeee - yewwwwwwwwww, Sunday????? LOL.

Good morning folks, lovely to see you for the ladies aaaaand
{{{{{{{{{ handshake }}}}}}}}}} for the guys.

I take it GD has finished for the day??

I am genuinely sorry to hear that BS is having a bad time too ............. I hope things turn out fine pretty soon, buddy.

Whatever you spiked my coffee with last night Witchie, cut it out !! You know full well that Health and Safety Regulations state that you cannot put sleeping draughts into a Tiggy's coffee without telling him first sheesh woman, you'll get us all in trouble LMAO

For our Colonial Cousins across the pond ............ Happy Hump Day




Unlikely to be back today ...... very busy .. for once.

Awwww that's a shame Gem

Good to see you found your way back again tho'

As for the coffee I told you, all's fair in the 'Keep my undies safe from Gem' war
And they have to catch me actually spiking your coffee first

Have a great day {{{{Gem}}}} stay away from the catnip !

 

[WantonWitch]

And just 'cos I can

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to logon.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in ...


wait for It!










P...
E...
N...
I...
S...




His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:............

****PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Sorry guys but it did make me laugh

 

[Gem_tiger]

Woman in a supermarket buying loads of food, notices a young assistant. He has such a cute arse, it makes her horny! She asks him to carry some of her groceries to her car.
On the way, she can't hold back any more and says "I've got an itchy pussy!"
He says "You'll have to point it out to me, all these Japanese cars look the same!"

 

[WantonWitch]

Woman in a supermarket buying loads of food, notices a young assistant. He has such a cute arse, it makes her horny! She asks him to carry some of her groceries to her car.
On the way, she can't hold back any more and says "I've got an itchy pussy!"
He says "You'll have to point it out to me, all these Japanese cars look the same!"

Lmao !!! very good

 

[Gem_tiger]

A blonde takes her car to a garage because the engine is playing up.

The mechanic opens the bonnet and tinkers about for a minute, then says "You got shit in your air filter".

The blonde replies "How often have I got to do that then??"



My sincere apologies to all blondes .... I didn't create the joke

 

[virgin_not]

A blonde takes her car to a garage because the engine is playing up.

The mechanic opens the bonnet and tinkers about for a minute, then says "You got shit in your air filter".

The blonde replies "How often have I got to do that then??"



My sincere apologies to all blondes .... I didn't create the joke

ROFL...

 

[Gem_tiger]

Lmao !!! very good

Nearly as good as yours but, wait ..... I may have more ........

 

[WantonWitch]

A blonde takes her car to a garage because the engine is playing up.

The mechanic opens the bonnet and tinkers about for a minute, then says "You got shit in your air filter".

The blonde replies "How often have I got to do that then??"



My sincere apologies to all blondes .... I didn't create the joke

Don't care, not a blonde

 

[His lil secret]

A blonde takes her car to a garage because the engine is playing up.

The mechanic opens the bonnet and tinkers about for a minute, then says "You got shit in your air filter".

The blonde replies "How often have I got to do that then??"



My sincere apologies to all blondes .... I didn't create the joke

Gemmy !!!!!!!
Too funny !!! Post all the blonde jokes you want sweety .. as long as you stay around awhile
It's good to see you !!

((((((WW))))))

Happy hump day everyone

 

[WantonWitch]

Gemmy !!!!!!!
Too funny !!! Post all the blonde jokes you want sweety .. as long as you stay around awhile
It's good to see you !!

((((((WW))))))

Happy hump day everyone

*Chuckles* Seems to be a favourite pastime today, joke finding.

Have a great day {{{{Secret}}}}

 

[Jail]

A blonde takes her car to a garage because the engine is playing up.

The mechanic opens the bonnet and tinkers about for a minute, then says "You got shit in your air filter".

The blonde replies "How often have I got to do that then??"



My sincere apologies to all blondes .... I didn't create the joke

LMAO Well that was certainly a good morning eye-opener