big salami said:Well sweetie,. the only thing I know with a tender behind (before I get to lurvin') is a choo choo train!!
WantonWitch said:That's ok, I don't mind you thinking of me as a lil' loco
big salami said:
Azuldrgon said:I'm sure you'll be getting a load of bananas for that idea.
good, I happen to like bananas !
Azuldrgon said:
WantonWitch said:Oh dear.... welcome to the Bad Pun hotel ladies and gents.... all rooms are free upon reciept of a pun
WantonWitch said:Rofl, a banana would do, shortage of them in my area
big salami said:Wow, That must mean I'm entitled to loads and loads of free rooms at your place, book me in from 20th Sept to 30th Sept for a start!!
big salami said:Bananas in abundance round here Witchy, want me to bring one when I book in??
WantonWitch said:
big salami said:Is that for when you come to visit??
I'll bring some of my toys in that case!!
WantonWitch said:Oh, didn't I mention I was away for those dates
big salami said:Oh yeah, I forgot that's when you're coming up to stay in my dungxx I mean house isn't it?
WantonWitch said:Actually I was gonna bring a stool and brolly, have my tea and cake in the garden
big salami said:That's fine, I have a very secluded garden and we'll have lots of privacy, as well as lots of places to tie your cuffed hands to!!
WantonWitch said:You are assuming you'll get close enough to cuff me
big salami said:
WantonWitch said:*makes note to fill pockets with doggy treats *
big salami said:
WantonWitch said:That's as may be but this Witch has a way with animals
And I'm driving an automobile remember ! thought I'd use the original name, as you may recognise that easier
big salami said:Well THIS animal (substitute whichever name you wish) has a way with Witchues and I thought you would have found a way to power your "automobile" with a broomstick by now, given that you're such a clever witch!!!
WantonWitch said:*Chuckles* in that case then guess I'd better put some treats in my bag for you too
big salami said:
WantonWitch said:
