Does everyone on this board have enough to eat?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Tonight? Tomorrow? Next week?

 

[pipercatt]

shouldn't we be asking you that question?

 

[JerseyBoy]

I'm sensing a trend here...

...everything okay???

-ws

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've got plenty of.......

Licorice and green pitted olives - thanks.

 

[pipercatt]

Re: I've got plenty of.......

Licorice and green pitted olives - thanks.

NP, Sparky..just making sure...

What's your take on pimentos?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Love'um.

Would you like to pick my teeth?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Licorice and green olives, huh? I'm glad you didn't pack my Y2K emergency rations for me!

I was just thinking about going grocery shopping. I never feel totally secure unless I have at least 3 weeks worth of food in my house, and I'm down to about 8 meals worth.

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Love'um.

Would you like to pick my teeth?

That's the best offer I've had all day, Sparky. Thanks.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You can pick my teeth while I........

stick my toe in yer........

toe jam.

 

[pipercatt]

do you need lube fer that?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nah.

Your lube is just fine. And my toes aren't that big. Unless of course you demand some foot fucking. Then lube might have to come into play.

 

[pipercatt]

this just gets better and better...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Fisting? Footing?

All the same thing - just different body parts.

Saw an old porno called Aunt Peg - wherein Aunty fucks her neice with her amputated well below the knee - stump.

Her neice got pegged all right. No foot though.

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Fisting? Footing?

All the same thing - just different body parts.

Saw an old porno called Aunt Peg - wherein Aunty fucks her neice with her amputated well below the knee - stump.

Her neice got pegged all right. No foot though.

They prolly didn't need lube either, then..