Except, the one business I started ran successfully for almost 28 years and I sold it for a nice tidy sum. I understand tariffs and how they affect the economy, can talk about world issues, can read, love to learn and travel ( hitting my 37-38th countries in October) speak coherently and don’t molest women…sooooo. Plus I’m decidedly better looking, a 100 times fitter and not a gigantic weeping pussy that cries about people being mean.
Oh sick burn. I think being the president would literally be the worst job ever. You have to sell your soul, lie and promise stuff you know you can’t possibly deliver. Half the country wants you to fail because you have a D or an R in front of your name and you’re stuck dealing with idiots on both sides in the house and senate. No thank you! My life is quiet and peaceful, I get to travel, hangout with family and friends, and just enjoy it. Never wanted to be famous for any reason, whether it be politics, entertainment or anything else.
Derpy translator: "NUH UH U ARE!"
He Derpied it and quoted the wrong person.
WTF is Derpy going on about (derping) here???
Derpy
We. Told. Them. So.
Good christ.
But he's relevant, now we're stuck with picking up the pieces.
Every Republican president since and including Reagan left is with a recession that the Dems had to fix.
