Do You Have What it Takes

[MorgaineLaFay]

To be My Man?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Would I require a penis?

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i've got some alcohol... and its not beer

 

[Liontamr]

Just what would being your man intail?

If it involves week old newspapers, toothbrushes and gooey floors, I may not be able to help.

 

[Laurel]

Would I require a penis?

I think so. The question is: does it have to be attached to your body?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Would I require a penis?

For you darlin...I could veto the penis

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Just what would being your man intail?

If it involves week old newspapers, toothbrushes and gooey floors, I may not be able to help.

*chuckling* I am not sure if I should answer this honestly or not.

And no...cleaning wouldn't be involved.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think so. The question is: does it have to be attached to your body?

That is a good question, Laurel. Because, in fact, I'm quite adept at, um, shall we say, manuevering penisis (penii?) that aren't, er, attached to my body.

 

[freescorfr]

I wouldn't care for my penis to be vetoed. What does a vetoed willy look like?

 

[Rhys]

I wouldn't care for my penis to be vetoed. What does a vetoed willy look like?

uh...Bill Clinton?


oh sorry...just..um..*sneaks away*

 

[alphacat]

::laughs:: freescrofr, that really made my day... ohhh god... that was funny.
(random aside: Why do I get all this spam about "Increase your penis size"? I think I'm sort of the wrong market demographic for that ::laughs:

 

[Hawthorne]

I think a tongue and some very agile fingers compensate for a penis any day.
xxx

 

[VanB]

Yes

 

[Liontamr]

*chuckling* I am not sure if I should answer this honestly or not.

And no...cleaning wouldn't be involved.

Well cleaning is ok.. I mean I'll gladly do dishes for you or once in a while cleans the floor of all the clothes I leave laying around.

Just don't ask me to do it with a toothbrush that's all I'm saying

(btw, I have no idea where I am going with this... I'm just in a goofy mood so don't mind me)

 

[MechaBlade]

Yes.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Yes

Slut!!

 

[VanB]

Slut!!

Who?

Me?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Who? Me?

Well I wasn't talking to the monkey in the cage next to you...

 

[lobito]

If you are talking about a personal chef, then yes. Anything else, is just a guess.

 

[AzureAngel]

Sure, I've got ambition going for me.

 

[perks]

To be My Man?

no, Beautiful.
I have what it takes to make you happy.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Sure, I've got ambition going for me.

That...and your attraction to the rain...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Unless there's something you've been hiding that would change the requirements, yes.

 

[JazzManJim]

I dunno.

Maybe?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Hey Jim

And Lukky... a girls always hiding something...Gotta have a little air of mystery.