Do You Give Good Bone?

[TWB]

Do You Give Good Bone?

Tell me your bone techniques.

Roleplay?

In the mud dirty?

Foreplay..then work into it?

Do you bone on the first chat?

Bad experiences?

Any mind blowing ones?

TWB




Oh, btw, I hate the word "bone" as it relates to intercourse. Don't you?

Apologies to JL

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

No. That is not what I meant.

That is disgusting.

 

[lovetoread]

I give the best bones.

Only the best for my animals.

 

[TWB]

My cat catches mice, squirrel, and other critters and eats those bones.

 

[marksgirl]

I get good bone, is that what ya mean?

 

[TWB]

How could you. We have never met.

 

[juicylips]

Do You Give Good Bone?





Apologies to JL

Hey..you need to do more than just apologize.

I need some serious ass kissing here.

JL

 

[TWB]

*smooch*


But wait. . .


I think this thread is about boning, not kissing.

 

[juicylips]

*smooch*


But wait. . .


I think this thread is about boning, not kissing.

Ya have to learn to be flexible around me, T.

Kissing..boning...mix..match.

JL

 

[TWB]

Oh well.

I guess I am just too stiff and unflexible for you, JL.

 

[estevie]

Do You Give Good Bone?

~I don't give bone...but I have been told I give boners.

Tell me your bone techniques.

~well, I don't do anything special to give boners...usually just happens as I'm walking by

Roleplay?

~No thanks, maybe later

In the mud dirty?

~k

Foreplay..then work into it?

~Sometimes foreplay is not necessary

Do you bone on the first chat?

~Not in a very long time

Bad experiences?

~Well, there was that one guy who wanted me to be his master while he wore my panties. Not a bad experience...just kinda odd.

Any mind blowing ones?

~Yes.

Oh, btw, I hate the word "bone" as it relates to intercourse. Don't you?

~Yes. I prefer to call it scrumping.

 

[TWB]

Scrumping??


HAHAHAHAH! THAT IS FUNNY!

 

[estevie]

*picking self up from floor*

Your shouting toppled me off my chair!!!


Yes, scrumping. Its a word I picked up just recently. scrumping. I like it.

Come on, baby...let's scrump!! Now you say it...

See, doesn't that sound like fun?

 

[TWB]

Stop, now. You are making me blush.

I'll say it next week. Maybe. If I can stop laughing.

Its almost the weekend.

 

[TWB]

Come on, baby...let's scrump!! Now you say it...

Oh, I forgot to say, has anyone ever told you that you sound alot like Mr. Rogers?


"Can you say 'scrump?'"

"Sure. I knew you could. "

 

[estevie]

*chuckles*

I heard 'scrumping' while evesdropping (not intentionally, he was not trying to be discreet) on a friends phone conversation with his girlfriend. I believe his exact words were "yea babe, just wait till I get home, then the scrumping will begin". I busted out laughing, rolled my eyes and said what a romantic! Too funny!

 

[TWB]

*chuckles*

I heard 'scrumping' while evesdropping (not intentionally, he was not trying to be discreet) on a friends phone conversation with his girlfriend. I believe his exact words were "yea babe, just wait till I get home, then the scrumping will begin". I busted out laughing, rolled my eyes and said what a romantic! Too funny!

So did you ask him if he gave good bone, or just good scrump?

I did Scrump
I will Scrump
He/she/they Scrumped
We Scrump

Scrumper
Scrumpee.

I think I got it now.

 

[estevie]

twb, how do you expect me to answer your pm if your box is full, hmmm?


Scrump.

Tell all your friends. We'll start a fad.

 

[TWB]

Awww. Scrump.


Full again?


I will go clean it out.

 

[fillmup]

You all should start a scrumping thread!

 

[estevie]

hmmmmm, I can think of at least 2 people that wouldn't care to see a thread where twb and I are scrumping...noooo, that wouldn't be good at all.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[estevie]

Yes, you should have called. Especially when you are reading dirty books!

I gave you my cell # right? You can always reach me on that. For me to answer house phone, I would have to get off internet first and well...that just ain't happenin'



And yes, delete all his pm's. The nerve...pm'ing me without a clean box to which I can reply! sheeeeesh!

 

[*bratcat*]