Do you curse much?

Do I fucking curse much? Fuck no! Why I don't know why some people don't god-damn like me at times...probably because of my fucking superior intelect or sumthing. Jeezus H. Christ. I don't understand who in the hell would cuss, I mean, fuckijng curse anyway. All them there four leter words tend to drive down your fucking point becasue those goddamn people have sech sensitive ears. I mean sheeeit.;)


Actually, condsidering where I work...I do cuss a bit too much. With the new 'ears' around I am beign taken to task more often now than ever before. (of course my daughter will soon learn that little ears hear things whether or not you want them to heh heh.)
 
I didn't swear at all until I went to the Army. After a few months of being called Little Lord Fuck-Pants, I developed the ability to pepper my speech with variants of "fuck" where appropriate. I also became comfortable with saying the word "motherfucker" which, as a Black man, I'd always felt was conspicuously missing from my repertoire of pejoratives. I'm still told that I over-pronounce the word, but to my ears it rolls trippingly off my tongue.
 
So I decided to substitute those curses for sugar and fudge..

Tulip, what do you say when you want to have sex? Wanna make fudge? Let's put some sugar on it? Give me some sugar?
 
Prince Romeo said:
Tulip, what do you say when you want to have sex? Wanna make fudge? Let's put some sugar on it? Give me some sugar?

I'm sooooooooo tempted to say...oh what the hell......wanna do a little fudge packing? *LOL*
 
white_mage_goddess said:
I only curse in bed! Been told I'm the typical "Lady in the living room, whore in the bedroom."

Every mans dream! :D
 
Prince Romeo said:
Screw the dreaming part. I'm more into making it real. And that I am.

Well at least Tank does not have to dream about it either :D
 
Out of the bedroom is nice too

Hehe...I should have said "lady in public, whore in the bedroom, in the bathtub, on the kitchen table, on the floor, on the couch..."

oops...i'm sharing WAY more than people wanna hear!!!
 
Gunner Dailey said:
I thought I had a pretty good handle on my cursing...then my two year old asked me where her "fucking barbi was." Back to the drawing table.

LMAO
 
white_mage_goddess said:
Hehe...I should have said "lady in public, whore in the bedroom, in the bathtub, on the kitchen table, on the floor, on the couch..."

oops...i'm sharing WAY more than people wanna hear!!!
No-no. It's fine.

How do you feel about the 3-season porch, back yard and broom cupboard?
 
white_mage_goddess said:
Hehe...I should have said "lady in public, whore in the bedroom, in the bathtub, on the kitchen table, on the floor, on the couch..."


Bingo! :D
 
How do you feel about the 3-season porch, back yard and broom cupboard?

Lol..hey anywhere is cool with me..I live on five acres in the country and I've corrupted every inch of the house, the sheds, the stables, and the pasture.


I always say variety is the spice of life.
 
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