Do you bash the beaver if...

[nibble]

Do you masturbate if....

When you or your partner don't get a fuck,
do you masturbate or go without?
Or is masturbation a daily thing. If so how often is this.

 

[soapstar]

DONT bash the Beaver PAL!

 

[sheath]

Bash the Beaver?

Okay. This thread proves that I can still be surprised by something on Lit. Who woulda thunk it.

S.

 

[soapstar]

Beaver Protection League Unite.

 

[nibble]

Beaver Protection League Unite.

Beaver is not good word to call the pussy or the clit.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Beaver is the official animal of New York State.

 

[Vixandra]

You're quite sick you know.
Wanting to bash in a helpless beaver who was just minding its buisness and didn't deserve to get any just because you're not able to turn your woman on enough to put it in.
That's just so wrong! And those teeth!?! Wouldn't that hurt?

*signs up for the Beaver Protection Legue- BLP*



If you're offended, think about it- why should a beaver pay for this? Doesn't make sense.

 

[bitslinger]

This reminds me of a joke

What's the first sexual remark ever said on TV?

"Ward, I think that you were a little hard on the beaver last night".

 

[manofsteel52]

Beaver is the official animal of New York State.

I just knew there was something I liked about NY...

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Re: This reminds me of a joke

What's the first sexual remark ever said on TV?

"Ward, I think that you were a little hard on the beaver last night".

hehehehe

 

[Mrs Peel]

A few years ago, I worked on a shoot for an Armstrong flooring print ad - featuring a beaver. His name was Buzz. I've gotta say, he was ADORABLE. If I didn't think it would be cruel to keep in my apartment, I wouldn't mind a pet beaver.

 

[sheath]

Re: Do you masturbate if....

When you or your partner don't get a fuck,
do you masturbate or go without?
Or is masturbation a daily thing. If so how often is this.

Now that this question has been reworded and I can read it without chuckling...

I tend to need his pleasure to compliment, or even to spark, my own. Therefore, I rarely orgasm without a partner. I would rather go without an orgasm if I couldn't have one with a partner. If I do masturbate to orgasm on my own, it is a simple physical release...nothing more. I don't get much thrill out of it.

By the way, thanks for being kind to the beavers.

S.

 

[bashfull]

don't know if I would bash the beaver. Seems kinda cruel.

Don't have a problem with eating the beaver, though.


Bash

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Hehe... Ok... so when I was in the Boy Scouts... Yeah... Our Patrol named themselves the Beaver Patrol. Hehehe, we were kids... Imagine our surprise when we got older, not that we minded. Hehe, Oh and The Beaver is also the State animal of Oregon.

J

 

[Mrs Peel]

Originally posted by ABN_Ranger
The Beaver is also the State animal of Oregon.

This made me unsure, so I had to check the status of the Beaver in NYS. I was correct, it is the state Animal. Did you know we also have a state muffin? (The apple muffin. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.)

Thank you, Senator Clinton, for posting this important info on your official website.

And, BIG PROPS to the Great State of Oregon! WOO HOO!
Any other beaver states out there?

HONOR AND CELEBRATE THE BEAVER!

 

[soapstar]

don't know if I would bash the beaver. Seems kinda cruel.

Don't have a problem with eating the beaver, though.


Bash

Eating Beavers is just plain WRONG.

 

[manofsteel52]

I never et...er... met a beaver I didn't like.

 

[manofsteel52]

I do prefer the hairless variety, however...

 

[curiouswtchr]

with or without

Being a navy wife, I should know the answer to this question.
Huuummmmm let me think.....the desire to masturbate is always there, and I do so, yet there is always an incomplete feeling....something missing. Yes, I do, just to relieve the pent up sexual tension, but always end up wanting more. Now that is a "catch 22" situtation. If I was a smart girl, I would quit reading Lit. but.............*shakes head and continues to read*

 

[SyberWhorse]

The beaver is the national animal of Canada. Those people really know what they're doing

 

[wildthang]

* Puts on her "BPL:Vaginal Justice Now" shirt and holds up a sign.*

*shouts*

" BEAVERS ARE YOUR FRIEND! MAKE BASHING END! BEAVERS ARE YOUR FRIEND! MAKE BASHING END!


BPL=BEAVER PROTECTION LEAGUE

 

[bashfull]

Eating Beavers is just plain WRONG.

Hmmm...guess it depends on how you prepare it.


Bash

 

[nibble]

Re: Do you masturbate if....

When you or your partner don't get a fuck,
do you masturbate or go without?
Or is masturbation a daily thing. If so how often is this.

Hi guys, this was a silly thread I started. We learn from our erorrs.



):

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Re: Re: Do you masturbate if....

Hi guys, this was a silly thread I started. We learn from our erorrs.



):

I personally have NEVER learned from an error... At least I don't think I have. Oh well... I'm off to got stick forks in the outlets now.

J

 

[firefighter02]

And let's not forget that the lowly Beave is the mascot of Buena Vista college..(in the middle of nowhere).... IT is an awsome sight every year to watch them play the GameCocks, especially when the announcer guy gets to excited and forgets and starts yelling......"And the cock's ran right up the middle of the beavers!"