Do Guys really like.....

[FurryFury]

Whoever mentioned that limber only matters if you know what to do with it? With my husband, he will put you into position and TELL you what to do. LOL.

For the one who said, that people were saying what ALL males would think? I dissagree. I think everyone was just giving their personal opinions of what they liked OR what they thought most guys liked. To me that is very different from saying I KNOW what all guys like. Maybe I missed a post that did that but I don't think so.

LOL Fury, poor fucks indeed...

Thanks for a much needed laugh.

I'm glad it had that effect on you. I was laughing as I wrote it.

I have to say, tattoos are my pet hate. Not because they're a taboo; it's for the exact opposite reason. They're now so fashionable that they've become a great big cliche: It used to be that if a girl had one it seemed raunchy and wild; now it just says "I want to be like everybody else". Pfft.

I like all the other things on the list though.

I agree that I find it irritating how just about everyone "has" to have a tat these days. I never liked them. (Except for dragons on a cock or something.) I still don't. Everyone doing it, hasn't helped. When the edge is made mainstream you are not on it anymore, IMO.

Why "poor fucks"? We don't care that lesbians aren't into guys. It's two naked women rolling around together doing dirty stuff. What's not to like?

Hey, if that gets ya going fine. I personally like to be getting some instead of getting excited over nothing I'm going to get.. I also like to do, not watch, but then, I'm not a dude.

*shrugs*

It works the other way 'round too - there are lots of women who drool and obsess over the idea of gay romance, creating yaoi and slash fanfic and art as well as original stuff. I saw an estimate once that half of written gay male erotica is created by women.

I didn't know that! That's interesting and just as strange to me. Of course I can appreciate the beauty of a guy or girl regardless of orientation. I'd just rather not see the nasty bits or hear a bunch of moaning/screaming. Those that are into it, fine and dandy. I'm simply not.

These are men who confuse lesbians with bisexuals and do not understand that women can't be converted to only being straight with you.

I love to watch and join in MFF threesomes. But lesbians, while a nice voyeuristic thrill are by definition hopeless for me. I like to look, but I know that I can't touch (unless they are just miserly or curious enough to try sperm donation the natural way).

The other stuff.....it really depends on the man. The question really is: do you like them?

'kay

Are you asking if I, personally like them?

Guys and sex in the same sentence?

Then it has to be yes to everything!

That would seem mostly true to me as well.

I know exactly what you meant with your statement, but the first thing that popped up in my mind when you said that was
"Do you guys want to take turns having sex with this jersey Cow?" and of course, my response would be "Hell no! I mean no offense to the cow, but, not my idea of stimulating.

Easy fisting though.

Just saying . . .

Moo!

LOL.

Yes but I'd gladly give that all up if she'd just put on the Klingon outfit I bought her.

LMAO! I'd do it!

Fury

 

[yevkassem72]

I was actually asking the OP.

 

[M's girl]

As for hetero porn stars, I have yet to see one in films. Most seem to be bi.

Most of them ACT bi. I guess I would too if I were a porn star. I guess, if I would like to 'count' in the scene nowadays I would also be willing to take it up the ass. If I would pursue a serious carreer in porn I would do it 'right' and be 'in' for a lot more than I would be in RL, but that does not mean I'm bi.

 

[FurryFury]

I was actually asking the OP.

Damn.

*pouts*

Oh, thanks for the clarification.

Fury

 

[The_gladiator]

LMAO Fury

can you believe in the state of Florida there is actually a law stating that it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine?
sounds painful to me.

Did they actually have a problem with this at one time?

not like I'm one to talk about having dumb laws considering the state of Ohio has a law where in it is illegal to whale hunt on a sunday, who in the hell is gonna hunt whales on a sunday in Ohio? We don't have any whales! What is someone going to do? Take a rifle and hold up seaworld?

anyway
that's not the point

I shall stop polluting the thread.

oh btw
Sunandshadow
only half of the gay erotica is written by women? I thought the number would have been much much higher
especially in the realm of fanfiction, I've not seen a m/m story written by a man.

 

[FurryFury]

LMAO Fury

can you believe in the state of Florida there is actually a law stating that it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine?
sounds painful to me.

Did they actually have a problem with this at one time?

not like I'm one to talk about having dumb laws considering the state of Ohio has a law where in it is illegal to whale hunt on a sunday, who in the hell is gonna hunt whales on a sunday in Ohio? We don't have any whales! What is someone going to do? Take a rifle and hold up seaworld?

anyway
that's not the point

I shall stop polluting the thread.

oh btw
Sunandshadow
only half of the gay erotica is written by women? I thought the number would have been much much higher
especially in the realm of fanfiction, I've not seen a m/m story written by a man.

Hey!

Some people are into needle play and anyway, porcupines need luv too!

LMAO!

Fury

 

[The_gladiator]

Hey!

Some people are into needle play and anyway, porcupines need luv too!

LMAO!

Fury

hey, to each his own
lol!

ok one more dumb law
in the state of Ohio it is illegal to opperate a slot machine in an outhouse.
who in the hell comes up with these laws...

 

[TheDivineMsM]

she doesnt have to swallow...

That shit was funny

And from a nonswallower
THANK YOU

 

[sutherngent985]

For the one who said, that people were saying what ALL males would think? I dissagree. I think everyone was just giving their personal opinions of what they liked OR what they thought most guys liked. To me that is very different from saying I KNOW what all guys like. Maybe I missed a post that did that but I don't think so.

I was giving my personal opinion...what I like or dont like about the things that were listed. I wouldnt presume to say what other guys like...never sat with a bunch of guys and talked about it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

First off, I'd like to say you folks are damned funny! Especially you Fury!

Brazilians, piercings, tattoos, big breasts, limber partners, swallowing, anal, threesomes, lesbian sex?

I have often wondered why these things are so taboo with most people and yeah, I have often wondered if guys really do like these things.

As someone already said, everyone has a preference so no single answer can be taken as gospel. I will share my preference to your questions, but in reality what matters to me the most is the woman herself, regardless of my preference, because all those things are "set dressings" and don't have a whole lot to do with
the individual. I also have an aversion to reducing women to sex objects who's only function is to service men. I believe that any two individuals in a committed, loving relationship will discuss their personal preferences and be open to experimentation and change.

Preference:

Brazilians = Bald is beautiful and definitely a huge turn on. I'm just happy to be dining at the Y. If I have to contend with a bit of hair, so be it.

piercings = a couple in the ears are fine, no body piercings. They're intriguing to look at but I wouldn't want to have to munch around them.

tattoos = No - a couple "cute" ones strategically placed maybe, but in general, IMHO, they destroy the beautiful landscape that is the human body.

big breasts = Not a necessity, but yes, I'm an absolute fan (hello-O, look at my name! ), but there is probably a limit to what's manageable both in terms of the owner and as the 'muncher" I read something somewhere that it's less about size and more about fullness, firmness, and cleavage. I think I'd have to agree with this (I still like dem biggen's though ).

limber partners = Sure, makes for better sex and experimentation, but come on, if you love the person, you're gonna find a way, right?

swallowing = Nice yes, big deal? No. I prefer to wait for PIV because then we BOTH get our cookies, and I don't have to fight post-orgasm waning interest to give her her's.

anal = Not a big deal. Tried it a few times, would like to try it more, though definitely not a deal breaker either way.

Threesomes = Not really suitable for me personally, though I do find them intriguing.

lesbian sex = As a guy, I've never understood the attraction. It's about as erotic as watching two guys go at it.

 

[Geezerguy]

Been away a while (hello again!!) - here's my two cents on this one. This is a very pertinent thread for the whole reason I came back here today - but will not threadjack - I will write a separate thread. Back to this one though for now:

Brazilians - I do like shaved / partially shaved - it does turn me on to feel it "oh so smooth" but it is not essential and variety is the spice of life, so whatever is good for her works just fine for me.

Piercings - not a fan other than the more usual stuff - ears, belly button etc. But again, her choice and would not overly concern me.

Tattoos - quite like them as long as they're tasteful and not too much.

Big breasts - all breasts are good, never met one I didn't love !!

Limber partners - nice I guess, my beloved is not extremely limber but then neither am I - we manage

Swallowing - She's not keen, I don't care - if I get oral sex to orgasm I could care less where the cum goes !! *LOL*

Anal - curious - but wonder why I would bother really. If she asked for it I would try it - but I doubt she would.

Threesomes - not really our thing. Theoretical erotic, reality would almost certainly be different and more complicated for me.

Lesbian sex - similar to threesomes for me.

 

[sunandshadow]

oh btw
Sunandshadow
only half of the gay erotica is written by women? I thought the number would have been much much higher
especially in the realm of fanfiction, I've not seen a m/m story written by a man.

I know a few gay male fanfiction writers, but yeah that's mostly women. But you see a lot of male writers doing stroke fiction, like at the Nifty story archive most of the gay story writers are male.

 

[FurryFury]

I was giving my personal opinion...what I like or dont like about the things that were listed. I wouldnt presume to say what other guys like...never sat with a bunch of guys and talked about it.

See, that's what I figured. You guys talk about sports and shit right? *yawn*

Which means, that since we girls talk about the dirty and sexy little details of each guy, the ones we can remember we fucked anyway, we probably do know more about what guys overall like. I'm going on record here saying most guys like to fuck and aren't all that choosy about who or how.



Fury

 

[FurryFury]

First off, I'd like to say you folks are damned funny! Especially you Fury!

Why thank ya kindly!

I love nipples too by the way. I'm just not a fan of BIG boobies.

Of course I mostly enjoy playing with man nips, so . . .

LOL.

Fury

 

[S_D_R_R]

Brazilians
Nice visual and strong encouragement to rub KY Warming everywhere above, below, around, in, out, over, around... The little girl look doesn't add much, if any, for me. Makes no difference, however, to how much mouth music I'll perform!

piercings
Not really an attractor, but not a real turn-off. However, genital piercings are most intriguing!

tattoos
Art for art's sake.

big breasts
Only a nice handful are required. I love playing with nipples, as in "a direct line open between the tit and clit". Giving "neat pain" is good, and an orgasm from nipple stimulation is an august experience!

limber partners
Just need to be limber enough so I don't worrying about causing back or muscles problems when pulling legs up and out, pushing knees up to shoulders, or lifting pussy up into the air.

swallowing
For some reason, watching semen dribbling over lips, cheek, and chin is a turn-on. Shooting down someone's throat doesn't do more for me than shooting down any other hole...

anal
Absolutely. I may be lucky, but women have said their best orgasms cum when a finger's on their clit and a cock is in their ass pushing against their a-spot against their g-spot. Some of my best cums have been while fucking ass, feeling master and owner of all, using it as I will.

Then when it's my turn to fucked, the experience is most different, and also damn good sex.

threesomes
I tend to focus on my partner(s) most of the time, so it's even better when people can work together to super-enhance the experience... being part of the synergy is extremely rewarding. I love being part of a team than can keep a female going and going and going...

The increased intimacy (not to mention the sensation) when two people are both touching my body is very enjoyable.

lesbian sex?
There's something different about woman on woman. I always enjoy watching very aroused females, and their climaxes can resonate within me. Plus, it's a change of pace.

I also think it's neat to do some boy-boy for female(s) who really get into watching.

 

[The Gimp]

Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes
Brazilians, piercings, tattoos, big breasts, limber partners, swallowing, anal, threesomes, lesbian sex?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Why thank ya kindly!

I love nipples too by the way. I'm just not a fan of BIG boobies.

Of course I mostly enjoy playing with man nips, so . . .

LOL.

Fury

Come one, nothing says loving like a big ol handful of man boobies!






One of the things I like best about loving a large breasted woman is the ability to munch on both nipples at the same time. It seems to get quite the reaction, something that I haven't found with small breasted women where only one nipple at a time may be dined upon. Then there's all that wonderful landscape to explore around the nipples, down the slopes, around the mountains, between the peaks. MMmmmm. Damn! Is it me, or is getting hungry in here?

 

[Resilience87]

I've done a complete 180, on the whole brazilian front.

I used to absolutely love a clean shaven pussy, perhaps delicately waxed, leaving a tidy stretch. But now since I convinced my girlfriend this is the way to go... I am seriously longing to feel a soft warm hairy pussy, tickling my nose as i delve my tongue onto her clit... Ahem, that aside;

Don't like tattoos or piercings.
Anal is good now and then.
Never been in a threesome, sadly.
Lesbians are more of a fantasy when you're 12. They don't fail to turn you on whatever your age but the appeal weakens.

 

[coolr]

yes, to all of them.

 

[UnwillingTempest]

Brazilians, piercings, tattoos, big breasts, limber partners, swallowing, anal, threesomes, lesbian sex?

I have often wondered why these things are so taboo with most people and yeah, I have often wondered if guys really do like these things.

Yes love a smooth girl, piercings are hot but could care less, And i have a total tattoo fetish love them , big breasts yeah im a tit man, limber partners are fun like someone else said it makes things easyer. Swallowing is good but i can live with out it. anal is fun spices things up a bit. threesoms i have had a couple and they wehre fun even done a bit of partner swaping but the mix of people have to be right. lesbian sex really could care less if im there and waiting my turn its hot as hell.

 

[RosiePosie]

I gotta say, I never realized the directions this thread would go and I appreciate all who are voicing their opinions.

As a woman, and growing up a woman, I posted this particular thread as a breaker for the taboo's we have to live with.

We hear lots of different things about what guys want, and what guys like and we are led into a land of stereotypes that we feel we have to try to live up to because its "WHAT GUYS LIIKE"

I feel the same as most of you posters that stress the fact that its whats mututal between two partners.

Keep the thread rollin guys. I love it

 

[FurryFury]

I've done a complete 180, on the whole brazilian front.

I used to absolutely love a clean shaven pussy, perhaps delicately waxed, leaving a tidy stretch. But now since I convinced my girlfriend this is the way to go... I am seriously longing to feel a soft warm hairy pussy, tickling my nose as i delve my tongue onto her clit... Ahem, that aside;

Don't like tattoos or piercings.
Anal is good now and then.
Never been in a threesome, sadly.
Lesbians are more of a fantasy when you're 12. They don't fail to turn you on whatever your age but the appeal weakens.

OMG!

This is sooooooo male!

*grr*

Fury

 

[short_circutz]

Brazilians, piercings, tattoos, big breasts, limber partners, swallowing, anal, threesomes, lesbian sex?

Doesn't matter the race, as long as they're done tastefully, same thing, as long as they're cushy, prefer full figured women, only one woman has ever finished me successfully with a blowjob, yes, yes, and definately yes.

 

[amsubone]

Brazilians, piercings, tattoos, big breasts, limber partners, swallowing, anal, threesomes, lesbian sex?

I have often wondered why these things are so taboo with most people and yeah, I have often wondered if guys really do like these things.

yes, yes, yes, no, so/so, not necessary, yes, yes, yes!

 

[Taste]

Brazilians - It doesn't matter what branch of the tree you fall from, we're all human, and we're all capable of pleasure and enjoyment. But yes, Brazilians can be quite enticing.

piercings - I LOVE piercings. I'm not sure why, but I have a liking for them. I don't like girls to overdo it though, but I love a good lip/tongue ring to swirl around my tongue.

tattoos - Tattoos are a form of artistic expression, and I love them as well. I think it's a beautiful thing for a woman to support a tattoo proudly, especially if it means something to them. Tattoos are a plus.

big breasts - Personally, I like big breasts, but I'm not so into them. I don't care about breast size, but I like smaller breasts. I guess I'm just weird like that. But those itty bitty ones are the ones I love.

limber partners - Why Not?

swallowing - I don't mind it, but it's not necessary. It's really up to the person who's giving the pleasure. If you want to swallow loads of cum and slurp it all down, your choice, not mine. But whether I'm the one swallowing or getting swallowed, it's all very exciting.

anal - I love taking and receiving anal, and I absolutely love to play around with the aspect of analplay. It just depends who I'm with and what the limits are.

threesomes - I like the idea, and have had one threesome before. It was very cool and I think I would love to do it again someday.

lesbian sex - This goes along with threesomes, it's hot, but not a must. I'd rather be the one kissing my partner, but I don't mind another person stepping in and joining us.