Do all men think they are God's gift to women?

[ms_ann_thrope]

There are probably some men that might actually be, but half of those are gay and the other half are Fabio.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its a fair stereotype.

Every man, regardless of how humble and common, provides his woman with more utility than even Al Capp imagined for his Shmoo. Mencken said that its a low sort of cad who forfeits matrimony and the opportunity to add purpose to a woman's life.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Without us where would you get the life giving semen you need to consume three times a day to survive?

 

[lovetoread]

My man is Gods gift to women.

I know this because he tells me so.

 

[Super-Surprise]

There are probably some men that might actually be, but half of those are gay and the other half are Fabio.

 

[blackleggings]

I feel cheated. I don't want God to gift me with a man. I'd take so many other things, like a few extra inches in height or permanently colored finger nails. I hate painting them.

 

[fgarvb1]

Do all men think they are God's gift to women?

Sure.

It's just that people that know fail to mention that God has a Hell of sense of humor!

 

[BotanyBoy]

LADIES...ladies.....please....

I got something really important I need to share with yall...

 

[bill4672]

No more than thinking women are god's gift to men

 

[sethp]

There are probably some men that might actually be, but half of those are gay and the other half are Fabio.

One Night with me, Anne, and you'll see, the, truth...that sethp, is the gift you have yet to receive!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Deep down I know I'm not. But my penis tells me I am so often it's difficult to ignore. He's pretty hard headed.

 

[CHNOPS]

Deep down I know I'm not. But my penis tells me I am so often it's difficult to ignore. He's pretty hard headed.

Except when he needs to be, amiright?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

< insert gong show image here>

 

[Beco]

Is something wrong with his face?

 

[mark_j]

There are probably some men that might actually be, but half of those are gay and the other half are Fabio.

Wouldn't make much difference either way, women would still find fault with us.

 

[Liar]

If women didn't expect them to be, men wouldn't have to pretend they are.

 

[neci]

My man is Gods gift to women.

I know this because he tells me so.

i thought your man was atheist.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought he was a cunt.

 

[lovetoread]

Yes to both.

 

[neci]

origin of the world.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

There are probably some men that might actually be, but half of those are gay and the other half are Fabio.

You must be quite old, no?

 

[run_silent]

Of course I am God's gift to women. I give good head and am willing to shut up and really listen to them. Is there anything more you want?

 

[dolf]

trojan horse was a gift.

just sayin'.

 

[neci]

that's why i stick to donkeys and goats.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

trojan horse was a gift.

just sayin'.

...and they brought their own condoms.