Dizz yourself Thread

[Xander]

you ever just had this feeling, where you just wanna tell youself. You're an idiot.
well here's the oppotunity. Dizz yourself thread.
I guess as thread starter, I should go first.

I am an idiot, a moron if you will. i feel too much and hang my life in a thin thread of maybes.
I spend too much time fighting, when I could just be an asshole and start living.
I am xander, I am a fool!!

Who's next??

 

[Mistress]

I am Mistress!


Thats bad enough no explaination needed there!


Snuggles Xander tight!

 

[April]

I write bad poetry.
I correct other people's spelling.
I am lazy.
I am quite often insensitive, and say the wrong thing.
I am always late!

 

[Xander]

Lyrics that fit.

I'm an idiot, a loser, a microphone abuser.....

Still a moron. damn I am cursed.

 

[April]

I often don't get the joke or reference.
I can never tell when people are doing something dumb on purpose, or just because they're dumb!

 

[LongHardRocker]

hmmm ya got an hour???

Let's see...I'm arrogant at times, too self centered, selfish, make too many wrong decisions which I later regret,
speak without thinking, procrastinate too long, usually
end up hurting the ones I care about the most..and the list
goes on and on and on....

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I Never Wanted To Know, Never Wanted To See,
I Wasted My Time Till Time Wasted Me

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I don't have the balls to put myself out and take interpersonal risks, when I occasionally do get up some gumption I come across arrogant and scare people off.

I'm a procrastinator extrodinare. No the extordinare
is just giving my self qudos, I don't even procrastine with panache.

I am scared of hurting peoles feelings and try to protect them, my actions invariably make the final result worse.

I'm too open and often speak first and think second.

Wake up and sort it out Juspar.

 

[indyweasel]

I'm an arrogant, opinionated asshole who rarely cares what anyone else thinks about me. Even the people who I know really do not want to see me get hurt.

If I was smart I'd at least listen to what other people say every once in a while. I am not the knower of all things.


*Did I just admit that? I must be in a wierd mood today.*

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think I'm perfect.

 

[SweetCherry]

I would join the fun, but I know better. When I do, I get in troub;e and kindly, but firmly reminded what will happen if I don't stop it!

See, Draco, I'm getting better at it! I passed this one up!

 

[Xander]

Oh c'mon. No other occational self haters out there??

hey I admitted I was an idiot, a moron and a fool.

C'mon people.

 

[indyweasel]

Can we post here for Kid Rock? I think we all can agree that he hates himself.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I still think I'm perfect.

 

[indyweasel]

I think KM is perfect too.

Not that my opinion matters. Just ask my boss.

 

[SweetCherry]

Xander, I would love to state that I'm the village idiot and I'm totally worthless and such things, but I know what I'll get if I do. And I don't like lectures about how I'm not allowed to put myself down. If I say I'm stupid, I'm reminded of my IQ and the things I have accomplished as of late.

Though, if you promise not to tell Draco, I'll say I'm about ready to throw my pc out the window cuz I'm an idiot and can't get it running right! "p

 

[willfulbrat]

I am a worthless bimbo. I never do anything right. My cooking even makes the dog sick. Lazy, selfish and ugly, I am. No one loves me. I'm fat and my skin is bad and my ankles are thick.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I'm a Fat Fucking HoG!!!!!

I need to stop eating chocolate
I have like dolly parton boobs
I'm useless


I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE WIFE

 

[Nicole]

Geesh NSW, don't be so hard on yourself. Your a warm friendly person, that shows time and time again that your heart is made of gold.

Please don't be so self hating of yourself, we all love you

 

[naudiz]

I procrastinate. I have no idea where this aversion to completing a project comes from, but I just can't seem to do it.

I'll often say things so obscure no one else gets them, and yet the most well known bits of cultural trivia are lost on me. Movie quotes are the worst. Even if I see the movie eighty times, chances are I won't remember the line you're talking about.

No attention span. No short term memory.

I still can't figure out how to get one of those @*!#% dolls in my sig file.

*EDIT* - I did it! One step closer to utter perfection...

Other than that, I'd say my only real flaw is that sometimes, I'm just too damned talented, beautiful, witty, and modest.

[Edited by naudiz on 04-03-2001 at 06:44 PM]

 

[Nicole]

Okay lets see then.

I can't cook, I clean house way too much, I spend way too long online when there are other things to do, I make too much noise during sex, I would do anything for my partner, even if it was something I didn't like, I ramble on in letters to friends, I don't answer all the Email I should, I'm clumsy, I'm Like Naudiz in that, I don't have an attention span, I forget everything, I hate summer ... I could go on but I won't.

Like a weight lifted from my shoulders, thanks Xander, you fool

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Hmmm

Well, I am Rude. I am Nasty. I am A Bit Of An Ass. I am A Bitch, But Not According To ANY Of Those Stupid Bitch Tests!

Overall I Am A Delight To All I Hang With

~Shooing My Foot Licker From My Pretty Feet~

There are STILL, NO Answers In My Medicine Cabinet!

 

[Guest]

I am too nice.
I always try to see the good in people even when there isn't any good.
I get a little too sarcastic.
I am really defensive.
I overanalyze everything.
And I am Moody as hell

 

[Angel]

Xander... why are you an idiot, a moron and a fool?


What's wrong with me?

I can't take a compliment

I don't believe people when they compliment me

I've recently realized that I value other peoples (men's)opinions of my looks more than I should

I have less self confidence that I used to

I act/speak before thinking

I tend to live too much for the moment and throw the future to chance

I don't give enough of a shit about the future to plan for it when I am at the age where I should be doing so

I don't want to grow up all the way yet

 

[Siren]

I think Muff Kill is perfect

 

[lickerish]

Siren tol' me to...

Write it:

"i don't love ME enough to tie someone down to ME."

Then forget it.