Dispelling the myth that men are grosser than women.

[alexandraaah]

So I have this big canister of spices that I got as part of a gift. It has all these openings at the top and you flip the top of the spice you want to use.

Fine.

Well, a recent turkey burger episode, I unleashed the "cajun" flavor spice, only to have the whole top pop off, spewing a series of various spices into a large and messy pile atop my stove.

That was four days ago. The pile remains, but is getting smaller.

You see, I had a recent veggie burger episode [see: what I'm eating now] and while it was cooking I thought I'd really like to spice it up.

What do I do? What do you think I did? I pinched off the top of the pile of spilled spice. Okay, not the top, I've been using those spices for four days for omelets and what not. The pile is becoming an unusual design of dragged fingertips.

It's really quite disgusting.

Fear my grossness.

Fear it!

 

[glamorilla]

I once used duck sauce to sweeten oatmeal.

 

[alexandraaah]

On purpose?

 

[glamorilla]

I was out of sugar.

 

[red_rose]

draaah, hon.

I think that is the hardest I have laughed ALL NIGHT.

Ouch. LOL


I can't stop...

ooohhh...

 

[Marxist]

I once used duck sauce to sweeten oatmeal.

I once used ejaculate for coffee creamer. Man, it takes a lot to make a cat cum.

 

[MissTaken]

I won't ask what you do with left over scrambled eggs (raw.)


Ewwwww

 

[superlittlegirl]

that's not gross, it's smart!

I'd have done the same thing with the cajun spice. I'm pretty gross too-- I eat out of the same spoon as my cat.

click the link:
http://www.angelfire.com/freak/superlittlegirl/weirdkitty.html

why is the image insert thingie not working? bah!

 

[Sillyman]

Ha! I laugh at your pathetic attempts at grossness! I would DO that and on top NOT EVEN THINK IT WAS GROSS! In fact I would do so, and not even care when ANTS started LIVING in the spice!

 

[alexandraaah]

I once used ejaculate for coffee creamer. Man, it takes a lot to make a cat cum.

Then you're not doing it right.

 

[Kitte]

Re: that's not gross, it's smart!

I'd have done the same thing with the cajun spice. I'm pretty gross too-- I eat out of the same spoon as my cat. http://www.angelfire.com/freak/superlittlegirl/weirdkitty.html

I share food with my cats all the time...they are so cute how can your resist them!

 

[Laurel]

I once used ejaculate for coffee creamer. Man, it takes a lot to make a cat cum.

I...don't know how to respond to that.

I once left a pizza out on my desk for two days & nights, eating slices every so often.

 

[glamorilla]

Never use non dairy creamer as the milk portion in Mac n cheese.

 

[Laurel]

Then you're not doing it right.

There you go. The right response.

 

[glamorilla]

I once used ejaculate for coffee creamer. Man, it takes a lot to make a cat cum.

Not mine...all you need to do is play with it a little and she's happy.

 

[Kitte]

Never use non dairy creamer as the milk portion in Mac n cheese.

actually it isnt bad if you mix it with water first...dont ask how I know that if I told you Id have to kill you

 

[Laurel]

I like to eat dry non-dairy creamer.

 

[red_rose]

I like to eat dry non-dairy creamer.

Laurel, you are stranger than I ever imagined.

 

[glamorilla]

See i toldja we had lots in common.

 

[alexandraaah]

Laurel,
that cat looks really stressed out.

 

[Sillyman]

HA! I laugh at all of you! You have nothing on me!

I eat sticks of butter.

I suck Coke I've spilled out of the carpet.

I eat cereal with ants in it.

I eat 5 day old pizza.

I pull my razors out when they fall in the toilet and don't flinch.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel,
that cat looks really stressed out.

Of course he is. That's because he wouldn't look into the friggin camera on his own, so I had to hold him in the air with one hand and stick the camera in his face.

I also like to eat soy sauce by itself. I like salt a lot.

 

[alexandraaah]

I pulled something out of my teeth yesterday and ate it.

I wasn't thinking, honest.

 

[Marxist]

Of course he is. That's because he wouldn't look into the friggin camera on his own, so I had to hold him in the air with one hand and stick the camera in his face.

Art becomes porn when the pussy stares back at the lens. Just thought I'd add that.

 

[alexandraaah]

Art becomes porn when the pussy stares back at the lens. Just thought I'd add that.

Is that what the yearbook photographer told you?