Dirty_Dream

[Shamanskiss]

for some reason

I can do it with both legs at the same time, sadly it's hard to balance like that so I have to lie on my back or belly,

that has siezed me and now holds me completely in its thrall.
Look, just take a short cut, you should probably slap me anyway. I am not into pain or anything, it is just more honest this way.
What is racing round my mind really does deserve it..

 

[Dirty_Dream]

that has siezed me and now holds me completely in its thrall.
Look, just take a short cut, you should probably slap me anyway. I am not into pain or anything, it is just more honest this way.
What is racing round my mind really does deserve it..

the only other way I could imagine it being done would be if I was hanging from the ceiling by my ankles, then I could just twist both legs, get a bit of momentum and be the right way up, holding onto the ropes with each hand, hell I could probably even muster a swing
if you look at the way my leg is bent in that photo, imagine both bent like that, feet pointing up at right angles almost touching my elbows, I could totally swing like that. Bizarre I know but once you get the mental image you really wonder if it woudl be possible. Then again I don't know how long I could hold it as the calf and thigh would be rubbing against each other....

 

[bitchlovingbad]

if you ever need any help giving it a try, just lemme know...

 

[Radiation]

Found your thread today. Very nice. Thanks a lot. Hope you keep posting...

 

[Shamanskiss]

those batteries charged yet.

I seem to be developing an odd twitch.
I think it might be withdrawal kicking in.

wonder if that will hold me....

thinking about it...earlier on you made some comment about being worried about your arse....
what was that about....
have you seen this photo

 

[ofro]

Sorry, what's that? Did someone say Gratuitous Ass Shot Pls?
No?
Oh, ok then......

I really have to rack my brains, no pictures will get taken whilst the Pringles are weaving their siren spells. Apologies for the slump in form, waiting for a creative muse to sneak up and bonk me on the noggin.

Imagine the warmth of a fireplace.. flames crackling, lighting up the room.. no other lighting except what dances on your body... the rug in front of the fire is soft..
your body is hard.. then melts by the fire ... imagine the smell of your favorite flowers wafting through the air...
its a good night be be alive, laying on the floor, with fresh batteries in the camera.


hope that helps

 

[cent_fl_guy]

OK let's see here...

...

From the time I started scrolling through this thread until now it went from 23 pages to 24 pages.

My right index finger is sore from scrolling.

My cat is having leftover pizza because the store is closed and I am out of cat food.

You have absolutely no reason at all to be shy about your ass.

Somebody at some point will need to index this.

Shaman what in the hell are kebabs when it comes to pictures, I know what they are for eating.

I don't think the girls need a name either, but it is not going to stop me from thinking about it.

How do I get into gaming and will it help me meet someone like you?

 

[Dirty_Dream]

...

From the time I started scrolling through this thread until now it went from 23 pages to 24 pages.

My right index finger is sore from scrolling.

My cat is having leftover pizza because the store is closed and I am out of cat food.

You have absolutely no reason at all to be shy about your ass.

Somebody at some point will need to index this.

Shaman what in the hell are kebabs when it comes to pictures, I know what they are for eating.

I don't think the girls need a name either, but it is not going to stop me from thinking about it.

How do I get into gaming and will it help me meet someone like you?

I feel bad now that my thread has deprieved your poor kitty of food! Don't let him eat pepperoni, you'll regret it in the morning...
Yeah indexing would be a good idea but I'm lazier than an obese hippo on Sundays... maybe I'll get round to it eventually. I don't really like kebabs, I'm more of a cheeseburger gal. Gaming isn't a choice it's something you're born to. Right from Duckshoot on the original Nintendo, I've been a slave to them. Three things I cannot live without. Technology, Pears, Rain.

 

[TalondeKarrde]

I feel bad now that my thread has deprieved your poor kitty of food! Don't let him eat pepperoni, you'll regret it in the morning...
Yeah indexing would be a good idea but I'm lazier than an obese hippo on Sundays... maybe I'll get round to it eventually. I don't really like kebabs, I'm more of a cheeseburger gal. Gaming isn't a choice it's something you're born to. Right from Duckshoot on the original Nintendo, I've been a slave to them. Three things I cannot live without. Technology, Pears, Rain.

oh the thoughts of you eating a pear in some of those pics

mmmmmmmmmmmm another lovely dream

 

[Dirty_Dream]

oh the thoughts of you eating a pear in some of those pics

mmmmmmmmmmmm another lovely dream

I do always end up with pear juice rolling down my chin

Nothing is more divine than a perfectly ripe pear and it's a guiltless pleasure as fruit is GOOD for you. Soft and grainy, melt on your tongue magic!

God I wish I had some in :S I might have to go midnight scrumping

 

[cent_fl_guy]

I have a super nintendo and a PSP, although, and I kid you not, three different times last year on tour I left the PSP in my hotel room and had to have it shipped to me. The first time it was sent to my mothers and she tried to place Grand Theft Auto, it was too funny.

Kitty had tuna fish and I too am now envisioning you with pear juice running down your chin.

 

[Shamanskiss]

...

Shaman what in the hell are kebabs when it comes to pictures, I know what they are for eating.?

its an old term usd to describe badly done . explicit , porn shots of what has also been referred to as wide open beaver shots.
The term 'badly packed kebabs' ( as in the Doner/gyros variety with the pitta bread) is used to describe some shots that tend to display what a lady had for breakfast...
sorry about the confusion.

 

[Dirty_Dream]

*Licks lips*

 

[hbwade9]

you are a very beautiful and sexy woman

 

[JEDIRASTA]

I do always end up with pear juice rolling down my chin

I was beginning to wilt.
But the thought of your lips & chin all wet, shiny, sticky & sexy from copious amounts of pear juice, has caused me to stir.

 

[Dirty_Dream]

As thrilling as today has been it's 1:09AM here and I can feel my head nodding. Time to go get in my PJ's and warm up the bed

May you all have dirty dreams..... I mean like seriously filthy ones. Maybe pressed against a glass lift or in the middle of a park somewhere......

Who knows, either way my brain has turned to swiss cheese!

 

[ofro]

As thrilling as today has been it's 1:09AM here and I can feel my head nodding. Time to go get in my PJ's and warm up the bed

May you all have dirty dreams..... I mean like seriously filthy ones. Maybe pressed against a glass lift or in the middle of a park somewhere......

Who knows, either way my brain has turned to swiss cheese!

Sweet dreams and I hope you have just as filthy, incredibly erotic ones also.

 

[Shamanskiss]

Instead of sweet dreams

I will wish you dreams just on the right side of unsettling, but only a shadow of 'just'.
enjoy.

 

[cent_fl_guy]

Kebabs

Now I understand. That is one that I didn't learn on tour with all the brits. About the only one I remember is diver for a 5 quid note.

d

 

[bodthemod]

Seems quieter tonight than last night, oh well, I'll carry on regardless....

Now, why weren't those old "Carry On" films as amusing or arousing as that picture ?

 

[TalondeKarrde]

*Licks lips*

to taste those pear flavored lips

both sets

hows that for dirty dreams

 

[Idigsoftclams]

As thrilling as today has been it's 1:09AM here and I can feel my head nodding. Time to go get in my PJ's and warm up the bed

May you all have dirty dreams..... I mean like seriously filthy ones. Maybe pressed against a glass lift or in the middle of a park somewhere......

Who knows, either way my brain has turned to swiss cheese!

Or perhaps a blatant lap fuck on the morning commuter train?

You are gorgeous!!

 

[HippyInTn]

bump! cant have you on page 2

 

[spencespence]

seems like i picked a bad day to be incredibly busy...

loved it all so much!!!

 

[Malerik]

Your collection of pics is incredible. I stumbled on the first page tonight and immediately had to make my way through each one for every beautiful pic. Bravo. I very much look forward to more.