Dirty_Dream
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Polka dotted panties 
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Bending over.....
Would you believe me if I told you I was very flexible?
Would you believe me if I told you I was very flexible?
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can you get your legs behind your head 
Bending over.....
Would you believe me if I told you I was very flexible?
Dirty_Dream
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can you get your legs behind your head
I can get the sole of my foot on the side of my face
I can also bend my legs in very strange ways
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I didn't realise it was a contest
Here's another button....
nice teasin'
.................and a hot cleavage 
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look forward to seeing the pics
I can get the sole of my foot on the side of my face
I can also bend my legs in very strange ways
Wanting to grip your hips!
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I can get the sole of my foot on the side of my face
I can also bend my legs in very strange ways
I would love to see everything you can do with your legs and feet.
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you know ?
this is really nice.
which doesn't really encapsulate what I actually mean.
Up in the air
this is really nice.
which doesn't really encapsulate what I actually mean.
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But then again
if I did say what was going through my head you may well need to slap me...
and after things started so well, that would be a shame.
this is really nice.
which doesn't really encapsulate what I actually mean.
if I did say what was going through my head you may well need to slap me...
and after things started so well, that would be a shame.
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I think
it might be better if I wrote those thoughts up as a story...
the post would be never ending in terms of its relative length.
It would fill page after page of the thread.
The damn thing might 'fuse' your thread. Imagine how the growing fan-base would react to that. Vigilantism would ensue.
and could I blame them ?.
not one whit.
It is official, I have decided, and I am unanimous in this...
you are a Lit' treasure trove. A rare and glorious find.
I shall treasure you, but in an extremely decadent and lascivious manner you understand.
As a life-long libertine it would be untrue to myself to do any other, it would also be dismissive and disregarding of your extremely obvious and abundant charms.
btw... this is all code-speak for extremely detailed 'talking-dirty'.
(If you decipher the code you will realise the contained message is outrageous in its promiscuous inent, and probably never a acknowledge me again.
damn me that was a close one...)
I'd treasure your honesty
it might be better if I wrote those thoughts up as a story...
the post would be never ending in terms of its relative length.
It would fill page after page of the thread.
The damn thing might 'fuse' your thread. Imagine how the growing fan-base would react to that. Vigilantism would ensue.
and could I blame them ?.
not one whit.
It is official, I have decided, and I am unanimous in this...
you are a Lit' treasure trove. A rare and glorious find.
I shall treasure you, but in an extremely decadent and lascivious manner you understand.
As a life-long libertine it would be untrue to myself to do any other, it would also be dismissive and disregarding of your extremely obvious and abundant charms.
btw... this is all code-speak for extremely detailed 'talking-dirty'.
(If you decipher the code you will realise the contained message is outrageous in its promiscuous inent, and probably never a acknowledge me again.
damn me that was a close one...)
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you only say that
because you don't have the key to the code.
If you did you would have blushed to the roots,
and dashed about to find the heaviest glove you could,
if not pack a marigold with gravel,
so you might give me a hefty swipe.
you really do prompt outrageously presumptuous thoughts,
thoughts that are even presumptuous in the forms of their varied outrages.
(how tall are you DD, if you don't mnd me asking...if you do just ignore the ???)
You have such a lovely way with words *purr*
because you don't have the key to the code.
If you did you would have blushed to the roots,
and dashed about to find the heaviest glove you could,
if not pack a marigold with gravel,
so you might give me a hefty swipe.
you really do prompt outrageously presumptuous thoughts,
thoughts that are even presumptuous in the forms of their varied outrages.
(how tall are you DD, if you don't mnd me asking...if you do just ignore the ???)
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Dirty_Dream
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about 5ft7-5ft 8 ish
