Dirrrty talk???

[no seatbelt]

What's some good dirty talk? As a guy, I find it difficult to do it without feeling weird. It tends to feel awkward when I stray outside of the "yeah" and "you're my f-ckdoll" realm (even though it seems to do the trick more often than not). What do other guys out there say?

And on a similar note - what's the hottest dirty line your husband or wife has said during the act? if i get enough responses, i'll reveal mine...

 

[WetAndTasty]

Hahaha, who wants to be first?

Ok, dirtiest line, my boyfriend talked about having anal sex, and he could feel that I had a bum full...

anddd well, you really need to have a situation set up, and to be honest, you need to enjoy the fact that you are pleasuring your girlfriend.

 

[subwannabe]

I think the best thing to do is to just graphically describe what is going on at the moment or what is about to happen rather than spout off a bunch of dirty words that don't really have anything to do with what is actually going on.

 

[SpecialKay62]

I agree

with the others, in that it should be taking place during the event. : ) And I especially agree with Sub, who says to graphically describe... such as: I'm going to lick your thick hard cock from bottom to top and get it nice and wet then I'm going to swirl my tongue around the head while I play with your bottom....would you like that?

Not YOU of course, the figurative you...but you get my point, right?

 

[XsNrg]

with the others, in that it should be taking place during the event. : ) And I especially agree with Sub, who says to graphically describe... such as: I'm going to lick your thick hard cock from bottom to top and get it nice and wet then I'm going to swirl my tongue around the head while I play with your bottom....would you like that?

Not YOU of course, the figurative you...but you get my point, right?

Sure got me right to the point......

 

[Sanichi]

Vulva.

 

[SpecialKay62]

[QUOTE=XsNrg;34332646]Sure got me right to the point......[/QUOTE]



LOL and no, I really don't say that to all the boys...

 

[mentionME]

Why do you want to expound on your dirty talk? I've been wanting to with my SO but I'm worried b/c she is conservative and only does it on accident. Has your SO asked you to be more dirty?

 

[mrtomthumb]

not as easy as it sounds

I find ever since the kids I always worry about them overhearing me so I have gotten very quiet.....not that I want to be. i used to love doing it from behind while whispering all kinds of dirty things things.....

 

[CNYCarol]

I did do the marraige thing once after college.

The one thing I found was that that after the initial shock, hubby could get really turned on with some "trash talk".

People are all different, some are so uptight that they squeak when they pee, others can can take 8" in the back door and ask for more.

I used to put my heels behind his butt and pull him into me just as he was about to cum with a little "Give me all of that big cock, fuck me like the whore I am, baby", while I would grind my clit against his pubic patch.

Yeah he only had a slender 6", but believe me all guys like to hear that we love how big they are.

 

[banes27]

I did do the marraige thing once after college.

The one thing I found was that that after the initial shock, hubby could get really turned on with some "trash talk".

People are all different, some are so uptight that they squeak when they pee, others can can take 8" in the back door and ask for more.

I used to put my heels behind his butt and pull him into me just as he was about to cum with a little "Give me all of that big cock, fuck me like the whore I am, baby", while I would grind my clit against his pubic patch.

Yeah he only had a slender 6", but believe me all guys like to hear that we love how big they are.

I'm gonna agree with this, i.e. everyone's different, but at the same time, the whole "describing what's going" on thing works too. On top of that, describing what you want to do, obviously within certain limits, like don't say anything about a pretty personal fantasy you haven't really discussed in-depth yet which could very easily ruin the mood

For me, it's the starting off that's the problem. Luckily, though, my fiancee loves dirty talk but at the same time knows I'm uncomfortable starting out so like CNYCarol, she'll say something first to get the ball rolling so to speak. After that I'm perfectly happy going as far as calling her anything as far as an undeserving slutty cock-whore who doesn't deserve my dick pounding her pussy and that I'm only doing it because I want to, not because she wanted it

But that's obviously still describing the situation and desires, it's just at a certain level lol. You could always just start out gentle and then see how much she enjoys that, listern to her responses, go a little further if you feel comfortable until you feel a negative response, then you;ve found the limit. Another way of course would simply be to talk to your partner and see what she thinks

 

[nancyl32819]

I like it. "Suck that dick, you slut" or "Yeah, let me mouth fuck you, sexy bitch". Depends on the partner. Usually, it is in rough sex. Being sub, I'll let a lover do and say what he wants. But, I do it too.

 

[niv78]

Personally I stay away from dick, because to me it's an adjective for people, I have a cock. Anyways, I tend to use the word slut a lot, and women who've heard me use it can testify it's not derogative. What i've found useful is to communicate with your lady and just find out what words she's absoluately against, and then just work the words she's ok with into your play and find what works with you, what turns you and her on.

 

[Firebrain]

Focus on giving compliments, rather than the particular words you're using. I love it when I'm bent over and he stops just to tell me how good my arse looks or how wet I am. Likewise, when he's inside me, I tell him how big he feels and how good he is at filling me up (if you're thinking something the same time that you're saying it, it comes out a heck of a lot sexier. So if you're thinking "when is this going to be over?" or "I can barely feel him!" then it's not really going to work).

Sometimes, during foreplay, I talk to him about fantasies we've discussed. He loves it when I start to describe what we'd do to another woman if she were there. I love the way his cock twitches in my hands when I tell that particular story.

 

[CNYCarol]

So if you're thinking "when is this going to be over?" or "I can barely feel him!" then it's not really going to work).

LOL

Yeah telling him you love how his big cock fills you, probably wouldn't work so well if he were not big enough to touch both walls at the same time.

 

[hardhorn]

Most women I've been with love when you talk dirty to them but different levels for different women depending on what they're comfortable with. It's all about communication and honesty imo

 

[temted2]

Vulva.

You got no props on this classic Friends moment! That was funny!

 

[WetAndTasty]

Honesty is definitely a strong point when talking dirty, you need to communicate and be honest about what you want, how dirty you want it...

 

[infinity706]

LOL

Yeah telling him you love how his big cock fills you, probably wouldn't work so well if he were not big enough to touch both walls at the same time.

What? I've never seen a dick that small. Besides, a vagina will grip anything inside it even if it's a single finger or a tampon. If you've never used one, get one from a friend and try it out. You're not going to find a guy smaller than a tampon and they don't exactly fall out of women, now do they?

 

[CNYCarol]

What? I've never seen a dick that small. Besides, a vagina will grip anything inside it even if it's a single finger or a tampon. If you've never used one, get one from a friend and try it out. You're not going to find a guy smaller than a tampon and they don't exactly fall out of women, now do they?

It's called A figure of speech.

 

[Mads]

Have a read of this, its a set of messages between my wife and I... it was the first time we did anything like that, though.

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

talk dirty only if you want to. someone asks for dirty talk?? ask them what their idea of dirty talk is. you may be surprised at the answer.

i always thought the best way to go is to let the moment take you away. if in the midst of passion you really want to say without guilt, "That's it baby, suck it! Oh yes!" then do it.

when you are sincere about what you are feeling and voice it, it's sounds better then just forcing yourself to say things you rehearsed, heard in a porn movie, or read somewhere.

good luck

 

[marcap]

when you are sincere about what you are feeling and voice it, it's sounds better then just forcing yourself to say things you rehearsed, heard in a porn movie, or read somewhere.

good luck

I find this to be very good advice, sincerity goes a long way.

My wife and I both enjoy dirty talk. Some of the things we discuss are describing the last time we each masturbated and what we thought about, or just share our current fantasies.

And, if your current fantasy is 3-some with your ex-girlfriend and your partners sister, you may want to keep that one to yourself and share something else.

 

[RoCkChIcKUk]

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[Nataliefun41]

I would consider myself conservative (not sexually tho). You can talk dirty without degrading her. Try complimenting her as you talk dirty. For example: "You look so sexy when you take my cock in your mouth", or " I love how my cock feels sliding deep inside your pussy".