dildo question...

[dcraz]

Thankfully....

Thank God for the ladies!!!!

DC

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Ok, Etoile

Is it anything like this...

Now I have no idea ow tall or short the model is posing with the toy but it's nearly the length of her hip! Scary scary scenario with that thing!

 

[Etoile]

Re: Ok, Etoile

Is it anything like this...

Not sure how big that person is, but on me at least mine is bigger.

I have it right here (the latex smell is kind of overpowering!) but my girlfriend is still asleep so there's nobody to take a picture.

 

[James G 5]

Re: Re: Ok, Etoile

Not sure how big that person is, but on me at least mine is bigger.

I have it right here (the latex smell is kind of overpowering!) but my girlfriend is still asleep so there's nobody to take a picture.

Tease

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Re: Re: Ok, Etoile

Tease

Yeah, but that's a part of Etoile's charm.

I'll be patient a little longer.

 

[James G 5]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ok, Etoile

Yeah, but that's a part of Etoile's charm.

I'll be patient a little longer.

Hey man, I didn't say it was a BAD thing

 

[Etoile]

Yes, I am a tease! But I also follow through.

 

[Etoile]

I hope it was worth the wait!

 

[dcraz]

OMG!!!!

Yes, I am a tease! But I also follow through.

Etoile,

Thank you love. We knew you would follow through.

Don't tell me you actually use that thing!

Looks more like a lamp post than a sexual aid!

By the way, you do look lovely with it.

Thanks again.

DC

 

[dcraz]

What ever happenned to Gapcapgrl???

I hope it was worth the wait!

For all the guys waiting impatiently to see Etoile and her monster, I keep wondering what ever happenned to the starter of this thread...

Gapcapgrl, where are you?? Perhaps she should be the one communicating with Etoile on how to use such a thing...

DC

I am suddenly feeling very inadequate...

 

[James G 5]

Yes, I am a tease! But I also follow through.

Wow.

I am suddenly thinking of the words "internal hemoraghe"
LOL


Like I said, lucky for us guys that straight girls aren't impressed by size

And Etoile? I don't see any "extra 20 pounds" that were mentiond elsewhere
Unless they're in that thing laying on you

 

[Nakana007]

Jesus Christ Etoile, How the hell is that usable?

 

[James G 5]

Jesus Christ Etoile, How the hell is that usable?

Lube, patience, and a high pain threshold?

 

[Etoile]

Jesus Christ Etoile, How the hell is that usable?

And with that we have come full-circle to the beginning of the thread. The short answer is "lube, patience, desire, and a willingness to accept that maybe you can't take the whole thing."

 

[James G 5]

And with that we have come full-circle to the beginning of the thread. The short answer is "lube, patience, desire, and a willingness to accept that maybe you can't take the whole thing."

Ok, so I was close except on the willingness to accept vs high pain threshold

But then I'm a sadist

 

[Etoile]

Ok, so I was close except on the willingness to accept vs high pain threshold

But then I'm a sadist

Hee! And you know me, I'm the type to prefer something painful rather than giving up trying. But I try to be universally understanding on this board...not everybody is into the games we are.

 

[dcraz]

Understanding

Hee! And you know me, I'm the type to prefer something painful rather than giving up trying. But I try to be universally understanding on this board...not everybody is into the games we are.

Etoile,

You are right. I think if the board is to be a safe haven for folks to ask genuine questions, then they deserve understanding, honest anwers.

As for your personal preferences (and you are NOT the only one)...

The world loves a gamer!!!!

If we did not push the envelope (so to speak as I gaze at the monster once again...), the world would be a very bland and boring place.

Cheers to you dear!

DC

 

[8fingers]

Hee! And you know me, I'm the type to prefer something painful rather than giving up trying. But I try to be universally understanding on this board...not everybody is into the games we are.

So how long before you take this: monster

30" long and 3.5" wide!

 

[Etoile]

So how long before you take this: monster

30" long and 3.5" wide!

The only remarkable number there is the supposed diameter. It's a double dong - of course it's 30" in length. Now granted that's going to be almost two RAMBONEs, but it's supposed to be for two people with space between them. And without a decent picture, the 3.5" diameter sounds dubious. 8" circumference doesn't sound like it equates to 3.5" diameter anyway.

 

[Nakana007]

I agree Etoile, yours is much more impressive.

 

[Xstatic]

The only remarkable number there is the supposed diameter. It's a double dong - of course it's 30" in length. Now granted that's going to be almost two RAMBONEs, but it's supposed to be for two people with space between them. And without a decent picture, the 3.5" diameter sounds dubious. 8" circumference doesn't sound like it equates to 3.5" diameter anyway.

It doesn't... 8" circumference, divided by pi (you know, that wonderfully irrational number... 3.1415926and on for infinity) comes to 2.55" diameter (approximately).

The things you learn here at Lit!

 

[Nakana007]

It doesn't... 8" circumference, divided by pi (you know, that wonderfully irrational number... 3.1415926and on for infinity) comes to 2.55" diameter (approximately).

That's that whole math concept I never got. Thanks for the help on it.

 

[sloan]

Etoile, I love your post as they are so droll,

But thats a monster, lady! Is that like owning th efirst Hummer on the block? Well, a Huimmer doesnt sound bad, tho.......

 

[Nakana007]

What ever happened to gapcapgirl? Wonder if she's had any success. Gap, if you ever check this again, how bout giving us an update?

 

[Lust Engine]

I'm not sure but I think Etoile & her partner could double dutch using that thing.