Difficult Times for SpongeBob

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Conservatives Pick Soft Target: A Cartoon Sponge
By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK

Published: January 20, 2005

NY Times


WASHINGTON, Jan. 19 - On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr. James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies to celebrate the election results.


SpongeBob needed no introduction. In addition to his popularity among children, who watch his cartoon show, he has become a well-known camp figure among adult gay men, perhaps because he holds hands with his animated sidekick Patrick and likes to watch the imaginary television show "The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy."

Now, Dr. Dobson said, SpongeBob's creators had enlisted him in a "pro-homosexual video," in which he appeared alongside children's television colleagues like Barney and Jimmy Neutron, among many others. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a "tolerance pledge" that includes tolerance for differences of "sexual identity."

The video's creator, Nile Rodgers, who wrote the disco hit "We Are Family," said Mr. Dobson's objection stemmed from a misunderstanding. Mr. Rodgers said he founded the We Are Family Foundation after the Sept. 11 attacks to create a music video to teach children about multiculturalism. The video has appeared on television networks, and nothing in it or its accompanying materials refers to sexual identity. The pledge, borrowed from the Southern Poverty Law Center, is not mentioned on the video and is available only on the group's Web site.

Mr. Rodgers suggested that Dr. Dobson and the American Family Association, the conservative Christian group that first sounded the alarm, might have been confused because of an unrelated Web site belonging to another group called "We Are Family," which supports gay youth.

"The fact that some people may be upset with each other peoples' lifestyles, that is O.K.," Mr. Rodgers said. "We are just talking about respect."

Mark Barondess, the foundation's lawyer, said the critics "need medication."

On Wednesday however, Paul Batura, assistant to Mr. Dobson at Focus on the Family, said the group stood by its accusation.

"We see the video as an insidious means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," he said. "It is a classic bait and switch."
 
Yes! God knows what will happen if kids watch that film! Didn't you hear? Homosexuality's more contagious than anthrax, communism and WMD put together!

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Homosexuality's more contagious than anthrax, communism and WMD put together!

Geez, I wish someone would expose my best friend, then! :rolleyes:
 
impressive said:
Geez, I wish someone would expose my best friend, then! :rolleyes:
<flirt hijack>
best friends can be vexing on occassion...maybe we could work on her together?</hijack>
 
Belegon said:
<flirt hijack>
best friends can be vexing on occassion...maybe we could work on her together?</hijack>

Ah ... see, the giggle-fitted cyber flirts can even hijack the political/homosexual threads. :kiss:

BTW, I think that's a FINE idea.

(I'll behave now -- at least in this thread.)
 
impressive said:
Ah ... see, the giggle-fitted cyber flirts can even hijack the political/homosexual threads. :kiss:

BTW, I think that's a FINE idea.

(I'll behave now -- at least in this thread.)
Behave? ummm, why?
 
It made me giggle a little when they refer to Nile Rodgers as "Mr. Rodgers". The man who wrote Le Freak is now the new Mr. Rodgers and he's trying to make our kids gay! Oh, freak out! :D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
It made me giggle a little when they refer to Nile Rodgers as "Mr. Rodgers". The man who wrote Le Freak is now the new Mr. Rodgers and he's trying to make our kids gay! Oh, freak out! :D

It's a beautiful day in THIS neighborhood! :cool:
 
I would be upset if I wasn't busy laughing my ass off.
 
impressive said:
*squirm* Poor SpongeBob doesn't stand a chance here -- and it's his thread. :rolleyes:

*to maintain the topic, Bel breaks into song*

"i'm ready, I'm ready"
 
Belegon said:
Matthew 7:1
And do not judge cartoon sponges, thou, nor thy sons with thee, lest ye earn the scorn of men.

I'd rather they worry about SpongeBob than some of the other shit they're into.
 
Belegon said:
*to maintain the topic, Bel breaks into song*

"i'm ready, I'm ready"


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...

Curse you MissScarlett and that child of yours for getting me addicted to Spongebob. However, it did not make me gay. I blame that on the Planet of the Apes ;)
 
Beware! Images of enslaved, bare-chested humans will make your kids gay!!!!

(or make them interested in BDSM?)
 
Noooo! Not the SPONGE!! :(

First it was Tinky-Winky, then it was Bert and Ernie, but not the sponge!!!

What is the world coming to?
 
I'll let you in on a dark secret, I do not like that sponge. It's the only cartoon where I cheer for the bad guy.

Wait. I also cheered for Gargamel.

But seriously. Whatever drugs 'Dr' (Can you get a doctorate in intolerance? Or is it idiocy?) Dobson is on, keep them far away from me!
 
Patrick is my favorite - but he's not advocating the gay lifestyle, so I suppose he's still okay.
 
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