Difficult Times for SpongeBob

[Liar]

Anyone for a sponge bath?

 

[cloudy]

Anyone for a sponge bath?

Are you doing the sponging?

 

[Liar]

Are you doing the sponging?

I'll have to warn you. It might make you gay. Or even merry.

 

[cloudy]

I'll have to warn you. It might make you gay. Or even merry.

Gay? I doubt it, and I could use some "merry" right now. When's the next flight?

 

[Liar]

Gay? I doubt it, and I could use some "merry" right now. When's the next flight?

I'll FedEx myself. That's usually faster.

 

[CharleyH]

Conservatives Pick Soft Target: A Cartoon Sponge
By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK

Published: January 20, 2005

NY Times

WASHINGTON, Jan. 19 - On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr. James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies to celebrate the election results.

I have no kids, I know nothing of sponge bob, despite Gumby. All I know is he makes millons more than me and I could have looked at my dishes and said . . .whoa! Cartoon character. LOL :| (straight face)