Did I catch someone?

[Guest]

Re: ....three witch's of Macbeth

Scene 1: Lauren the rag, Clouded brain, tattletalelou....with large behinds, small breasts in training bras, warts on oversized noses lean over a large black pot somewhere in the woods of the internet...

All three, witch one, two and three
"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire, burn; and, caldron bubble
oh ye satan...gives strength to vanquish
the Wolf and the beautiful Sarahhh"
witch one
"Dare we hope the canine will disappear?"
witch two
"I fear he's preparing attack!"
witch three
"And what of this Sarahhh? Her body so
prime...next to her we are three hags!"
witch one
"Shut up you two...lay by your dish, play dead, while
I decide what to do! First I must find a spell to protect our
writings from votes, to silence two voices. Oh what will
we do if they decide to repay what we've done to the one named Sarahhh? What if they decide they don't like our writings, and vote a conscious vote?
Maybe we shouldn't have given her stories a one!"


Savgewolf....roaming the edges, biding his time for off day readings.

Oh, good Christ.

Big ego. Small penis.

If you want help editing a story I'd love to offer my support. I'll begin with the title of your post. It would be grammatically correct to say the Three Witches of MacBeth (since usage of the apostrophe and 's' conveys ownership or a contraction and neither is indicated here).

S-P-E-L-L checker
G-R-A-M-M-A-R checker

Or at least finish friggin' high school.

 

[SavgeWolf]

scene three...entr YDD's Sister

ahhh....now we know...YDD isn't a failed English Lit. teacher...it's a really a woman with "Penis envy"....sounds so Freudian to me!

Later, witches of eastwick(you could only hope for such beauty)

Wolf has a job to go to...he doesn't pretend o earn a literary living as the deluded groupies on this site.

Have a great day Ladies an gents, especially you YDD
SavgeWolf

 

[Guest]

My, my, we have desperate types around here. They go through hypocrisy, something ugly in itself. Then they turn to asinine behaviour - amusing, but not at all becoming. And now these desperados resort to libel. Dangerous. Very dangerous.

Katie Spicer

 

[cloudy]

My, my, we have desperate types around here. They go through hypocrisy, something ugly in itself. Then they turn to asinine behaviour - amusing, but not at all becoming. And now these desperados resort to libel. Dangerous. Very dangerous.

Katie Spicer

Quite.

I do find it amusing, however, that he refers to me as "Clouded Brain" when I have two degrees, working on my master's and speak three languages, while he proudly admits he has zero education and works for the post office - which in itself, tells you something.

Patricia Hyde

 

[Honey123]

Quite.

I do find it amusing, however, that he refers to me as "CloudedBrain" when I have two degrees, working on my master's and speak three languages, while he proudly admits he has zero education and works for the post office - which in itself, tells you something.

Patricia Hyde

Honey....don't forget that besides all that education mumbo-jumbo you have (LOL) you have an incredible ass....

(*I knew you were the smart, sexy one!!!! -- H-C-H~)

 

[cloudy]

Honey....don't forget that besides all that education mumbo-jumbo you have (LOL) you have an incredible ass....

(*I knew you were the smart, sexy one!!!! -- H-C-H~)

Well, I didn't want to boast

Yours is quite spectacular, as well

 

[Honey123]

Well, I didn't want to boast

Yours is quite spectacular, as well

Gotta do a full ass shot of mine....then we will see.....LOL

PS..boast, boast...I love intelligent people.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

My, my, we have desperate types around here. They go through hypocrisy, something ugly in itself. Then they turn to asinine behaviour - amusing, but not at all becoming. And now these desperados resort to libel. Dangerous. Very dangerous.

Katie Spicer

I wouldn't call it dangerous as much as I would pathetic. I just can't get over the sheer idiocy of some people. Not talking about the puppy, here - he's clearly retarded - but Sarah seems like an educated, intelligent person, really. I'm not totally convinced she's not just acting like a paranoid schizophrenic.

Since the YDD smear campaign continues, I'll post a link to your little friend My Erotic Tail's post, apologising to YDD and recognising - in his own pitiful way - how much of an idiot he was being. It's intriguing the way you all continue to ignore that thread.

My Apology to "YDD", by My Erotic Tail


PS: Does any of you truly believe any of us ever voted a 1 on any of Sarah's stories? Why would we?

 

[cloudy]

Why would we even read them? I haven't.

 

[Guest]

Re: scene three...entr YDD's Sister

ahhh....now we know...YDD isn't a failed English Lit. teacher...it's a really a woman with "Penis envy"....sounds so Freudian to me!

Later, witches of eastwick(you could only hope for such beauty)

Wolf has a job to go to...he doesn't pretend o earn a literary living as the deluded groupies on this site.

Have a great day Ladies an gents, especially you YDD
SavgeWolf

I'm YDD? o-kay . . .

(frequent visitors to the Poetry Hangout would know how ridiculous THAT comment is - lol)

But - congratulations for correcting your incorrect spelling of "witches."

(Yes - he CAN be taught!)

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: scene three...entr YDD's Sister

(Yes - he CAN be taught!)

He should have a talk with my mailman - mailwoman?

She's always leaving here letters for my address - building number and floor - except they're for the next street over.

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: scene three...entr YDD's Sister

But - congratulations for correcting your incorrect spelling of "witches."

(Yes - he CAN be taught!)

His spelling varies from slightly off to awful, but his punctuation sucks, and his frequent use of ellipses is annoying.

And yes, one of those degrees was in english, puppy.

(btw puppy, I have a very, very good friend that's a member of the wolf clan, and he would be offended as hell. You can't choose that, as apparently you have. You have to earn it, pretender)

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't call it dangerous as much as I would pathetic.

Oh yes, indeed, quite pathetic. However, it is dangerous for them, not me, you, or anyone else.

PS: Does any of you truly believe any of us ever voted a 1 on any of Sarah's stories? Why would we?

Exactly! But, oh, nevermind, he's obviously reached such a point of desperation, he feels the need to make such a pathetic accusation. Desperate about what, I don't know. To get in Sarahhh's knickers, perhaps? Yeah, that seems likely, he comes across as if he hasn't had any for a while. I wonder if he'll let us know if she was worth it.

Lou

 

[sarahhh]

Re: I have a life!!!

Are you sure you have a life?

~ R W (curiously)

Yawn. Long night.

Since you made an issue of my posting proclivity, let's compare my numbers with that of some of your family and friends:

sarahhh: 1.22 posts per day

vs.

Cloudy: 20.63 posts per day
Tatelou: 18.79 posts per day
Lauren Hynde: 9.97 posts per day
lucky-E-leven: 26.76 posts per day

And on and on...and on and on and on...and...

vs.

SavgeWolf: .09 posts per day

Hey Wolfie, get posting will ya? So you can pass me and I can tell you to get a life. Smoke some more dopes.

But Ranting Whoremoans, thanks for providing a summary of some of my favorite posts I made. One thing is for certain--I am dang funny!

Can't you "people" recognize humor and satire?

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: I have a life!!!

Can't you "people" recognize humor and satire?

Yes we can. Satire or not, I'm laughing my ass off almost everytime you post.

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: I have a life!!!

Yawn. Long night.

Since you made an issue of my posting proclivity, let's compare my numbers with that of some of your family and friends:

sarahhh: 1.22 posts per day

vs.

Cloudy: 20.63 posts per day
Tatelou: 18.79 posts per day
Lauren Hynde: 9.97 posts per day
lucky-E-leven: 26.76 posts per day

And on and on...and on and on and on...and...

vs.

SavgeWolf: .09 posts per day

Hey Wolfie, get posting will ya? So you can pass me and I can tell you to get a life. Smoke some more dopes.

But Ranting Whoremoans, thanks for providing a summary of some of my favorite posts I made. One thing is for certain--I am dang funny!

Can't you "people" recognize humor and satire?

A legend in her own mind.

 

[Guest]

Awww, how sweet. The leader of the pack feels so backed into a corner now, she has to claim she was doing it in jest.

Cute.

Lou

P.S. That's one unruly puppy you've got there. I bet he bites that nipple of yours when he suckles.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Lauren,




My apologies for fallings so far behind, speaking of which, has everyone been given a memo on "Butt AV day"?
I never get the memos

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: I have a life!!!

Can't you "people" recognize humor and satire?

I knew it! You got to admit that 1.22 posts of humour and satire a day is pretty sick, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: I have a life!!!

I knew it! You got to admit that 1.22 posts of humour and satire a day is pretty sick, though.

Excuse me Lauren, but do you mean sick or sad?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I have a life!!!

sarahhh: 1.22 posts per day

vs.

Cloudy: 20.63 posts per day
Tatelou: 18.79 posts per day
Lauren Hynde: 9.97 posts per day
lucky-E-leven: 26.76 posts per day

And on and on...and on and on and on...and...

vs.

SavgeWolf: .09 posts per day

Can't you "people" recognize humor and satire?

Hey! She forgot me again!!!

sweetsubsarahh: 4.17 posts per day

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I have a life!!!

. . . Can't you "people" recognize humor and satire?

Of course.

When will you start using some?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's a "people"?

 

[SavgeWolf]

Macbeth revisited

not bad....I think. Wrote it in little under a half hour.

Satirical play....
Macbeth revisited


Scene 1 - A group of witches discuss their next move, around a table. Room is dimly lit. On the table a skull with a candle on top. The candle is melted to almost completion symbolizing the length of their discussion


Lauren the rag: Oh...this is so perplexing! If only I'd not called that Dog a puppy!

Clouded Brain: Who would have thought..this easy battle would turn around, how can two defend and attack so well?

TattletaleLou: Fuck I wish I'd kept my mouth shut!

Sourgrapes(beat me)Sarahh: ....and to think I corrected his spelling!

Lauren the rag: That fricken canine! From where did he come? A hound of hell I say!

Clouded Brain: oh...it hurts me so to think! can I play with my barbie dolls now?

Lauren the rag: hush child! We've a battle to do...and you speak of dolls?

Clouded Brain: twas not I who called him puppy!

Lauren the rag: Speak again...little witch....and I'll put on the foot long strap-on to shut you up!

Clouded Brain:....okay, point well made...I'll lay by my dish now.

TattletaleLou: If only this was a censorship site....we could delete all his posts!

Sourgrapes(beat me)Sarahh: Well it's not! You twit! We can only censor in a
noncensorship site so much...before we become a censorship site!

Lauren the rag: Damnit all! How do I shut him up then! If I'd only not said "Don't fuck with me puppy!"

Sourgrapes(beat me)Sarahh: If only I hadn't copied that Sarahhh's name!




Scene 2 - The four witches compose a letter to the owners of Literotica.

Sourgrapes(beat me) Sarahh: okay, hags, I'll do the spelling. I'm an expert at that.

Lauren the rag: I'll read what we have so far,
Dear Owner's of Literotica,
We are only four overweight, bitches on the rag...
but this creature named "SavgeWolf" is giving us a hard time!
We need your input upon this matter.
We overstepped our grounds, and ended up pissing off
a hound from hell.
We'll eat you, suck you, what ever you wish
if only you'll get rid of him for all time!
I know we're all hags, but if you close your eye's, put bags over our heads,
maybe we can get you off as payment for what we ask!?

Tattletalelou: add the line where I'll take it up my ass if they'll do something against him!

Lauren the rag: Honey...you ain't off the toilet shitting long enough to let them plug you there!

Sourgrapes(beat me)Sarahh: Fuck! speaking of ass, mine still hurts from that strap-on you did me with last night!

Lauren the rag: Listen up bitch...if I'd wanted to hurt you I'd have used the one the size that I use on myself!

Tattletalelou:.......ohhhh! I'm telling on you to everyone you rag! You didn't use that monster on Beatme sarahh, but you did on me?!

Lauren the rag: They don't call me the "rag bull dyke bitch crewcut menstraul mama" for nothin!

All four witches: FUCK! What did we start! How could have we
believed his spelling was a sign of his intellect????



Scene 3 - The witches visit the Oval orifice...to speak to Bush Jr.



Bush Jr: ...like I was saying, fat ugly hags, I don't have time to revenge your ego's. It isn't a concern for national security!

Lauren the rag: But....but....mister president! We casted the spell that created the dilemma in Florida! Do you think those "chads" were a mistake?

Bush Jr: That was the doing of my brother the governor! How dare you say I didn't win that election without the popular vote!

Tattletalelou: Mr president....I'll tell you anything you want to hear, just get the canine off our backs!

Sourgrapes(beat me)sarahh: I'll even let you bitch slap me if you'll do it for us! I don't have any self-respect! Use me like a whore!

Clouded brain: oh! This is sooooo tooo much! Everytime I try to think I get a headache! It really sucks having to think for myself.....Lauren the hag....please tell me what to think so my headaches won't happen!

Lauren the rag: I swear upon my fat pimply ass girl....you speak one more time without my permission and I'll let Mr President stick his three inches in your ass without grease!

Clouded brain: Like I'm supposed to be afraid of three inches greaseless after that strap-on of yours! like....right...um.....whatever! I just wish the pain of thinking would go away!

Tattletalelou: Mr President...we'll all write poems and stories to help you get back into office if you'll get rid of the nightmare Wolf!

Lauren the rag: I'll start right now (she licks the end of a pencil and scribbles on a roll of toilet paper)
"Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
get rid of wolf
and we'll all four suck you!"
There! It's my masterpiece!

Clouded brain: and I'll write
Little bo peep lost her sheep
I'm just a dumb hoe,
but vote for Bushy I scream!
There! That's my poem! Ohhhh! my head is hurting again!

Bush Jr: Okay! Okay! but I'll have to run this by my daddy to see if it's okay!




Scene 4 - later that night, in a rent by the hour motel room



Lauren the rag: Please plug me again! You shit eating hags!

Sourgrapes(beat me)sarah: I can't plug you no more! This strap-on ain't got enough length! The rest of the dildo's are already in you!

Clouded brain: and both my hands are in you too "rag!"

Tattletalelou:.....oh! I'm going to tell Larry Flynt on all of you!!!!!!

Clouded brain: Will he help me retrieve my hands from inside Hag?

Sourgrapes(beat me)sarahh: No...but he'll make the whole world see our real picture, pimples, ugliness and all....

Clouded brain: oh.....so he's like Savgewolf...

Lauren the rag: DON'T MENTION THAT DOGS NAME AGAIN!!!! You just ruined my orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Curtain closes:
all of "Lauren the rag's" groupies come out and sing:
"We are the world
we are the deluded
we worry about our own
little ego's while the world is fighting
forget the military...and the men and women
a dimwit president sent to fight
for what he said was WMD's but turned out to be oil
forget the many who have fought for our freedoms
the right to speak our stupidity on imaginary thrones
to all those who wish to topple our pornsite writer illusions
we think we're smart,
intelligent....we claim the right to strut our pimply asses
while boys and girls die in a desert called Iraq
we are the world,
we are so bright
we dare to challenge anybody,
like a group of guppies, swimming in our tank
we kiss Lauren's ass, with pure worship
we are the ones that someone said, are deluded,
we are the groupies of Lauren on Literotica,
we have no life, we have no talent, we have each other,
we are the world, cursed with retardation
we have no opinion other then Laurens.
We are Literotica."








Savgewolf...turned playwrite.

PS....Lauren honey....
and you thought I was just a pup, what was it you said "this is what you get for fucking with me....puppy"...I'm glued to you now honey....(inbetween living a life) Think of your worst nightmare and multiply that by ten....then ya got the wolf in mind. 9 postings a day! And you groupies 20 and 18? Hell....I had no idea till I saw Sarahhhs statistics on you folks! Seriously Lauren....got a job? got a life? got a sex life? got anything at all....other then milk??? You don't post that much and have time for any of the above. No wonder I didn't get an edit back on my story, from you! Hell....you don't even have the time to "touch" yourself! All I can say is....beware of carple tunnel honey. Would hate to imagine the dull life you'd have without even a computer to live on.

PSS....Sarahhh darling
....yep I only have .09 postings per day, but those .09 postings are full of "Quality." It's called having a life and not living on a computer to get one. Anyone can post more, and say nothing but dribble, look at the four you mentioned. Opinions are a nickle a dozen, Lauren and her gang devalued the market on opinions....from a dime to a nickle. Soon, opinions won't be worth a penny....and the world can thank Lauren.
By the way...I put in two hours on the clock tonight and used some annual, mail was light today. At a real job like being a "Mailman" you get almost 45k (add another 5k to that with offday and December overtime) a year, sick leave and paid vacation as well as insurance, retirement and job security. Not bad for an uneducated idiot....ay! (a real job means not pretending your a "real writer" with your writings, done for free, sporting a porn site ad on top) You can do things like take time off and still get paid. Doe got a babysitter lined up for our little beautiful daughter, and we're going dancing tonight. Life is SOOOO good! Hope you have some plans for the night also...I know you probably do, and if you don' it's because your busy on the book, you wrote, about to be published in a couple months (your the first actual published writer I've met at this site!.) It's fucking awesome having a real life, and a real love life. Wish the groupies on Literotica could get themselves one too. I tuly hate seein so many people pretending they have something to live for.
now....I gotta shower and change...Never keep a lady like Doe waiting! She gives the definition to "Lady."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Mailmen like you are the reason I have a large mean dog.......no wonder the US postal service has such a bad rep.