Did I catch someone?

[Guest]

Yeah. I'm you.

(Sorry folks, I'm not going to post a single serious post in here.)

#L

I'm there, too.

Some of us tried for rational, serious, helpful posts - nope. Didn't work.

So now it's time to play!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Good puppy.

 

[Honey123]

Good puppy.

Hey, Lauren, I just realized that when you play any of Pink Floyd's songs backwards it says, "Lauren is Cloudy, Lauren is Cloudy....." MAYBE that's the problem...he listens to too much PF?? LOL

(PS..Morning!)

 

[Liar]

Hey, Lauren, I just realized that when you play any of Pink Floyd's songs backwards it says, "Lauren is Cloudy, Lauren is Cloudy....." MAYBE that's the problem...he listens to too much PF?? LOL

(PS..Morning!)

Blasphemy. There is no such thing as too much PF.

And I still refuse to believe that Lauren is Cloudy. A bit steamy at times, maybe...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I have to agree with Liar there. No such thing as too much PF. But it is an interesting feature, isn't it?

Good morning

(What did I miss, anyway?)

 

[Honey123]

I have to agree with Liar there. No such thing as too much PF. But it is an interesting feature, isn't it?

Good morning

No, I agree as well PF rocks.....

Well there was a point last night that it was thought Cloudy was Honey...or Honey was Cloudy...or..hmm...I am getting confused at times here...

Hey there, Liar!

 

[cloudy]

Hey, Lauren, I just realized that when you play any of Pink Floyd's songs backwards it says, "Lauren is Cloudy, Lauren is Cloudy....." MAYBE that's the problem...he listens to too much PF?? LOL

(PS..Morning!)

You missed the part with the hissy voice that says "be a lemming....be a lemming....be a lemming......"

Morning, alternative!

 

[Honey123]

You missed the part with the hissy voice that says "be a lemming....be a lemming....be a lemming......"

Morning, alternative!

LOL -- damn, I must have been zoned out by then....

Forever your,
Hot Crotch~

 

[SavgeWolf]

A good mornin' to you all

Jesus Christ I'm hung over this morn.....and I gotta be a the time clock in an hour! It's rainy and somewhat cool here in Minnesota.
I thank some of the thread for the private emails...ain't had time to read them all but your all welcome for telling some people what they needed to hear. Damn good thing I put on my flack jacket after signing off after the "menstrual attack" of Lauren and her friends.....I see they came out of the wood work to fire 22cal's at me while my back was turned! Anyway, you all see her true nature now, and it's obvious it was my original post that brought it on. I gotta admit though, I see I write poetry better under the influence then sober
Lauren honey....fluff your feathers all you want. The proof is in the puddin.
Have a great day all,
I will be in about ten hours.
SavgeWolf
PS.... ....sarahhh hon, the rose is for you
just remember the Aerosmith song....don't get mad get even! I actually past a doobie to Steven Tyler in a concert here in 82'...seems like yesterday....man time flys!

 

[destinie21]

is everyone going to dick around now? I kind of was enjoying the grammer school conspricy theory

 

[Guest]

is everyone going to dick around now? I kind of was enjoying the grammer school conspricy theory

Don't bank on it, hon.

 

[destinie21]

lol oh I won't

 

[cloudy]

lol oh I won't

Careful, Des, or you'll have to be assimilated too

 

[destinie21]

lol for a minute I thought that said assembled.

 

[Deborah]

Re: Gang banged

Oh my, Wolfie, I think you have been gang banged. And I bet you didn't even feel a thing.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Maybe not so much an "organized attack" as someone with multiple identititties (sp). Like, do they sound like a clone drone or what?

The posts today have given me enough to talk about for a bloody month. But not now. Like Wolfie and unlike the gang bangers, I have a real life. Light me doobie.

Hey, gang banged, I like that. The bimbo blitz.

Oh yeah, scrambled eggs. This is what happens when there is no fertilization.

I don't smoke dope. But I see SavgeWolfe smoked a dope (Lauren Hynde).

We are not dealing with a "normal" person here. A "normal" person doesn't pound someone's story with over 100 of them 1 votes (What's that take, a couple hours? Talk about wasting your life.). A "normal" person doesn't pound threads incessantly with fluff and bluff.

"Psycho Profile" still in progress and becoming a treatise on tangents and tangles.

 

[Guest]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: Gang banged

Hey, gang banged, I like that. The bimbo blitz.

Oh yeah, scrambled eggs. This is what happens when there is no fertilization.

I don't smoke dope. But I see SavgeWolfe smoked a dope (Lauren Hynde).

We are not dealing with a "normal" person here. A "normal" person doesn't pound someone's story with over 100 of them 1 votes (What's that take, a couple hours? Talk about wasting your life.). A "normal" person doesn't pound threads incessantly with fluff and bluff.

"Psycho Profile" still in progress and becoming a treatise on tangents and tangles.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Reposting, because the lil pup didn't address any of the issues, yet...

Second...now that I've defined what LE is, basically, "Who are the writers at Literotica?" We are "hacks." We are "amateurs." We write because we love to. We give our stuff to LE. I'd be willing to stick my dick on a chopping block in a bet that there ain't more then a few actual professional writers at LE. Professionals write to pay the bills, using their talent. A hack writes because he/she loves to and does it as a hobby on spare time. Do you get the difference? To give you one last example, a prostitute fucks for money, to buy her crack (her own bills). She doesn't give her pussy, or other merchandise, away for free when she's in need of the cash to buy something. If she screws after she's earned her money it's because she's off duty and wants to for the pleasure or pastime. Is that plain enough???

SW-

Squeezing that mammoth of a post, what exactly do we get?

1. Everyone here writes for pleasure
2. Nobody likes a critic, because in the end, we're all hacks.
   [/list=1]
   
   That's about it, isn't it? If there's more, let me know.
   
   I have one question for you. How does your wife Doe react when, after you two have sex, you say, "Honey, that was fun, but don't let it get to your head, because if you were really any good, you'd be out there on the streets and I'd be paying you."
   
   Just because you do something for fun, it doesn't mean you must hack it off. It doesn't mean you can't push yourself to be the best you can be. Doing a job well done - that is where the pleasure comes from. Not from payment, and not from hacking it. You'd be surprised at how many professional writers submit their stories here.
   
   As for YDD, to you and mismused and everyone else here, I just find it interesting that MET's apology to him, posted in the Poetry forum (almost slipping to the second page, by now) and left untouched by all in your little clique, has never been mentioned in this thread.

 

[sarahhh]

Re: Reposting, because the lil pup didn't address any of the issues, yet...

SW-

Squeezing that mammoth of a post, what exactly do we get?

1. Everyone here writes for pleasure
2. Nobody likes a critic, because in the end, we're all hacks.
   [/list=1]
   
   That's about it, isn't it? If there's more, let me know.
   
   I have one question for you. How does your wife Doe react when, after you two have sex, you say, "Honey, that was fun, but don't let it get to your head, because if you were really any good, you'd be out there on the streets and I'd be paying you."
   
   Just because you do something for fun, it doesn't mean you must hack it off. It doesn't mean you can't push yourself to be the best you can be. Doing a job well done - that is where the pleasure comes from. Not from payment, and not from hacking it. You'd be surprised at how many professional writers submit their stories here.
   
   As for YDD, to you and mismused and everyone else here, I just find it interesting that MET's apology to him, posted in the Poetry forum (almost slipping to the second page, by now) and left untouched by all in your little clique, has never been mentioned in this thread.

1. 
   
   What? Are you trying to bait the Wolfie so you can censor him again? My how you love to push that "delete" button. Yeah, you got him on a technicality and zapped his posts. I don't think he has time (because he got a haircut and got a real life) to read the fine print.
   
   Is there an echo in here?
   
   Tatelou: "Post reported."
   sweetsubsarahh: "I reported the post as well."
   lucky-E-leven: "It's been reported."
   
   You all squeal like stuck pigs and I bet you had a real good giggle. But I don't really think you needed to report the post. You all got the eraser.
   
   But Lauren daughter of the dragon you have never explained why you censored me. I mean, a real explanation. Other than I broke the rules but you vacillate on exactly how. That's you-vacillation. Sounds like an STD.
   
   Hey, I didn't hear Wolfie apologize to YDD. That ain't gonna happen I don't think.
   
   Well, it's Friday night and I'm off to party in the real world. You phony fluffers have fun stroking yourselves online this evening, hear?

 

[Guest]

Nevermore

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

I have a life!!!

*You're so full of crap it's running right out your ears

*My response to ANYONE who said that YDD is not paying attention to all this commotion would have been, "You are either lying or stupid." Of course she is. That's part of the game. I now see that I need to revise my response to, "You are either lying or stupid or medicated."

And believe you me, Mindy, you are the first person I'd believe about a conspiracy as you roll your eyes.

*If anyone believes one word of this sanctimonious mindless drivel you spewed they are dumber than dumbest. You quack just like a TROLLop.

But I'll respond to you point by point anyway, just for fun. When I have more time. Some of us have real lives.

*Some of my computer science major friends tell me if you're real slick there are other ways to vote multiple times besides what you said.

Mismused, Elizabetht, and I are not real savvy about how to cheat. But obviously some are.

*Well, I'll certainly try my best to unfucking baffle you.

But before I waste a lot of time responding point by point to Raging Whoremoans sanctimonious mindless drivel like I promised to do--I would like you, or her, or somebody to please tell me where to find Raging Whoremoans stories and/or poems. Thanks.

*I guess you've been misinformed, Raging Whoremoan good buddy.

*LMFAO!!!

You are so fucking lame.

*What assumption?

You said "RW has not (sic) poems or stories here." Pretty clear. You lied? Then shame on you.

But then "someone" (doh) realized that my next question would likely be--so if she's only been registered for 6 weeks and has no poems or stories, how did she become an expert on everything under the sun?

And now the story changes to she does have stories.

Well, which is it? Does she have stories or not? Put up or shut up. If she has stories--let's see them.

*Trolls? I'd love to talk about trolls.

You know, it's kind of weird having a conversation with one person who has several identities. Oh well, I like weird.

I can't conversate right now though. One of my computer science buddies is going to give me a lesson on how to vote multiple times. Got to keep up with the Jones, you know?

But I'll be back later for sure.

*You have no idea how good, TROLLop.

*Okay, I know how to do the multiple vote thing now.

So where are Raging Moron's stories?


*(Not to worry, Tatelou, I'll be adding plenty of CONTENT before this is over. And if I'm a TROLL, that makes you and your pals a SNERT--Sexually Nerdish Expressively Recidivistic Troll. That fluff you all spout on so many threads is eons beyond worthless. Talk about lack of content.)

Now, I said I would address RW's drivel point by point. Let's take a few paragraphs at a time. So here are the first three quoted above.

I posted on this thread because every time someone laments over the lowballing the SNERTs jump in and try to baffle everybody with bullshit. You know, muck it up so nobody ever gets any real answers.

So let's see if we can't ultimately answer WHO, WHAT, WHY, and HOW. Since I believe I have received more 1 votes than anyone in the past year, I feel somewhat qualified to speak on the subject.

Regarding RW's first paragraph: My stories began to get lowballed LONG BEFORE I ever started posting on the BB. So I'm not buying the retaliation answer, although that happens too. I started submitting stories in June and the serious lowballing started about the time I received two of those Category Nominees for the month of August. I do believe the Queen Snert has a STRATEGY. Bomb my stories as soon as they are posted. Thus, it's more difficult to get an "H" and that means less people read the story and if it doesn't have an "H" people are less likely to give it a 5. And now with the Public Comments the Queen Snert has added a new twist--a 00 on the thermometer and corresponding comment designed to influence others to vote lower. She does it to others also, of course. The first PC on Thesandman's Earth Day contest story gave him 00 and accused him of plagiarism. So that's the WHAT.

WHY? Why are authors like myself, Thesandman, mismused, Elizabetht, and others targeted? Because we are COMPETITION. The WHY is that someone and all her multiple identities is obsessed with being Queen Shit of Literotica.

Regarding RW's second paragraph: There is no accountability for your actions? Then I guess we need some accountability, don't we?

Regarding RW's third paragraph: "You don't have to like it, but you do have to accept it..." so you say. Sounds like you're giving orders. I'm not accepting it.

And then you say to Elizabeth, "You said yourself that each IP can only submit one vote, so what the fuck is everyone worried about?" There is a great deal of confusion on this subject, much of it fueled by the SNERTs. I do believe that some have "solved" the mystery of voting multiple times. That is the HOW. I wouldn't even mind someone giving me a 1 for whatever reason. But it's more than strange when you get a bunch of 5's and then a bunch of 1's in succession, and then another bunch of 5's. Yes, "someone" can pound stories with 1's, which means she can also pound her own stories with 5's.

So that's my take on WHAT, HOW, and WHY.

(To be continued. But I'm not sure when. Busy weekend.)

*Part of the problem here is that the convicts are running the prison.

The Nazi regime kicked me out of the Poetry Feedback & Discussion form after my one and only post.

Yes, they deleted my post on the "Public Comments and YDD" thread, stating "Originally posted by sarahhh for the sake of general sanity."

This is exactly what I posted:

***
To My Erotic Tail (in the Post Subject line)

I could kick your sorry ass, girl
Pussy, pussy, I'm more than your match
Look in my eyes and watch my wrath unfurl
And get your fucking finger out of my snatch
(use something bigger please)

OK, I'm a poet now so I get to post in this forum. Woo woo! I hope I don't catch the YDD. Really. Does this shit rub off?

***

I referred to My Erotic Tail (Art) as a girl in the Earth Day contest thread and in several Public Comments. I also told a prominent member of this board who is Art's friend to tell him I think he's a girl and I want to know if he's bi.

So in Art's last post on the thread in question he seemed so down. In his post he mentions he owns a martial arts studio. I dabble a little myself.

This poem, again, was addressed to My Erotic Tail. The poem depicts a martial arts confrontation between Art and myself that ends up in a Less Filling/Tastes Great "let's make out." Funny, 'eh?

The YDD rubbing off referred to the OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) this person apparently has.

So the gestapo gang apparently thought (talk about misinterpreting a poem) I was yowling at them and got their panties in a big bunch.

I'm pretty damn pissed off I'm being censored in what is supposed to be a "free speech" environment. And especially for what I meant as just a little cheer-up call for Art.

WTF?

*I did receive a PM from "The Poets" about deleting my post as Lauren Hynde said over on the thread where it occurred. Apparently she wrote the PM and it was sent long after my post was deleted and only after I began to cry foul on the censorship. That PM does not alleviate my concern over the despotic and capricious censorship one whit.

I want to post the PM and discuss the censorship further. Am I violating some code of board ethics or some such thing by doing so? I wouldn't want to be accused of any more improprieties.

*Yes, and now I've read what she/they said in response. I have no intention of asking Lauren Hynde's permission for anything. I have no intention of going over to that forum ever again where they censor you at whim. But I do find it hilarious they thought that poem was about them.

So I'll just print out Lauren Hynde's PM and stick it on the wall with some other jokes. Funniest thing from her since she said after she won the 5th Anniversary Holiday Contest words to the effect that there wasn't much cheating.

I've had stories in every contest for the past year and the cheating has been...well...enlightening. In fact, if you pay real close attention like I do, you can tell who does the cheating.

Incidentally, Deborah, the PM in question was sent minutes after your post I am quoting, which is about 12 hours or so after the post was deleted. Definitely a CYA move on her part.

*I'm sure a reference to despots as a "Nazi regime" has been made, oh, about a million times. Specifically, that remark was directed toward the person(s) who censored me, which apparently you were not since you suggested that I may have deleted it myself. So specifically, that remark was directed at Lauren Hynde (who pushed the button) and Tristesse and Tathagata (who egged her on to do so).

If you don't like what I said or say, do what was suggested to me--take it to Laurel.

But you could tell me this, since you are a moderator--what EXACTLY did I do or say that resulted in my censorship? I re-posted that post in this thread. I'm sure you can find it. What EXACTLY is in that post that resulted in my censorship? That's my question. I have never been told by PM or on these boards how EXACTLY my post violated the Forum Guidelines. Am I making it clear what EXACTLY I'm asking for?

*You have no clue. You have absolutely no frigging clue. Either that or you are talking jive just to confuse everyone.

You said, "I didn't see anything in either Tess's or Tathagata's posts that could be referred to as 'egging on' anyone to do anything."

Now read the thread where my post was deleted carefully. After I posted Tristesse says, "someone put a match to it, please" and Tathagata says, "ahhhhhhhh, thank you (I agree)".

What do you think your camp fire girls are talking about--roasting marshmallows? And then Lauren Hynde pushed the button and they all (giggle, giggle) got their rocks off. There was some other shit on there that got "edited" but I won't talk about what I can't see now.

Hey, Angeline, I'll go over your post I quoted point by point and humiliate you if that's what you want. So tell me.

I am really fucking pissed right now in case you can't tell. Not only did I get censored but now "someone" wants to make it appear I did something like reveal someone's personal information or otherwise violate some Forum Guidelines. Fuck that. I didn't do any such thing. Fuck you.

*Hey, is that the thanks I get for inspiring your winning story? You censor me?

The "bitching" referred to for those who don't know is complaining about the cheating. I won the Halloween contest (a story that got about 30 of them there snert 1 votes). But I didn't claim the prize. No, I said to use the money to buy those cheating some integrity and honesty.

The title of that Halloween story was "Sons of the Dragon." You are the inspiration for my story to be submitted for this year's Halloween contest. It will be entitled "Daughter of the Dragon." You are a horror story.

*Yes, I know you are, "the best fucking lesbian writer here." My lesbian friend, My Erotic Tail, told me so. Congratulations.

I'd provide some response to the rest of what you said, but I can't understand it.

My condolences to all those poets who lost such a loved one. I heard about it, but I can't go over to the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum and express my feelings because I'm censored. My bad.

*I am having considerable difficulty determining EXACTLY what you found objectionable.

Let's see, you snipped and quoted this part of what I said, "My condolences to all those poets who lost such a loved one. I heard about it, but I can't go over to the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum and express my feelings because I'm censored. My bad."

Got it! The last sentence "My bad" right? Well, we'll just fix that. Consider the last sentence revised to "Me bad" from "My bad." That of course changes the meaning from that I did one bad thing for which I got censored ("My bad") to I'm always bad ("Me bad").

Hey, I got even with Lauren Hynde now, didn't I? Deleted her posts on this thread.

*I don't understand why some of you are so hell bent on twarting discussion on the subject of cheating with all your distractions and distortions. Why, one of the most influential authors on Literotica PM'd me saying, "Very interesting and entertaining thread."

Personally, I'm very interested in the "Psycho Profile" Deborah said she is working up. So if you're not, just go fluff with the other fluffheads on your fluff threads.

Incidentally, Lauren Hynde must not have been too upset about my "My condolences..." post because I noticed her fluffing yesterday over there in Author Hangout on the "No Topic" thread.

*Hey now, I thought you said you were starting to like me? I'm starting to like you. I mean, like you did feel so guilty about censoring me over in your Poetry Discussion & Feedback thread that you censored yourself on this thread by deleting your posts.

You go fluff off now. Seems to be your coping mechanism.

*My friends are real I think I believe
Not hiding, or multiplying, or rather abstruse
I hear their voices in my head
And then I take a lap around the house naked

When you expose yourself they expose themselves
The body is not meant to be clothed
Ask the savage alpha wolfie he knowed
The catch and the cum can both be so fun

Nor is the mind to be covered you see
Open your eyes and hear the voices
Whisperiing, screaming, lying, and scheming
Did I catch someone?

(This new style of poety is known as "fukyu." I read about it in Poets&Writers magazine. I would have posted it in Poetry Feedback & Discussion but as you all know I have been censored in that forum.)

*Now why in the world would I go back to a forum where I was censored? Wrote a cutesy little poem for My Erotic Tail to cheer him up and it got zapped just before he was going to reply. Zapped so the forum moderator and her fluffers could have a good giggle.

Didn't want the same to happen to this latest effort. Written for a special someone and I wanted to make sure that special someone sees it. I mean, how stupid would I look if I told that someone to go read the poem and it wasn't there?

I wonder how some of you would react had it been you censored. I wonder how some of you would react if your story received over 100 snert votes like Deborah's did. I never had that many snert votes on one story--about 30 is my tops.

Well, I guess I'll go write some more "fukyu" poetry.

*I don't "worry about those pesky 1's" on my stories at all. Not even one tiny little bit. You know why? Of course you don't.

Jeez, get a clue.

And you can rest assured I am applying expending considerable effort to my writing. Bet me.

Why, I'm so far ahead of schedule in my writing, I'm already working on my Halloween story "Daughter of the Dragon" inspired by Lauren Hynde. And the dragon is blue, per her request. I will say in view of her explanation for her comment about the cheating which she edited and then deleted, I no longer consider that the funniest thing she ever said.

No, that honor belongs to the Public Comment Lauren Hynde put on Colleen Thomas' story "Long-Distance Runner." Lauren says to Colleen, "Very courageous of you to try and write outside your favourite cagegory." Say what? "Very courageous" you say? Lauren makes Colleen sound like one of our soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan, instead of a porn writer. Now that is funny!

*Oh, you're proud of that thread "Cleanse my palate! Please" over on the Author Hangout forum are you? As well you should be. Talk about putting the mark of the beast on your forehead.

(Exactly, Wolfie, exactly. I won't quote you again for the sake of disk space. I'm holding you to the sloppy Wolf licks. Bad time of month, though. But at least you can pen a poem about it, 'eh? You get it. "They" don't.)

*Oh my, Wolfie, I think you have been gang banged. And I bet you didn't even feel a thing.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Maybe not so much an "organized attack" as someone with multiple identititties (sp). Like, do they sound like a clone drone or what?

The posts today have given me enough to talk about for a bloody month. But not now. Like Wolfie and unlike the gang bangers, I have a real life. Light me doobie.

*What? Are you trying to bait the Wolfie so you can censor him again? My how you love to push that "delete" button. Yeah, you got him on a technicality and zapped his posts. I don't think he has time (because he got a haircut and got a real life) to read the fine print.

Is there an echo in here?

Tatelou: "Post reported."
sweetsubsarahh: "I reported the post as well."
lucky-E-leven: "It's been reported."

You all squeal like stuck pigs and I bet you had a real good giggle. But I don't really think you needed to report the post. You all got the eraser.

But Lauren daughter of the dragon you have never explained why you censored me. I mean, a real explanation. Other than I broke the rules but you vacillate on exactly how. That's you-vacillation. Sounds like an STD.

Hey, I didn't hear Wolfie apologize to YDD. That ain't gonna happen I don't think.

Well, it's Friday night and I'm off to party in the real world. You phony fluffers have fun stroking yourselves online this evening, hear?

Are you sure you have a life?

~ R W (curiously)

 

[cloudy]

Re: I have a life!!!

Are you sure you have a life?

~ R W (curiously)

LMAO!!!!

Me thinks she doth protest too much.

 

[Honey123]

WOW....talk about the Readers Digest Condensed version..Whew...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Like anything said will matter.

 

[SavgeWolf]

....three witch's of Macbeth

Scene 1: Lauren the rag, Clouded brain, tattletalelou....with large behinds, small breasts in training bras, warts on oversized noses lean over a large black pot somewhere in the woods of the internet...

All three, witch one, two and three
"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire, burn; and, caldron bubble
oh ye satan...gives strength to vanquish
the Wolf and the beautiful Sarahhh"
witch one
"Dare we hope the canine will disappear?"
witch two
"I fear he's preparing attack!"
witch three
"And what of this Sarahhh? Her body so
prime...next to her we are three hags!"
witch one
"Shut up you two...lay by your dish, play dead, while
I decide what to do! First I must find a spell to protect our
writings from votes, to silence two voices. Oh what will
we do if they decide to repay what we've done to the one named Sarahhh? What if they decide they don't like our writings, and vote a conscious vote?
Maybe we shouldn't have given her stories a one!"


Savgewolf....roaming the edges, biding his time for off day readings.