Did I catch someone?

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maybe if i post one extra word added to each reply, the idiocy of this waste will illustrate what a monumental
 
maybe if i post one extra word added to each reply, the idiocy of this waste will illustrate what a monumental futility
 
maybe if i post one extra word added to each reply, the idiocy of this waste will illustrate what a monumental futility this
 
maybe if i post one extra word added to each reply, the idiocy of this waste will illustrate what a monumental futility this is.
 
champagne1982 said:
maybe if i post one extra word added to each reply, the idiocy of this waste will illustrate what a monumental futility this is.

You might want to change your last two words to "I am" for the sake of the general sanity of this thread and forum.

And you nuts better go hide. The squirrels are out today.
 
Deborah said:
<snip> deleted </snip> for the sake of the general sanity of this thread and forum.<snip>
Your post, due to its insulting nature to me personally, has been reported to the Lit forum moderator.
 
sarahhh said:
Yes, I know you are, "the best fucking lesbian writer here." My lesbian friend, My Erotic Tail, told me so. Congratulations.

I'd provide some response to the rest of what you said, but I can't understand it.

My condolences to all those poets who lost such a loved one. I heard about it, but I can't go over to the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum and express my feelings because I'm censored. My bad.

I only make sense to myself and a handful half the time, but that's ok since I don't care what anyone else really thinks of me - I know I'm too cool for words, so no need to figure me out.

However, I will say a few words. I still don't GET how you and your WOOFF's (wanking off over fucking futility ) figure there is cheating going on?

I realize you have been complaining about it since before January, so it does beg the question: if you and the WOOFF's are complaining so much, does this, like, mean you cheated and still didn't win? Which, in the game of cheating is pretty well below a 90 IQ. Oh, I HEAR your battle cry, "Though doth protest too much," as you do more than others.

I could post some intellectual babble at this point, but apparently it would far excel the speed you're all at.

(Jesus christ where did these flies suddenly come from? Anyone got a fly swatter?)

I did LOVE Champagne's response - LOL - Deborah didn't seem to get it I read :)

In laymen's terms, I am a strong writer. I know how much I'm worth, and I don't give a fuck if my Lit score falls below 4.50, and I don't give a fuck if I don't win a prize. I know my stories are worth more than that, and well sometimes it's because people just don't like me, and sometimes it's because people like others better. Personally, as a confident individual, I never participated in the popularity crowd in high school, I never had the need to gather allies and gang up on, well anyone and I'm not about to start. As me, as I am, I do have to say I don't agree with you here.

Why not, Sarahhh, complain about something worthy of a complaint? Why not say something interesting - I'm sure there is intelligence in there somewhere.

It is possible that you are trying to be amusing. In fact, I did believe you were merely a devil's advocate kind of personality at first. Yet, I must admit and tell you that it is more than a bit unusual for you to offer your condolenscence's (sp) in the same breath that you dig the poetry board. A very disrespectful move, and I don't think any of the people you have dug into deserve it. They are all fair, and talented individuals, as I am sure you must be to someone.

If you can actually place yourself into empathy for a second: imagine if Deborah or Erotic Tail died. Would you want someone like 'you' coming around and offering a selfish and humourless dig? I think it would make you angry, as you seemed to have made many others?

Just a thought, if you can set aside your trivial concern for a moment and think in empathetic or even sympathetic terms. If you so wanted to share your feelings, you could have shared them anywhere, without the dig.

So the question remains: Are you for real? Because I've only come across such idiotic disregard and selfishness in nightmares and horror flicks, and a girlfriend who was BPD.

:)
 
CharleyH said:
I only make sense to myself and a handful half the time, but that's ok since I don't care what anyone else really thinks of me - I know I'm too cool for words, so no need to figure me out.

However, I will say a few words. I still don't GET how you and your WOOFF's (wanking off over fucking futility ) figure there is cheating going on?

I realize you have been complaining about it since before January, so it does beg the question: if you and the WOOFF's are complaining so much, does this, like, mean you cheated and still didn't win? Which, in the game of cheating is pretty well below a 90 IQ. Oh, I HEAR your battle cry, "Though doth protest too much," as you do more than others.

I could post some intellectual babble at this point, but apparently it would far excel the speed you're all at.

(Jesus christ where did these flies suddenly come from? Anyone got a fly swatter?)

I did LOVE Champagne's response - LOL - Deborah didn't seem to get it I read :)

In laymen's terms, I am a strong writer. I know how much I'm worth, and I don't give a fuck if my Lit score falls below 4.50, and I don't give a fuck if I don't win a prize. I know my stories are worth more than that, and well sometimes it's because people just don't like me, and sometimes it's because people like others better. Personally, as a confident individual, I never participated in the popularity crowd in high school, I never had the need to gather allies and gang up on, well anyone and I'm not about to start. As me, as I am, I do have to say I don't agree with you here.

Why not, Sarahhh, complain about something worthy of a complaint? Why not say something interesting - I'm sure there is intelligence in there somewhere.

It is possible that you are trying to be amusing. In fact, I did believe you were merely a devil's advocate kind of personality at first. Yet, I must admit and tell you that it is more than a bit unusual for you to offer your condolenscence's (sp) in the same breath that you dig the poetry board. A very disrespectful move, and I don't think any of the people you have dug into deserve it. They are all fair, and talented individuals, as I am sure you must be to someone.

If you can actually place yourself into empathy for a second: imagine if Deborah or Erotic Tail died. Would you want someone like 'you' coming around and offering a selfish and humourless dig? I think it would make you angry, as you seemed to have made many others?

Just a thought, if you can set aside your trivial concern for a moment and think in empathetic or even sympathetic terms. If you so wanted to share your feelings, you could have shared them anywhere, without the dig.

So the question remains: Are you for real? Because I've only come across such idiotic disregard and selfishness in nightmares and horror flicks, and a girlfriend who was BPD.

:)

I don't understand why some of you are so hell bent on twarting discussion on the subject of cheating with all your distractions and distortions. Why, one of the most influential authors on Literotica PM'd me saying, "Very interesting and entertaining thread."

Personally, I'm very interested in the "Psycho Profile" Deborah said she is working up. So if you're not, just go fluff with the other fluffheads on your fluff threads.

Incidentally, Lauren Hynde must not have been too upset about my "My condolences..." post because I noticed her fluffing yesterday over there in Author Hangout on the "No Topic" thread.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
Sarah, go fuck yourself, will you? Thanks.

Hey now, I thought you said you were starting to like me? I'm starting to like you. I mean, like you did feel so guilty about censoring me over in your Poetry Discussion & Feedback thread that you censored yourself on this thread by deleting your posts.

You go fluff off now. Seems to be your coping mechanism.
 
She's a jealous little girl who doesn't know how to conduct herself in a mature and rational manner.

What's the matter, sweetcheeks? Not feeling loved?

Go away, grow up and come back when you know how to converse in the big wide world of grown ups.

You see, the problem with little girls like Sarahhh - who wander around, spitting venom accompanied by huge chips on their shoulder - they think everyone else sees the world like they do. They cannot comprehend how other people get on and like each other. They sit on the sidelines, watching the happy people enjoy themselves, and don't know how to join in and behave in a way that wouldn't stir up shit and offend anyone who doesn't agree with her POV.

I'm sure you feel like an outcast, Sarahhh, and, yep, you'd be right!

Deborah's "Psycho Profile" sounds interesting. I wonder if she'll put her bestest little friend at the top of the list.

Sarahhh, just one more thing, you cute little bunny, let me get this straight... You won the Halloween Contest fair and square, right? But, every single other contest has been won by low-life cheaters? Interesting.

Loulou Fluffikins :cathappy:
 
Voices in my head

My friends are real I think I believe
Not hiding, or multiplying, or rather abstruse
I hear their voices in my head
And then I take a lap around the house naked

When you expose yourself they expose themselves
The body is not meant to be clothed
Ask the savage alpha wolfie he knowed
The catch and the cum can both be so fun

Nor is the mind to be covered you see
Open your eyes and hear the voices
Whisperiing, screaming, lying, and scheming
Did I catch someone?

(This new style of poety is known as "fukyu." I read about it in Poets&Writers magazine. I would have posted it in Poetry Feedback & Discussion but as you all know I have been censored in that forum.)
 
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