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ggoof
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Ok, this is going quite of topic but what the heck. It's a true story I read in a newspaper.
One weekend a postman was sitting in his boat on the lake enjoying a warm summer day. It was rather warm and he decided to cool of by taking of the socks and dipping his feet in the water. While doing this though, a local pike noticed the intrusion and appartently thought "what a tasty big toe" and went for a gentle nibble. The postman apparently was not amused and went to the ER (didn't need stitches though).
One weekend a postman was sitting in his boat on the lake enjoying a warm summer day. It was rather warm and he decided to cool of by taking of the socks and dipping his feet in the water. While doing this though, a local pike noticed the intrusion and appartently thought "what a tasty big toe" and went for a gentle nibble. The postman apparently was not amused and went to the ER (didn't need stitches though).
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I went fishing up in Canada when I was 17. We heard stories about how big the pike were in this lake we flew into, but didn't think anything of it. Well I saw one come rihgt up to our boat and take a fish right off my dad's line! This thing turned sideways and was half as long as our boat. Later that night, our boat jerked har dot one side and we thought we'd hit something. We pulled up our stringer and one of the northerns we had on the stringer had teeth marks 3/4 of the way up it's back. Northerns attack from the rear and swallow as much of their prey as they can before they bite. Not a big surprise, excep that this was an 12 pound northern ont he stringer, so I can only imagine the size of the one that tried to eat it!ggoof said:
These sound liek wild fish stories, but I'm tellin ya, no bullshit! I didn't swin in that lake the rest of the week we were there!!!!!
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One of my neighbours at home wanders around a lot on a lake near our house. Two years ago he stepped on the head of a dead pike. He decided to take it home and showed us. It had teeth about the size of a decent dog. I'll be back there in a few weeks. If he still has it I'll try to snap a picture of it. It is definately frightening .
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Geez, the fun a guy can miss when he gets serious about his work.
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I had a hairy day yesterday and it will be similar today.Scalywag said:Enough said. My turn to get serious about work today.
So I took out the hairiness in the HT this morning.
jackfrost2112 said:The way you should look at it like this, in a one night stand situation it doesn't matter how big you are. You're going to do what you do and that's it anyway. Eat a lot of pussy if you feel guilty about it. If it's a relationship you're after, than penis size SHOULD be on the bottom of your (and her) concern list. As long as you're not dating a chicken head she should be more concerned with how faithfull and honest you are.
Actually, wouldnt it matter most in a one night stand? Both are looking out for themselves most when its just a one night stand, so the arguments that "if i care about the guy, size won't matter" go out the motel window.
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DanHarr said:
I think I understand what he means although I'm not a one-night-stand kinda girl. But in a one night stand you would hardly say, halfway undressing him, "boy, that one's too small" and quit the scene. As soon as any hint of disappointment in that... eh...area (
) would kick in the girl will most likely get going anyway and not regretting letting go of 'the little one' after that one-time event... Or something like that...
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I am 6 1/2 inches to about 7. I am also thick never really measured but from some of my Ex G/F and to the friend with benifits she also says I am thick.
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I have no trouble finding it.
Neither does anyone else.
Neither does anyone else.
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TBKahuna123
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ROFLMFAO! Dude, you sleigh me, you really do!Scalywag said:Thanks for the info.
I'm making a list, I'm checking it twice. Gonna put the biggest cock in a vice.
Scalywag is coming to town!
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Expert has Spoken
According to a Qualified Expert, dick size in all men changes during sex. Even when hard, our dicks can and do change in length and girth. What in the hell are you doing worrying about the size or taking measurements when you are enjoying sex. This same expert also confirmed that women get tightier and looser during sex so again what difference does a inch or so more or less matter.
By the way, Im the Expert. I have more hours in the saddle and more notches on my gun than most. Of course that has nothing to do with good sex but then neigher does the damn horse I have between my legs.
My normal hard size is 7" but it can range between 6" and 9" depending on my arousal level and physical condition. The pleasure I receive is not a function of size nor is the pleasure I give. Great sex occurs because of what is between our ears and not our legs.
According to a Qualified Expert, dick size in all men changes during sex. Even when hard, our dicks can and do change in length and girth. What in the hell are you doing worrying about the size or taking measurements when you are enjoying sex. This same expert also confirmed that women get tightier and looser during sex so again what difference does a inch or so more or less matter.
By the way, Im the Expert. I have more hours in the saddle and more notches on my gun than most. Of course that has nothing to do with good sex but then neigher does the damn horse I have between my legs.
My normal hard size is 7" but it can range between 6" and 9" depending on my arousal level and physical condition. The pleasure I receive is not a function of size nor is the pleasure I give. Great sex occurs because of what is between our ears and not our legs.
how much you need
actually, the pleasure receptors in a woman's vagina are only three inches deep, so if your three inches or bigger then your set, second of all if you are more than 8 inches you actually are hurting a girl, because you are banging into her cervix, no chick likes having a bruised cervix unles they are into pain, in which case even if you don't have a cock big enough to bruise her cervix, there are plenty of ways to put her in pain
actually, the pleasure receptors in a woman's vagina are only three inches deep, so if your three inches or bigger then your set, second of all if you are more than 8 inches you actually are hurting a girl, because you are banging into her cervix, no chick likes having a bruised cervix unles they are into pain, in which case even if you don't have a cock big enough to bruise her cervix, there are plenty of ways to put her in pain
