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-I’d like to see an alternate universe story where Dick Cheney is a porn star at the caliber of John Hommes, Ron Jeremy, and Peter North.


-The story would have him doing a scene with Alaska Cummings (Sarah Palin)
 
loquere said:
-I’d like to see an alternate universe story where Dick Cheney is a porn star at the caliber of John Hommes, Ron Jeremy, and Peter North.


-The story would have him doing a scene with Alaska Cummings (Sarah Palin)
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That's pretty sick. I like it. Cheney is the protege of another famous dick, named Nixon. They were once billed as Two Big Dicks, a father-son team. Et cetera.
 
Why? I mean to each their own but I just don't really see the point. In this alternate universe he's not Dick Chenney, not really and Alaska Cummings (which is admittedly a pretty good porn name) either wouldn't be Sarah Palin (not really ) or. . .well honestly she's attractive. She's not discovered for porn while living in Alaska hot. I don't actually believe women even come in that flavor. Porn is filmed almost exclusively in one valley in California (which I used to live in) and in Florida and they have plenty of college girls in those areas to pull from. Anyway. . .WHY?!
 
Sean Renaud said:
Anyway. . .WHY?!
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Why? Political satire. I wrote pieces (songs and scripts, long ago, obsolete now) about prominent despicable politicos engaged in vile acts. I suppose I should update some of those with contemporary players. Anyway, in the alt.universe, no, they haven't the same history as the scum we know. But they're the same essential people, same personalities, same speech / behavior patterns, all ripe for exploitation and exaggeration. Maybe they use their manipulative skills to maneuver within the political structure of the pr0n industry (which of course represents mainstream society and politics). This would be a wonderful platform for cheap shots.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Why? I mean to each their own but I just don't really see the point. In this alternate universe he's not Dick Chenney, not really and Alaska Cummings (which is admittedly a pretty good porn name) either wouldn't be Sarah Palin (not really ) or. . .well honestly she's attractive. She's not discovered for porn while living in Alaska hot. I don't actually believe women even come in that flavor. Porn is filmed almost exclusively in one valley in California (which I used to live in) and in Florida and they have plenty of college girls in those areas to pull from. Anyway. . .WHY?!
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There are porn stars from Alaska and from around the world that move to the Valley. Arizona is one you missed I think. She’d obviously move to LA.
 
Hypoxia said:
Why? Political satire. I wrote pieces (songs and scripts, long ago, obsolete now) about prominent despicable politicos engaged in vile acts. I suppose I should update some of those with contemporary players. Anyway, in the alt.universe, no, they haven't the same history as the scum we know. But they're the same essential people, same personalities, same speech / behavior patterns, all ripe for exploitation and exaggeration. Maybe they use their manipulative skills to maneuver within the political structure of the pr0n industry (which of course represents mainstream society and politics). This would be a wonderful platform for cheap shots.
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Alternate Universes don't. . .gah. This is so wrong it makes my soul weep and I sold that years ago.
 
Hypoxia said:
That's pretty sick. I like it. Cheney is the protege of another famous dick, named Nixon. They were once billed as Two Big Dicks, a father-son team. Et cetera.
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Don't forget their co-star Ronny Gunn.

Also, needs a "Dick and Bush" gag somewhere in there.
 
Alternate universe: politicians here are pr0n stars there
This universe: pr0n stars go into politics
Who is most fucked?
 
Bramblethorn said:
I was thinking Reagan. But Ronny Gunn and Donny Rumm would make a good tag-team.
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I thought it might be Reagan. In the story Reagan is an hollywood actor who came up on some hard times. He decided to fight hard times by becumming hard himself.

PS: Are you really a cardiovascular surgeon?
 
Space commando Ronnie Raygun (b.1911) would have made his blue movies in the 1930-50 era. After losing a role in the serial adaptation of ZORRO THE SLY DOG, he took refuge in a smut studio at Argyle & Vine (one block off Hollywood Blvd) and porked many bored strippers and naive would-be starlets while morphine-addicted cameramen ground away.

Tricky Dick Nixon (b.1913) would have performed in the same 30s-40s-50s era. His proteges GW 'Dubya' Bush (b.1946), Dick Cheney (b.1941, active in 1960-80 era) and Don Rumsfeld (b.1932, active in 1950-70 era) ensured continuity of style. Note that during Dubya's alleged period of 'desertion' (early 1970s) he was actually on dangerous secret missions behind the lines in N.VietNam and N.Korea, defending democracy from starving peasants. But I digress.
 
Hypoxia said:
Space commando Ronnie Raygun (b.1911) would have made his blue movies in the 1930-50 era. After losing a role in the serial adaptation of ZORRO THE SLY DOG, he took refuge in a smut studio at Argyle & Vine (one block off Hollywood Blvd) and porked many bored strippers and naive would-be starlets while morphine-addicted cameramen ground away.

Tricky Dick Nixon (b.1913) would have performed in the same 30s-40s-50s era. His proteges GW 'Dubya' Bush (b.1946), Dick Cheney (b.1941, active in 1960-80 era) and Don Rumsfeld (b.1932, active in 1950-70 era) ensured continuity of style. Note that during Dubya's alleged period of 'desertion' (early 1970s) he was actually on dangerous secret missions behind the lines in N.VietNam and N.Korea, defending democracy from starving peasants. But I digress.
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If we're going 1950s, this wouldn't be complete without Tailgunner Joe.
 
Leave us not forget the flamboyant career of GQ supermodel Barry Obama, so buff and chiseled. After a [YOUR IDEA HERE] scandal that knocked him off the runway, he took refuge in North Hollywood churning out pr0n... in a studio run by his secret mentor, Flicky-Dicky Cheney. Hilarity ensues.
 
Interesting idea but it seems you run the risk of turning off a good portion of readers from the start.
 
Hypoxia said:
Leave us not forget the flamboyant career of GQ supermodel Barry Obama, so buff and chiseled. After a [YOUR IDEA HERE] scandal that knocked him off the runway, he took refuge in North Hollywood churning out pr0n... in a studio run by his secret mentor, Flicky-Dicky Cheney. Hilarity ensues.
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...No.
 
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