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1sexylady said:Dibs on you better get out of that mood...
Dibs on {{{{rosylady}}}}...
Dibs on TJ and the New England Gang....
Dibs on AA I am better now...
Dibs on coffee with Angel soon....
Dibs on sending out big hugs to bigsis, Sexylady!
*hugs*
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dibs on another hour of sleep...
dibs on hugging jen and 1sexy
dibs on hugging jen and 1sexy
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HI TONI....HUGS AND KISSES SWEETHEART....
Hope your well and happy .....your still beautiful and still loving my friend.
STUDDOG
tonitits said:Dibs on giving Studdog a great big hug!!! Hey sweetie we have missed you!
{{{{{{{{{{STUDDOG}}}}}}}}}}}}}
HI TONI....HUGS AND KISSES SWEETHEART....
Hope your well and happy .....your still beautiful and still loving my friend.
STUDDOG
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Thank you. I am good. How are you this morning? Are you doing ok? I am taking time off work. I don't have to go back until next Fri. so I hope to get a little rest, maybe have a little fun, etc...
STUDDOG said:HI TONI....HUGS AND KISSES SWEETHEART....
Hope your well and happy .....your still beautiful and still loving my friend.
STUDDOG
Thank you. I am good. How are you this morning? Are you doing ok? I am taking time off work. I don't have to go back until next Fri. so I hope to get a little rest, maybe have a little fun, etc...
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Dibs on wishing everyone a good weekend and hope everyone is well and staying warm.
tonitits said:Thank you. I am good. How are you this morning? Are you doing ok? I am taking time off work. I don't have to go back until next Fri. so I hope to get a little rest, maybe have a little fun, etc...
Dibs on wishing everyone a good weekend and hope everyone is well and staying warm.
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Dibs on getting myself better so i can take advantage of any situation!1sexylady said:Dibs on you better get out of that mood...
Dibs on {{{{rosylady}}}}...
Dibs on TJ and the New England Gang....
Dibs on AA I am better now...
Dibs on coffee with Angel soon....
Dibs on everybody having a super weekend from the sunny Pacific NW.
Hugs and kisses where appropriate--AA
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alwaysawake said:Dibs on getting myself better so i can take advantage of any situation!
Dibs on everybody having a super weekend from the sunny Pacific NW.
Hugs and kisses where appropriate--AA
Dibs on wishing AA a very quick recovery. And hoping that it is not so pretty in Oregon so maybe he will not push the limits of his recouperation time!!!
Dibs on wishing everyone, including AA, a very good weekend.
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tigerjen
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Dibs on welcoming back STUD-woofie!!!! es & hugs!
Dibs on wanting AA to stop by my Cafe.........he hasn't
been there in a long time!! Miss ya!
Dibs on making a super omelet for baby bunny Corbet....
Dibs on big hugs to everyone on this Saturday!
tigerjen
es & hugs!Dibs on wanting AA to stop by my Cafe.........he hasn't
been there in a long time!! Miss ya!
Dibs on making a super omelet for baby bunny Corbet....
Dibs on big hugs to everyone on this Saturday!
tigerjen
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tigerjen said:Dibs on welcoming back STUD-woofie!!!!
Dibs on wanting AA to stop by my Cafe.........he hasn't
been there in a long time!! Miss ya!
Dibs on making a super omelet for baby bunny Corbet....
Dibs on big hugs to everyone on this Saturday!
tigerjen
Dibs on hoping everyone is enjoying the weekend.
tigerjen
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Dibs on everyone getting a good night sleep tonight......and
staying warm (depending where you are)........and for
those who live around my direction, be careful driving
tomorrow in case the snow starts to fly early..........
Dibs on everyone having a good week, this week
staying warm (depending where you are)........and for
those who live around my direction, be careful driving
tomorrow in case the snow starts to fly early..........
Dibs on everyone having a good week, this week
STUDDOG
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tigerjen said:Dibs on welcoming back STUD-woofie!!!!
Dibs on wanting AA to stop by my Cafe.........he hasn't
been there in a long time!! Miss ya!
Dibs on making a super omelet for baby bunny Corbet....
Dibs on big hugs to everyone on this Saturday!
tigerjen
Dibs on Hugs and kisses to Jen and Toni....thanks Jen...glad to be
back with my friends.....
STUDDOG
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Dibs on meeting Ebonyfire and finding a new and wonderful friend....
Dibs on my wonderful Biker....I love you always..
Dibs on my Best Friends Angelofsex...
Dibs on my Bug Eyed Monster....A wonderful and sincere person...
Dibs on All my other Friends here at Lit.....
Dibs on my wonderful Biker....I love you always..
Dibs on my Best Friends Angelofsex...
Dibs on my Bug Eyed Monster....A wonderful and sincere person...
Dibs on All my other Friends here at Lit.....
STUDDOG
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smile
Dibs on a smile.........
4 KINDS OF SEX
HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every
room.
BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the
bedroom.
HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass each
other in the hall and say, "F**K YOU"
COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front
of lots of people for every penny you've got.
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never
shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she has a thick black
bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the
bartender for another drink. This goes on all night. The other people in the
bar see her hairy pits every time she raises her arm.
Near the end of the night, this drunk at the end of the bar says to the
bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy the ballerina a drink". The bartender replies,
"She's not a ballerina. What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
The drunk says, "Any girl that can life her leg that high HAS to be a
ballerina!"
GREETING CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE (hopefully)
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I got one
I got real snippy.
I heard you had herpes
And I feel terrible.
I'd say "get well soon"
But I know it's incurable.
My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I found your cat.
Sorry!
You had your bladder removed,
And you're on the mends.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.
You've announced that you're gay,
And won't that be a laugh,
When they find out you're one
Of the Joint Cheifs of Staff.
So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side:
She's a really good lay.
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be!
Don't fret about your wife though;
She's moving in with me.
You totalled your car
And can't remember why.
Maybe it was
That case of Bud Dry.
You May Feel A Little Prick
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to
go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt
and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his
hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ...how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to
another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must
be a great dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How
did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy... I didn't feel a thing!"
Dibs on a smile.........
4 KINDS OF SEX
HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every
room.
BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the
bedroom.
HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass each
other in the hall and say, "F**K YOU"
COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front
of lots of people for every penny you've got.
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never
shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she has a thick black
bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the
bartender for another drink. This goes on all night. The other people in the
bar see her hairy pits every time she raises her arm.
Near the end of the night, this drunk at the end of the bar says to the
bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy the ballerina a drink". The bartender replies,
"She's not a ballerina. What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
The drunk says, "Any girl that can life her leg that high HAS to be a
ballerina!"
GREETING CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE (hopefully)
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I got one
I got real snippy.
I heard you had herpes
And I feel terrible.
I'd say "get well soon"
But I know it's incurable.
My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I found your cat.
Sorry!
You had your bladder removed,
And you're on the mends.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.
You've announced that you're gay,
And won't that be a laugh,
When they find out you're one
Of the Joint Cheifs of Staff.
So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side:
She's a really good lay.
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be!
Don't fret about your wife though;
She's moving in with me.
You totalled your car
And can't remember why.
Maybe it was
That case of Bud Dry.
You May Feel A Little Prick
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to
go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt
and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his
hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ...how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to
another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must
be a great dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How
did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy... I didn't feel a thing!"
tonitits
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the dentist one is great! I had heard the others before but hadn't heard that one!
STUDDOG said:Dibs on a smile.........
4 KINDS OF SEX
HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every
room.
BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the
bedroom.
HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass each
other in the hall and say, "F**K YOU"
COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front
of lots of people for every penny you've got.
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never
shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she has a thick black
bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the
bartender for another drink. This goes on all night. The other people in the
bar see her hairy pits every time she raises her arm.
Near the end of the night, this drunk at the end of the bar says to the
bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy the ballerina a drink". The bartender replies,
"She's not a ballerina. What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
The drunk says, "Any girl that can life her leg that high HAS to be a
ballerina!"
GREETING CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE (hopefully)
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I got one
I got real snippy.
I heard you had herpes
And I feel terrible.
I'd say "get well soon"
But I know it's incurable.
My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I found your cat.
Sorry!
You had your bladder removed,
And you're on the mends.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.
You've announced that you're gay,
And won't that be a laugh,
When they find out you're one
Of the Joint Cheifs of Staff.
So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side:
She's a really good lay.
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be!
Don't fret about your wife though;
She's moving in with me.
You totalled your car
And can't remember why.
Maybe it was
That case of Bud Dry.
You May Feel A Little Prick
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to
go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt
and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his
hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ...how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to
another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must
be a great dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How
did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy... I didn't feel a thing!"
the dentist one is great! I had heard the others before but hadn't heard that one!
STUDDOG
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tonitits said:Dibs on hoping everyone is well, warm and that you all have a good night's sleep, sweet dreams, hot fantasies and lots of love.
See you. Take care.
HOPE YOU GOT THAT GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP TONI...AND A HOT FANTASY.....HUMMMMM....WANT TO SLEEP TOGETHER SWEETCAKES......SMILE
DIBS ON EVERYONE HAVING A GREAT DAY AND SMILING ......
STUDDOG
