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kcRollins said:
You're discriminating against those under 40 - shame on you! You're a mean teacher, but lol I took the test anyways.

I was sure it was FUCK and SEX *shrugs*
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A friend on Facebook always says that joke is "old". I got tired and finally explained to her that some people are new. Then I unfriended her!!! I heard this at least 10 years ago and it's still funny, especially when I missed pulse.
 
done_got_old said:
A friend on Facebook always says that joke is "old". I got tired and finally explained to her that some people are new. Then I unfriended her!!! I heard this at least 10 years ago and it's still funny, especially when I missed pulse.
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oh well, crap. I thought I had that one right when I said PURSE! clearly I need to pay better attention. :rolleyes:
 
done_got_old said:
I think that's an acceptable answer. Of course on Lit, you wouldn't expect clean minds.
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well, you know... it's all about where you put your money (PURSE) when you have to go shoe shopping so you can post on the shoe thread, right? lol
 
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
 
Stopping in to say Good Morning ~ TGIF at least for us working People;):)
 
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."

It took 5 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
 
an oldie........


The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at the office. "How was work today, dear?" his wife asks.

"Honey, please! I don't want to talk about work right now!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or how about a drink?" she asks oh so nicely.

"Listen," he shouts again, "I'm not hungry, I'm not thirsty! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"

At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
 
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SassyKatz71 said:
I thought it was funny :D:rolleyes:
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I think I changed the joke, but I don't remember what was there before. All jokes aren't funny to all people and since it was my thread and I didn't ask for her opinion, she should have kept her mouth shut.


Let me see if I can find the joke.
 
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