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A young boy asked his mother, "Mom, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"

"Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother.

The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."
 
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((((HUGS)))) for everything that you've gone through...I wish you well. :rose::heart:
 
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.

"What happened?" he asked.

I said, "I was attacked by a flying saucer."
 
I can't eat thighs like that for breakfast. If it's early. I get nauseous

I'm supposed to be diabetic. I had to give bacon up because of high blood pressure. I think I'll have waffles the next time I stay in a hotel. My usual hotel breakfast is frosted flakes.
 
Not much ....Tminu is still in the Hospital not doing well..I keep praying she will get well....Me, I'm enjoying this wonderful Florida weather...and you sexy:rose::rose::kiss::kiss:

Who is Tminu? I too hope she gets well. Don't mention weather! We were in teh single digits with ice the weekend. It was so bad that even churches were closed. Tomorrow we'll see 40!

I'm okay, so I won't complain. It doesn't help anyway.
 
Who is Tminu? I too hope she gets well. Don't mention weather! We were in teh single digits with ice the weekend. It was so bad that even churches were closed. Tomorrow we'll see 40!

I'm okay, so I won't complain. It doesn't help anyway.

Belated Happy Birthday sexy.

Tminu lives in Malaysia and has a very serious blood disorder, she was a regular on Lit for a long time.

Merry Christmas my lovely one and I hope you get all your blessings.:rose::rose::rose:
 
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