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mh I see you find some funny gifs-guess you got lots of Time to be able to do that
oh and since I am here, just as well say Good Evening
Yes, I have the time to find images. I might get back into making gifs one day, who knows.
Enjoy your weekend.
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Stops in and waves Hi
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I'm just watching you march steadily toward 250k . You're amazing 
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I'm just watching you march steadily toward 250k . You're amazing
I can't even put forty-three words together in a day, never mind that many posts.
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I can't even put forty-three words together in a day, never mind that many posts.
Keep up your 7.16 posts per day and you'll reach 250,000 in 95.03 more years*
*(((250,000-1647)/7.16)/365)
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Keep up your 7.16 posts per day and you'll reach 250,000 in 95.03 more years*
*(((250,000-1647)/7.16)/365)
I bet the site will still be around in ninety-five years and it'll still have the same five guys fishing through every female username.
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I can't even put forty-three words together in a day, never mind that many posts.
Keep up your 7.16 posts per day and you'll reach 250,000 in 95.03 more years*
*(((250,000-1647)/7.16)/365)
Had I not taken several very long breaks, I’d probably have 500,000 posts.
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I'm at the emergency room, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
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A very elderly gentleman, well dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of after-shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
To his delight, seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady. The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her, and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
To his delight, seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady. The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her, and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
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When I was a kid, my dad and I had a running joke. If anyone asked what he did for a living, I always said, "He's a sports mechanic. He fixes boxing matches and horse races."
Once I answered a teacher this way. She flipped out and summoned my parents. Dad calmed her down by explaining it was a joke.
"So what do you do?" she asked.
Dad, a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company said, "I sell drugs."
Once I answered a teacher this way. She flipped out and summoned my parents. Dad calmed her down by explaining it was a joke.
"So what do you do?" she asked.
Dad, a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company said, "I sell drugs."
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do you get Ghouls and Goblins coming to your Door tomorrow
then have an exciting Halloween
No kids knocking here. I live in a high rise with very few kids. I never went trick-or-treating as a child and neither did my son. My mother came from Texas
and thought it was insane to knock on doors and beg for candy.
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mh so you and your Son missed out a lot on some of your Childhood fun
People here leave their Front Door or Porch Lights on if they want to hand out Treats
so its not begging!
Porch lights are left on here too. Trick-or-treating is losing a lot of its appeal here. There are always rumors of tainted treats and a lot of people just don't want to take the chance.
No, he didn't miss out on the celebration. A local restaurant had a great Halloween party. The guests paid for their dinner and both kids and adults played games and the kids had a costume contest. Each child got a trick-or-treat bag of treats. My son once won a split chocolate cake as well as the costume contest. I won a cookbook that year. It was much better than knocking on doors and getting candy corn.
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