Devious Thoughts

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Is it all right for me to make a thread to post whatever thoughts I want to share? It seems to be...

Today's thought: Is the Jolly Green Giant moonlighting as Santa, or is it the other way 'round? They have the same catch-phrase; they must be the same person.

 

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I really find it hard to believe that other people's minds aren't dominated by sex. Like, what are you thinking about?

Sex is constantly on my mind. My eyes find something sexy about every person I meet. I have to  work to kill my sexual attraction to co-workers.

 

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Masturbation: the only sex that never disappoints.

 

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Enthusiastic consent is about the hottest thing there is.

 

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Our culture is too fast, these days. We don't know how to wait for things. We can't be content with the things we have and always need more and different things.

It makes me a little sad, honestly.

 

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I'm feeling the desire to engage in some socially deviant behavior!

I think I'll post at least one picture of my nude body on the internet tonight. That's deviant enough.

 

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Ha! So, no, I'm not an exhibitionist. While taking, editing, and posting the photos was a little fun, it really didn't do anything for me. The few comments received, while nice, mostly drew attention to their scarcity by their existence.

So, I guess I'm here to chat with people who do like to post photos of themselves, and to discuss sex.

But, like, I've been pretty picky in my DMs with that last bit, too.

 

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I don't know if one cuppa coffee is going to be enough, today.

 

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We, as members of Humanity, seek the approval of others too much!

I mean, I get the reasons why. We don't want to be part of the out-group. We want to be included. I'm sure a good bit of this is evolutionary, as well as socialization.

But, goddam!

 

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Wow, I was upset yesterday. My libido is pretty high, and my wife's is non-existent. I thought I'd made my peace with that, but yesterday I was a tightly wound bundle of sexual frustration. I woke up this morning with a clearer head.

In the past, I was in the habit of doing a tarot reading for the coming week, but I've gotten out of that habit as a week was just not enough time to act on the advice received. So, it's been a few months since I've done a reading for myself.

Well, I sat down and did one this morning regarding my solo sex life. I received some fantastic advice. It'll take some work on my part, but at the moment I'm floating.

 

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Mondays! Amirite?!

The Lit forums are turning into an addiction. Not clinically, of course, but I have a lot of fun here and I am constantly checking for new messages.

Now, if I could only combine it with D&D, I'd have all my desires in one package!

 

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Here's a devious thought!

Photo porn is superior to video porn. Photo porn engages the imagination more. It allows me to take in everything about it, at my own speed. It allows for more detail.

It's also quiet, so I don't have to worry about blasting fucking noises across the room.