Devious Thoughts

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Is it all right for me to make a thread to post whatever thoughts I want to share? It seems to be...

Today's thought: Is the Jolly Green Giant moonlighting as Santa, or is it the other way 'round? They have the same catch-phrase; they must be the same person.

 

[Dvus_D]

I really find it hard to believe that other people's minds aren't dominated by sex. Like, what are you thinking about?

Sex is constantly on my mind. My eyes find something sexy about every person I meet. I have to  work to kill my sexual attraction to co-workers.

 

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Masturbation: the only sex that never disappoints.