Demented Blurbs

[lance gt]

A place to put those crazy thoughts in your head.

 

[lance gt]

I was in the dog park with my puppy today. On the way home, he told me some of the other dogs were starting a revolution against their owners. Seems they feel discriminated against and want to rebel. They're going to petition that all vacuums be destroyed and toilet seats be removed for easier access, as well as vehicles made with dog-friendly windows. Several were overheard to say they wanted dog tags declared unconstitutional and discriminatory.

 

[lance gt]

Why do they call it a three-way switch, when there's only two switches? What's the third way?

 

[Isid]

*blurb*

it's demented right? not to be understood?