Delightfully Decadent

ozme52 said:
and 'brownies' too I fear!

Which is another name for flying monkeys.

:eek: just color me shocked.

Irish I never knew you were that ......... open minded.
 
Georgia Girl said:
Which is another name for flying monkeys.

:eek: just color me shocked.

Irish I never knew you were that ......... open minded.

For the record, I never did a brownie. We were just good friends. Although I'm still trying to explain that time we got drunk together and I woke up covered with pixie dust.
 
A likely story if ever I heard one.

There were suspicious "brownie" stains about your crotch as well, the pixie dust was stuck there.

Explanation?
 
Georgia Girl said:
A likely story if ever I heard one.

There were suspicious "brownie" stains about your crotch as well, the pixie dust was stuck there.

Explanation?

I think I want to talk to my lawyer, first.
 
Georgia Girl said:

Sure, YOU can say that. You never had to deal with a family of enraged pixies who's daughter you brought home after curfew. They may be small, but they gang up on you.
 
Boy, talk about a little pixie perversion & everyone runs away.

I can see Sir Pig, Oz & GG now:

Officer...we never saw him with any pixie porn or we'd have called much sooner. He always seemed such a nice quiet sort. We were SHOCKED to find this out.
 
Actually we were hoping if we gave you some time you would voluntarily put down the crack pipe and we could resume our regularly scheduled flirtations.

Personally I'm hoping Sir Oz will allow me to audition as his lead munchkin.

As for Mr. Pig...well, I have designs on him as well, he just looks so lickable, I want to find out how many licks til I get to the creme filling.

And you dear Irish......I have things in mind but I'm not telling.
 
IrishWolfhound said:
Then I won't tell you what's in the box. :p

Thats fine, I really wasn't concerned anyway.

What do you want for Christmas oh Irish one?

Sir Pig.....what shall make you squeal with delight?

Kind Sir Oz....when you gaze into your crystal ball, what wonders do you see in store for yourself this Christmas season?
 
Georgia Girl said:
Thats fine, I really wasn't concerned anyway.

What do you want for Christmas oh Irish one?

Sir Pig.....what shall make you squeal with delight?

Kind Sir Oz....when you gaze into your crystal ball, what wonders do you see in store for yourself this Christmas season?

We covered this topic already. Like you, I have no need for more things. Except some little things to remind me of you.

Edit: One thing. Burn me a CD of your favorite country music. And maybe a copy of that Irish one you played for me in Atlanta, that B played on.
 
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IrishWolfhound said:
We covered this topic already. Like you, I have no need for more things. Except some little things to remind me of you.

Edit: One thing. Burn me a CD of your favorite country music. And maybe a copy of that Irish one you played for me in Atlanta, that B played on.

Could you be more specific on what "little things" means? I can't give you my panties, I don't have any and besides you'd look silly in them.

The music I can handle. Here are the lyrics to one of my favorites by Gary Allan.


Alright Guy


You know just the other morning
I was hanging around in my house
I had that old book with picutres of Madonna naked
And I was checkin' it out
Just then a friend of mine came to the door
She said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
Said she didn't ever want to see me no more
And I still don't why/

I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
Well I just want to live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright

This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
I'm pretty sure I can still be the President
But I dont think I'll ever get to be the Pope
Well I get wild and I know I get drunk
It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still dont know why

Chorus

You know just the other night
The cops pulled me over outside the bar
When they turned on their lights
And they ordered me out my car
Man I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don't know why

Chorus
 
Georgia Girl said:
Could you be more specific on what "little things" means? I can't give you my panties, I don't have any and besides you'd look silly in them.


No...just more like what you sent me before. Scents that make me think of you. Things to nibble on. But if I cannot give you anything, then I will not take.

I'd rather have a CD you made for me, than anything you'd buy for me.
 
Georgia Girl said:
Thats fine, I really wasn't concerned anyway.

What do you want for Christmas oh Irish one?

Sir Pig.....what shall make you squeal with delight?

Kind Sir Oz....when you gaze into your crystal ball, what wonders do you see in store for yourself this Christmas season?


How about a full length nude of you to hang in my pigpen?
 
Harmless Pig said:
How about a full length nude of you to hang in my pigpen?

Sir Pig......you shall be left squealless.......this kitten believes in leaving some things for the delight of personal viewing.
 
Georgia Girl said:
Sir Pig......you shall be left squealless.......this kitten believes in leaving some things for the delight of personal viewing.


*Millions of hearts breaking everywhere*
*sigh*Well, then, I'll take a kiss for Christmas, and the ability to make you smile;)
 
Count Me In....

GG.... You giving out pictures??.....:)

Count me in on the list also.....:D



Loves Ya Sweety....:rose: :kiss:
 
The millions will live........if they wish to place a face with the words they have but to ask.

Haze you silly man, are you asking for doubles?

Sir Pig......you shall have your kiss
 
Doubles... Hmmmm

2 GGs I wonder if the world could handle 2 GGs

I sure would like to try...;)

Is this a 2-fer sale?? If so put me down ( not really down I'll be up ;) ) for say 2 sets... wow four can we say... "All Night Long":)


This si not going to cost me an arm and leg is it... I like to use other parts as well.;)


Loves Ya...:kiss: :heart:
 
Hazezilla said:
Doubles... Hmmmm

2 GGs I wonder if the world could handle 2 GGs

I sure would like to try...;)


Haze, be careful what you wish for. I have found one of Lady D to be far more than I can handle. And seeing her in person is a treat beyond words. One which is seldom granted, never forgotten, and almost never repeated. Like Haley's comet, you get to see it once in your lifetime, if you are lucky.
 
Georgia Girl said:
Personally I'm hoping Sir Oz will allow me to audition as his lead munchkin.


LOL. Thanks. It's been a while since I did that!


Sure GG. I'm more than willing to arrange an audition.

BTW, The proper term is "Head" Munchkin! :devil:
 
Georgia Girl said:
Thats fine, I really wasn't concerned anyway.

What do you want for Christmas oh Irish one?

Sir Pig.....what shall make you squeal with delight?

Kind Sir Oz....when you gaze into your crystal ball, what wonders do you see in store for yourself this Christmas season?

A digicam for one.

And I'm trading in the current Oz-container for a smaller one. 15 pounds smaller so far. :D
 
ozme52 said:
A digicam for one.

And I'm trading in the current Oz-container for a smaller one. 15 pounds smaller so far. :D

Good on you, Oz. A tough battle, as I well know.
 
Let me get this straight

Haze wants me in multiples ............ hhhmmm....I'm capable of multiples but I don't know about multiple me's.

Oz is granting me permission to audition as his "head" munchkin. I thought the position that was offered was lead munchkin. Maybe I need to do some jaw exercises before the audition. Maybe I should practice some before the audition.

Anyone know where I can practice my skills for the audition?

Irish....well he's hoping to see Haley's comet again.

Do I have it all straight or have I forgotten things?
 
Georgia Girl said:
Let me get this straight

Anyone know where I can practice my skills for the audition?

Irish....well he's hoping to see Haley's comet again.

Do I have it all straight or have I forgotten things?

Correction...Irish is hoping for a second sighting of GG.

And I'd be happy to be your coach/manager for your audition.

However, I feel I could never help you reach your full capability.

Besides...don't you want bigger parts? :p
 
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