Defining Love

[redrider4u]

hey ya'll

I'm so excited. I got my new "Male Masturabatory Motor" in the mail this morning. Commonly known as "3M," it could redefine love..........

 

[SouthSkyEyes]

Re: hey ya'll

I'm so excited. I got my new "Male Masturabatory Motor" in the mail this morning. Commonly known as "3M," it could redefine love..........

Red ...

Glad to hear.

I figured there was a good reason I hadn't seen you around since this morning.

Sky

 

[midwestyankee]

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I'm so excited. I got my new "Male Masturabatory Motor" in the mail this morning. Commonly known as "3M," it could redefine love..........

So....tell us, Red: have you redefined love yet? Or are you still working with the one that's handy?

 

[redrider4u]

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So....tell us, Red: have you redefined love yet? Or are you still working with the one that's handy?

Well, yankee, it works on a four week cycle........two hot, one pms, and the fourth................well...........laffing........and you can program it...........love, semi love, take out the garbage........bitchy.........really.........it's something else.

Perhaps we should include non organic devices on the thread..........

Like DLL.............how I learned to love horses.............really......it could be a winner.......

 

[Shoshisexy]

Thank you all for your words of wisdom. Hopefully the situation will be talked over in the next few days and dealt with in an adult manner. *prays*

 

[midwestyankee]

Thank you all for your words of wisdom. Hopefully the situation will be talked over in the next few days and dealt with in an adult manner. *prays*

We hope so too. We're thinking of you.

 

[midwestyankee]

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Well, yankee, it works on a four week cycle........two hot, one pms, and the fourth................well...........laffing........and you can program it...........love, semi love, take out the garbage........bitchy.........really.........it's something else.

Perhaps we should include non organic devices on the thread..........

Like DLL.............how I learned to love horses.............really......it could be a winner.......

Red, for your own sake, I want to make sure I follow you here. 1) are you suggesting that DLL is a "non-organic device"? If so, I think she might have a strong argument to the contrary. 2) Are you counting horses as "non-organic" as well? That could get you some serious trouble my friend, serious trouble.

You just thought that the folks at PETA and Greenpeace were difficult. Wait till you hear on this one if you said what I think you said.

 

[redrider4u]

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Red, for your own sake, I want to make sure I follow you here. 1) are you suggesting that DLL is a "non-organic device"? If so, I think she might have a strong argument to the contrary. 2) Are you counting horses as "non-organic" as well? That could get you some serious trouble my friend, serious trouble.

You just thought that the folks at PETA and Greenpeace were difficult. Wait till you hear on this one if you said what I think you said.

Oh, pshaw yankee, you know DLL and her horses are as organic as possible.

Lest you disbelieve, she will jump ya............laffing...........

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by redrider4u
Oh, pshaw yankee, you know DLL and her horses are as organic as possible.

Lest you disbelieve, she will jump ya............laffing...........

 

[midwestyankee]

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Oh, pshaw yankee, you know DLL and her horses are as organic as possible.

Lest you disbelieve, she will jump ya............laffing...........

A grey-haired old fart like the yankster? We can all have dreams, friend. We can all have dreams.

 

[redrider4u]

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oh...but red i don't jump silly..i do dressage..I control

mmmmm god, DLL, I had dressage in a barn years ago, I broke the bit, and chewed the bridle...........god, she was good. Her name was Winny.

 

[midwestyankee]

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mmmmm god, DLL, I had dressage in a barn years ago, I broke the bit, and chewed the bridle...........god, she was good. Her name was Winny.

Red, I thought that Winny was the machine you bought today.

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by redrider4u
mmmmm god, DLL, I had dressage in a barn years ago, I broke the bit, and chewed the bridle...........god, she was good. Her name was Winny.

Laughing.....i think you need a crack with my crop

 

[Ammo44]

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Laughing.....i think you need a crack with my crop

He's hoping you will...........LOL

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by midwestyankee
Red, I thought that Winny was the machine you bought today.

isnt winnie the pooh????


ok i know bad....lays on the couch to relax.......

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by Ammo44
He's hoping you will...........LOL

bend over ammo let me test this on you...

 

[redrider4u]

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isnt winnie the pooh????


ok i know bad....lays on the couch to relax.......

Dammit, I buy a masturbator motor and every one makes fun of me........really........I mean this a state of the art female impersonator. She sings, she swings, and, she goes ding a ling.

No period, no pms........and she balances the checkbook.........I mean, really DLL...........take it to the loop lovely.

 

[Ammo44]

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bend over ammo let me test this on you...

Leaning over.............

 

[midwestyankee]

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Dammit, I buy a masturbator motor and every one makes fun of me........really........I mean this a state of the art female impersonator. She sings, she swings, and, she goes ding a ling.

No period, no pms........and she balances the checkbook.........I mean, really DLL...........take it to the loop lovely.

Have you signed her up for the Stepford Wives Union yet?

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by Ammo44
Leaning over.............

hands my crop to red..here you go buddy take a whack.....

 

[DLL]

so alone in here with 3 men..what to do..what to do....I sort of feel like Dorothy..

 

[midwestyankee]

so alone in here with 3 men..what to do..what to do....I sort of feel like Dorothy..

If I only had a...

 

[redrider4u]

taking DLL's hand.

you know, we've kidded around here,

But, I wonder........looking at DLL........just what we could have..............without the city, the noise...the aggravation. Could not our children be happier? I mean, could not DLL and I just love more withoth the crap of society? I mean, each night, she and I talk...........and love..............I just wonder.........should we move.............really...........I want her here..............in the south.............yet she is bound in the north.................I just do not know..........I do not..............her voice is so sweet upon my ears................I want her here so much..............I cry to her.......come lover........come...........make us whole...............

 

[Ammo44]

so alone in here with 3 men..what to do..what to do....I sort of feel like Dorothy..

I could be the Scarecrow........

 

[DLL]

Re: taking DLL's hand.

Originally posted by redrider4u
you know, we've kidded around here,

But, I wonder........looking at DLL........just what we could have..............without the city, the noise...the aggravation. Could not our children be happier? I mean, could not DLL and I just love more withoth the crap of society? I mean, each night, she and I talk...........and love..............I just wonder.........should we move.............really...........I want her here..............in the south.............yet she is bound in the north.................I just do not know..........I do not..............her voice is so sweet upon my ears................I want her here so much..............I cry to her.......come lover........come...........make us whole...............

yo red..are you sniffing the glue bag again hun.....