Deep Thoughts

[Wings]

Why don't they make better tights for tall girls? Why must I have to sacrifice a proper fitting crotch for fashion? The ones that SAY they're cut for tall women just add the fabric to the top and as far as I know I don't need to include my boobs in the cage that is my tights.

I own thigh highs, lots of them but sometimes my dresses are just too short for such things. I am so frustrated by this.

Now I have to go take my boobs out of my tights.

 

[Laurel]

Why don't they make nail polish bottles with brushes long enough to reach the bottom of the bottle?

 

[Sean]

Why don't they make nail polish bottles with brushes long enough to reach the bottom of the bottle?

That's a no brainer, to make you buy more.

 

[kotori]

Why don't they make nail polish bottles with brushes long enough to reach the bottom of the bottle?

This post should be moved to the "deep bottles" thread.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, but they still fill the bottle full of product which I end up throwing away before I use it all because I can't get it out of the #@&! bottle before it gets all thick and coagulated like nail polish does.

 

[Laurel]

This post should be moved to the "deep bottles" thread.

Exactly!

I'm not against them on principle. Just in the case of nail polish.

 

[oggbashan]

Why don't they make better tights for tall girls? Why must I have to sacrifice a proper fitting crotch for fashion? The ones that SAY they're cut for tall women just add the fabric to the top and as far as I know I don't need to include my boobs in the cage that is my tights.

I own thigh highs, lots of them but sometimes my dresses are just too short for such things. I am so frustrated by this.

Now I have to go take my boobs out of my tights.

And why don't they make tights for large men?

When I appear as Henry VIII, I wear the largest size of opaque black tights, but they always slip down. I've tried attaching braces to the waist band, but they just tear the waist band from the rest.

Even if I look for men's tights from dance or theatre wear suppliers, they don't do Henry VIII size.

I can get Lycra leggings in my size, but they don't like right with the rest of my costume.

 

[oggbashan]

Yeah, but they still fill the bottle full of product which I end up throwing away before I use it all because I can't get it out of the #@&! bottle before it gets all thick and coagulated like nail polish does.

Years ago, Colman's Mustard worked out that most of their profit comes from the mustard that people leave on the edge of their plate.

Their major seller used to be mustard powder that you mix with water. But pre-mixed mustard in jars meant more mustard wasted, therefore more sold.

 

[Laurel]

That's depressing.

Hi Ogg!

 

[oggbashan]

That's depressing.

Hi Ogg!

It's profitable.

Hi Laurel!

x 4

 

[dolf]

get a doctor with nice tits.
that way, even if it's a waste of time medically, you'll be glad to see her.

 

[oggbashan]

get a doctor with nice tits.
that way, even if it's a waste of time medically, you'll be glad to see her.

Dentist is even better. They get closer.

 

[trysail]

get a doctor with nice tits.
that way, even if it's a waste of time medically, you'll be glad to see her.

When they doled out smarts and common sense, you got an extra large dollop.

 

[oggbashan]

Why is my blood pressure always raised when the practice nurse takes it?

I think it's the black stockings she wears.

 

[kotori]

Why is my blood pressure always raised when the practice nurse takes it?

I think it's the black stockings she wears.

Presumably she isn't Henry VIII sized.

 

[Laurel]

Doctor's offices really do it to me, regardless of the doctor's looks.

 

[tactful]

At first, I thought this thread was going to be about an abyss, now, I have second thoughts about it being.

 

[pointless]

That's a no brainer, to make you buy more.

that doesn't really make all that much sense.

 

[Tryharder62]

And why don't they make tights for large men?

When I appear as Henry VIII, I wear the largest size of opaque black tights, but they always slip down. I've tried attaching braces to the waist band, but they just tear the waist band from the rest.

Even if I look for men's tights from dance or theatre wear suppliers, they don't do Henry VIII size.

I can get Lycra leggings in my size, but they don't like right with the rest of my costume.

They are on sale too!!!

http://www.lanebryant.com/catalog/s...yword=black+tights&x=15&y=13#size_chart_spanx

Bottom left one looks like it goes biggest.

 

[Sean]

that doesn't really make all that much sense.

You end up throwing away 10% or so. But the bottle looks like it contains lots and persuades you you're getting a good deal for your $.

 

[pointless]

okay. that makes more sense.

eta: i'm sure the thick glass bottles help as well.

still, i pity women. ever been in the cosmetics section of even a dumpy place like wal*mart? that shit aint cheap. makes me glad i have a penis.

 

[oggbashan]

They are on sale too!!!

http://www.lanebryant.com/catalog/s...yword=black+tights&x=15&y=13#size_chart_spanx

Bottom left one looks like it goes biggest.

Now you tell me.

But their chart doesn't go up to 6 feet 2. That's my (and Henry VIII's) height. If their largest size fits from 5 feet 3 to 6 feet, the legs aren't long enough for 6 feet 2. I can buy super-ginormous tights in the UK, but the crotch ends up halfway down my thighs.

My nieces tend to wear long stockings because they can't wear tights. Their legs are longer than mine, and one of them is taller than me.

One of my wife's university friends has an inside leg measurement of 40 inches. She managed to get some tights specially made for her in exchange for modelling her legs in a catalogue.

 

[oggbashan]

Presumably she isn't Henry VIII sized.

She's not. She wears the traditional British nurse's dress with black stockings and sensible black shoes.

Why?

Because she knows she looks great dressed like that.

She looks better than this, even if the uniform is right.

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1598/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1598R-182855.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

What the hell?

A fella can't even doze off for a bit without someone girling up his thread.

Tight boobs, tall bottles and Ogg measuring his inseam for pantyhose?

I'm aghast.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Several years ago my dog knocked me down (which is better than him knocking me up) and dislocated my shoulder. I banged it (my shoulder, not the dog) back in place, and for these past years it's always hurt a bit and I've had limited range of motion.

Lately though my shoulder hurts like a mofo. Hurts like a hot poker up the pooper. Hurts like all getout. Hurts... well, it hurts and you get the point. I've thought about going to the doctor, but I don't care much for doctors. They are generally self-absorbed egomaniacs. Fuck em. The whole, "Call me Doctor!" hissy fit they throw annoys me. And let's face it, they cure very little and are mostly chemical salespeople for the pharmaceutical industry.

...I lost my train of thought. Was the point of the story my shoulder or what douche bags doctors are?

I don't know either. Maybe I'll tell the monkey story again. Later maybe.

This prolly wont help you but it worked for me. In 2006 I fell on the driveway sprinting inside during a rainstorm. I hurt my arm where it joins the shoulder. It hurt so bad I hadda go lie down and cry for a while. And I don't cry, for nuthin or nobody. But it hurt, bad.

I didn't go to the MD either, only beta males go to the doctor. Its true.

So what I did was eat ALEVE for 9 months and lift heavy boxes over my head every day for 9 months. I have no pain at all and full use of the arm. Of course, it was agony for a long time but that's what being a guy is all about.