Decisions, decisions

[Wild_Honey_66]

Should I get off my phone, break out my laptop, and answer my pm's?

Or should I take advantage of the fact that my daughter is still sleeping and tend to some Personal Maintenance Issues that require a certain amount of privacy?

 

[LusterMunky]

Should I get off my phone, break out my laptop, and answer my pm's?

Or should I take advantage of the fact that my daughter is still sleeping and tend to some Personal Maintenance Issues that require a certain amount of privacy?

Go for the 'Personal Maintenance'.

 

[badjanus]

Should I get off my phone, break out my laptop, and answer my pm's?

Or should I take advantage of the fact that my daughter is still sleeping and tend to some Personal Maintenance Issues that require a certain amount of privacy?

Does kitty need her claws trimmed?

 

[MausAss]

Should I get off my phone, break out my laptop, and answer my pm's?

Or should I take advantage of the fact that my daughter is still sleeping and tend to some Personal Maintenance Issues that require a certain amount of privacy?

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/fap-meme-ellen-fapper.jpeg

She makes a good point, but I would still go with fapping. Preferable while thinking about her.

 

[LusterMunky]

Go for the 'Personal Maintenance'.

That should have filled up your, ya know, box. PMwise.

 

[tasteyourthighs]

take care..

think of yourself first

 

[cowslinger64]

Should I get off my phone, break out my laptop, and answer my pm's?

Or should I take advantage of the fact that my daughter is still sleeping and tend to some Personal Maintenance Issues that require a certain amount of privacy?

your dog sent me this selfie, he says yer due for a good wank.


http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-watched-you-fap.png

 

[MausAss]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/we-choose-to-fap-not-because-it-is-easy.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This thread is the most fun I've ever had on a Monday morning.

 

[BiTodd]

This thread is the most fun I've ever had on a Monday morning.

Mondays must be a no sex day for you then.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Mondays must be a no sex day for you then.

Sadly, nearly every day is a no-sex day for me. Way to take the wind out of my sails, Todd.
You are hereby banned from this thread until you can come back and say something sexy to me---and a lil bit kinky, preferably

 

[ydahecnot]

Fap while answering PMs, duh

 

[cowslinger64]

you need some of this...

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[ydahecnot]

you need some of

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Isn't a wash cloth more efficient?

 

[cowslinger64]

Isn't a wash cloth more efficient?

yuuuuuuuuuuuk....that's AFTER A SHOWER sicko!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh my god, you Lit men are the funniest and the sexiest men on the planet!

I would love nothing more than to be able to reply to you all individually, but then I would have no time left for fapping, now would I??

 

[cowslinger64]

Oh my god, you Lit men are the funniest and the sexiest men on the planet!

I would love nothing more than to be able to reply to you all individually, but then I would have no time left for fapping, now would I??

whatthehayall? aintcha got TWO hands?????

 

[MausAss]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0911/edward-scissorhands-demotivational-poster-1258052048.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

whatthehayall? aintcha got TWO hands?????

***DEAD***

Yes, but I have more than one part that needs attending to. *tsk*

Actually, even two hands isn't enough to satisfy me. Siiiiigh......

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Does kitty need her claws trimmed?

What kitty needs is a sturdy, well-built scratching post. One that can take the abuse, and knows how to give it back---and then some.

 

[Mindfondler]

Yes, but I have more than one part that needs attending to. *tsk*

You could get some voice recognition software for hands-free typing of your PM replies. I'm sure that the recipients wouldn't mind a few glitches.

Actually, even two hands isn't enough to satisfy me. Siiiiigh......

Magic Wand?
.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

I vote for self maintenance... is the kind of scratching you are referring to?

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[Wild_Honey_66]

You could get some voice recognition software for hands-free typing of your PM replies. I'm sure that the recipients wouldn't mind a few glitches.


Magic Wand?
.

Hello, Fondler. Fancy seeing you here.

I really prefer to avoid multi-tasking, if I can avoid it. I'd much rather pour all of my energies into the task at hand, if you get my meaning.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I vote for self maintenance... is the kind of scratching you are referring to?

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That's not exactly what I had in mind, but I suspect I could make do with that if I were forced to.

(eta: fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk)

 

[stu_gats_2000]

That's not exactly what I had in mind, but I suspect I could make do with that if I were forced to.

(eta: fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk)

after it does meet the requirement something to scratch kitty