Dear X

[TasteTheRaynebow69]

Dear Cold Weather,

Where were you on Christmas? >_>

 

[DayMaker]

Dear XXX game master,

You have to catch me first.

Signed,
Walking through the city

 

[daddysbaby150]

Dear 2017,

If you could be a bit nicer to me this year than 2016, that would be great. Please stop putting people in my path that will only slow me down. Please find someone to challenge me, someone who would like to take the time to build a real, true, friendship and see where it goes. Understand that I have zero hope or expectations for anything other than friendship with a man, but should the right foundation be laid, help me to recognize it and not immediately destroy it as we both know I am quite capable of doing. Please let my new friend have patience and understanding as I am mightily flawed but oh so worth it. Help him to not be afraid or intimidated by my confidence while being strong and dominant as I allow him to see my very well guarded weaknesses. Please help me continue to learn to help myself and expand my independence. I understand karma may still have a score to settle with me for hurting and lying to a gentle and very honest soul and I am well prepared to accept that and move forward. I still have a lot to learn from life 2017, so if you could help me navigate this journey of mine with nothing but positivity and light, I would appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Too grown for any more sadness

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear ladies of the world,

Heart of gold, can cook, good looking, funny af, nice thick penis and can beat box the fuck out of a clit.

Now if you could all stop being flakey for, like, five seconds we can get down to clown.

Love,

The NRJ Sensual Experience

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear ladies of the world,

Heart of gold, can cook, good looking, funny af, nice thick penis and can beat box the fuck out of a clit.

Now if you could all stop being flakey for, like, five seconds we can get down to clown.

Love,

The NRJ Sensual Experience

Dear TNRJSE

Where does the line start? And will I be required to wait longer the requisite 5 seconds? I could possibly be persuaded to wait 6 but absolutely not longer than 10 before resuming said flakeyness.

Sincerely,

Applicant.

 

[debaldone]

Dear WiFi:
Thanks for going down on me this morning. Yeah, it was inconvenient, but at least I can say "went down on me"; I haven't been able to do that for a while.

Signed:
Cheap Thrills

 

[makemewet69]

Dear Writer's Block,

You fucking suck donkey balls!

Signed,
UGH!

 

[SweetSassyGirl]

Dear Bed,

It is time to leave you and get on with my day.

Stay dry until I get back!

Lazy Bones

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear TNRJSE

Where does the line start? And will I be required to wait longer the requisite 5 seconds? I could possibly be persuaded to wait 6 but absolutely not longer than 10 before resuming said flakeyness.

Sincerely,

Applicant.

Haha wait there's a line??

 

[kcRollins]

Dear Globing Warming

Can you please hurry up and get here. I'm freezing my butt off.

Signed: Frigid Up North

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Dear Frigid up North

Please feel free to take a trip to visit us here in the South (And I mean way south Like Australia).

It is warm to bloody hot and I assure you your ass will get nice and tanned.

Signed: Sweating in the heat.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I need some help.

Mmmmmm I am definitely willing, ready and able.

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear X,

That anti-aging Rogain is working wonders for NRJ!

Signed,

Looking for a hookup...

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear looking for a hooker... erm, hookup,



Signed,

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear looking for a hooker... erm, hookup,



Signed,

Dear

I suppose they could mean the same thing (hook-up/hooker)...

Signed,

Checking definitions

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear X,

That anti-aging Rogain is working wonders for NRJ!

Signed,

Looking for a hookup...

Bwahahaha yeah, I feel like the old guys in that movie Cocoon.

 

[iamincognito45]

Bwahahaha yeah, I feel like the old guys in that movie Cocoon.

Such a heart throb you are (now)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Texas,

Get ready. She's coming.

Love, Aussie

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear

I suppose they could mean the same thing (hook-up/hooker)...

Signed,

Checking definitions

Dear Dictionary Hunter,

Share a coke and a smile...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/ff/4a/c5ff4a93b054fc0517f6d15d23c8f74b.jpg

Signed,

Just here to help

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Texas,

Get ready. She's coming.

Love, Aussie

Looking forward to it!

We Texans love Aussies!

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Dictionary Hunter,

Share a coke and a smile...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/ff/4a/c5ff4a93b054fc0517f6d15d23c8f74b.jpg

Signed,

Just here to help

Being safe is always a good idea!

Thanks for looking out for me!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear ultrasoft long teal robe,

Where have you gone? I know I haven't spent any time with you since last winter. Did you leave home from neglect? We had an amazing love affair last winter. Please come home I miss you.

Signed

Regretful robe neglector.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Looking forward to it!

We Texans love Aussies!

Mr Texan ambassador,
I've learnt that Aussies are indeed favorable in southern states.
And I much appreciate the hospitality.
Yours in tex-mex,
Aussie

 

[iamincognito45]

Mr Texan ambassador,
I've learnt that Aussies are indeed favorable in southern states.
And I much appreciate the hospitality.
Yours in tex-mex,
Aussie

Dear Aussie,

I have been to your amazing country. Of all the places I have traveled, and I have been all over, I can honestly say Australia felt more like home than any other place. Including many places in the states. LOL

I have no doubt you will enjoy your time here. No doubt you and your sexy accent will be welcomed by all...

Signed,

Hospitable Texan

 

[TongueLust]

Mmmmmm I am definitely willing, ready and able.

Dear You,

Poor sub.

L