Dear X

Dear soon to be x,

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!


Sees the finish line just over the next hill.
 
Dear MD,


Please don't turn out to be the douche-bag I know you're capable of being and be the changed person you've tried hard to convince me you are.

Signed,

Waiting
 
Dude.

Really shouldn't have asked me what I think of your cock on the First. Fucking. Day.

Not earning any points...


Signed,
Not Your Honey
 
Dear you,
I really miss talking to you. I hate the fact I can't seem to sustain any type of relationships. I try, but fail each time.
Signed,
Regretful
 
Dear cat,

You poop way too much for such a little guy. Your snuggles and cuddles need to increase exponentially. I need return on my investment. It's only fair.

Signed,

Slave to the Litterbox
 
Dear friends on Lit,

I'm taking a break for a while folks. It may be weeks, it may be months depending on how things go. Think of me once June hits?

I wish you all the best. Be gentle to yourselves and be kind to others. :rose:

-Another Flower
 
Dear friends on Lit,

I'm taking a break for a while folks. It may be weeks, it may be months depending on how things go. Think of me once June hits?

I wish you all the best. Be gentle to yourselves and be kind to others. :rose:

-Another Flower

Take care, hun *hugs*
 
Dear friends on Lit,

I'm taking a break for a while folks. It may be weeks, it may be months depending on how things go. Think of me once June hits?

I wish you all the best. Be gentle to yourselves and be kind to others. :rose:

-Another Flower

And you be gentle to yourself... I wish you the very best... You will be such a wonderful loving mom... Bless you... Hurry back:heart:
 
Dear cat,

You poop way too much for such a little guy. Your snuggles and cuddles need to increase exponentially. I need return on my investment. It's only fair.

Signed,

Slave to the Litterbox

Ha! Get 'em when they're too sleepy to resist.
 
Dear Soon-To-Be-Ex,

Your behavior today is exactly why I don't believe you have, or will ever, truly change.

But I still wish nothing bad for you. Most of the time.

Sincerely,

Freed Willy
 
Dear Work,

I have been loyal to your these many years, and you have "rewarded" me with vacation time....so please do not take it away just because you changed the way you "reward" me. I earned it, you approved it, I'm taking it.

Signed,
Not Missing Free Comic Book Day
 
Dear friend in need,

I have tried being there for you whenever you need me. I don't have it inside of me to tell you no. I have told you different ways to improve your situation. You go on with your head in clouds and you are only suffering in the long run. I'm done. I can't do it anymore. I hope things change for you soon.

Someday when I am in need of a friend and confidant that there will be someone there for me as I was for you.

Signed,
Not that strong shoulder any longer
 
Dear X.....aka Mother Nature

Seriously ? I'm almost 53 already. Lighten up !!

Signed : means it this time !
 
Dear Sexy Smart-arse :cool:

Sorry, I lost the pic.
Send it again?
(Don't forget the balls! :p)

Signed,
Second Chances Litster

Dear Second Chance,

I hope your inbox is empty. ;)

Sincerely,

It's not naked Friday but close enough
 
Dear Work,

I have been loyal to your these many years, and you have "rewarded" me with vacation time....so please do not take it away just because you changed the way you "reward" me. I earned it, you approved it, I'm taking it.

Signed,
Not Missing Free Comic Book Day

Ha ha ha...this made me laugh...:D

And to you...I am so happy to see you have found love and such happiness...Yuor posts make me smile when you share that joy...I truly wish you a beautiful future ahead...you are such a lovely soul...:heart:
 
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