Backdoor_Bella
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'Fee Tines A Mady'
Dear X
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'Fee Tines A Mady'
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
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Dear John,
You are the Steve/Jimmy/Jack to my Fiona.
Yikes.
You are the Steve/Jimmy/Jack to my Fiona.
Yikes.
37_ttej
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Deprived_in_AZ
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But not the Shrek?
Nope, wrong shade of green!
pensivepoet
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Dear You
I kinda want you
Love, me
(37 men simultaneously start masturbating)
37_ttej
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pensivepoet
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Hell, I'm plural!?
Shhh! I'm on my second try and i don't want your mug in my mind
TongueLust
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Dear Mom,
Miss you.
Miss you.
fathom7
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Dear Major Dickason:
Whoever the hell you were, even if you were just a made up entity, thank you. Thank you for lending your name to the coffee I enjoy most in life. The folks at Peet's who hopefully are paying you or your heirs royalties for the use of your name affixed to this nectar of the gods don't necessarily deserve you. Well, maybe they do because they are good people. After all they had to concept of the blend that brews so well, that makes my mornings come alive -- along with yours truly -- and that charges a freaking arm and a leg for their deliciousness. Regardless -- it's your name on the box (okay along with the Peet's brand but who cares). I will miss you though for the next few days. Off to a tradeshow -- I'll have to drink the evil Green Mermaid swill instead but I'll be thinking of you Major. All the fun times we have in the early mornings as I can barely pry open my peepers. But that flavor and aroma as I steam the almond milk into the cup -- mmmmm yes it's just like sex. Except for the hair-pulling and such.
Whoever the hell you were, even if you were just a made up entity, thank you. Thank you for lending your name to the coffee I enjoy most in life. The folks at Peet's who hopefully are paying you or your heirs royalties for the use of your name affixed to this nectar of the gods don't necessarily deserve you. Well, maybe they do because they are good people. After all they had to concept of the blend that brews so well, that makes my mornings come alive -- along with yours truly -- and that charges a freaking arm and a leg for their deliciousness. Regardless -- it's your name on the box (okay along with the Peet's brand but who cares). I will miss you though for the next few days. Off to a tradeshow -- I'll have to drink the evil Green Mermaid swill instead but I'll be thinking of you Major. All the fun times we have in the early mornings as I can barely pry open my peepers. But that flavor and aroma as I steam the almond milk into the cup -- mmmmm yes it's just like sex. Except for the hair-pulling and such.
MedicalMuse
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Dear F,
I now must find said coffee. Why do you tempt me?!
M
I now must find said coffee. Why do you tempt me?!
M
fathom7
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Dear Muse:
I tempt because I care. It may be regional and for that I would be devilishly distressed were you to be in the excluded regions. Should you find it -- I hope you will enjoy. Should you not --- well -- the Green Mermaid does make some pretty good stuff too.
Hoping you find your life blood in the brew,
F7
I tempt because I care. It may be regional and for that I would be devilishly distressed were you to be in the excluded regions. Should you find it -- I hope you will enjoy. Should you not --- well -- the Green Mermaid does make some pretty good stuff too.
Hoping you find your life blood in the brew,
F7
MedicalMuse
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Dear F7,
Amazon has everything I need.
Muse
Ps: prime is fucking awesome.
Amazon has everything I need.
Muse
Ps: prime is fucking awesome.
fathom7
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Dear Muse:
I am glad you found the Amazon route to potential caffeinated bliss. I would take issue with their having EVERYTHING I need. I looked. Nope, a couple of items that I could not find. Of course if they had them, the Prime thing would in fact be beneficial. Don't know how they would wrap the stuff I need anyway -- I mean those inflated plastic baggies -- no bueno for living things.
I do hope you enjoy. The coffee that is. back (or front -- your choice 
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I am glad you found the Amazon route to potential caffeinated bliss. I would take issue with their having EVERYTHING I need. I looked. Nope, a couple of items that I could not find. Of course if they had them, the Prime thing would in fact be beneficial. Don't know how they would wrap the stuff I need anyway -- I mean those inflated plastic baggies -- no bueno for living things.
I do hope you enjoy. The coffee that is.
back (or front -- your choice )
Sensualdreamer
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Dear you *le sigh*
We've known each other for 20+ years...we've laughed, cried, joked, and had serious talks. I'm at my limit though and it's hard to express how annoying it's been. You who make double, if not triple my salary and b/c we are roommates you decide to cook the steak *I* bought, and you proceed to eat it...Ummm okay it was mine. So then when you go grocery shopping you buy another steak...and in magic marker you write your name on the plastic packaging. Did you even think about replacing the steak I bought, that I didn't get to eat?!?! Thanks
Me.
We've known each other for 20+ years...we've laughed, cried, joked, and had serious talks. I'm at my limit though and it's hard to express how annoying it's been. You who make double, if not triple my salary and b/c we are roommates you decide to cook the steak *I* bought, and you proceed to eat it...Ummm okay it was mine. So then when you go grocery shopping you buy another steak...and in magic marker you write your name on the plastic packaging. Did you even think about replacing the steak I bought, that I didn't get to eat?!?! Thanks
Me.
Trixareforkids
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Dear Steve,
You big and beautiful and we love you, but could ya hurry up with the pollen/leaf dropping. My head hurts from the pollen and my back hurts from the raking.
Ouchy and sneezy,
Me
You big and beautiful and we love you, but could ya hurry up with the pollen/leaf dropping. My head hurts from the pollen and my back hurts from the raking.
Ouchy and sneezy,
Me
TongueLust
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Dear local IRS branch,
Thanks for not taking my report of identity theft seriously. Your great customer service made up for my hour and a half wait.
Sincerely,
Relaxed bitch face
Thanks for not taking my report of identity theft seriously. Your great customer service made up for my hour and a half wait.
Sincerely,
Relaxed bitch face
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Dear Gone In The Night:
I guess it's over. I woke up this morning, and you were gone. Left in the night. My bank account is lower for the money I spent on you. I gave you a week I'll never get back. My body is sore from doing you. Doing you on the trails, doing you in the yard, doing you in the garden. But I can't wait to do you again. I'd do you all over again if I could. I really miss you spring vacation.
Love, James
I guess it's over. I woke up this morning, and you were gone. Left in the night. My bank account is lower for the money I spent on you. I gave you a week I'll never get back. My body is sore from doing you. Doing you on the trails, doing you in the yard, doing you in the garden. But I can't wait to do you again. I'd do you all over again if I could. I really miss you spring vacation.
Love, James
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Wild_Honey_66
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Dear Runs-Like-The-Wind,
I changed my mind. It is killing me after all.
This is what happens when you spoil me.
Hurry back, and bring a can opener.
Counting the days,
Your Kryptonite Curls
I changed my mind. It is killing me after all.
This is what happens when you spoil me.
Hurry back, and bring a can opener.
Counting the days,
Your Kryptonite Curls
Sensualdreamer
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Dear guy who could have been...
My heart hurts
You effectively ended anything we had by telling me "you've got so many amazing qualities, but I'm moving next month and I want someone to come into your life who can stay. That's what you deserve. Something way better than I can give." My heart hurts SO much right now the part that sucks is I know you felt the connection! You didn't deny it. I guess I can't fault you b/c you were honest, but regardless I hurt I would've waited for you, I would've tried, and it hurts knowing you didn't think I was worth trying for or the wait. Good luck finding the one you want, and know I'll always think of you affectionately - even though my heart is aching. 
My heart hurts
You effectively ended anything we had by telling me "you've got so many amazing qualities, but I'm moving next month and I want someone to come into your life who can stay. That's what you deserve. Something way better than I can give." My heart hurts SO much right now the part that sucks is I know you felt the connection! You didn't deny it. I guess I can't fault you b/c you were honest, but regardless I hurt I would've waited for you, I would've tried, and it hurts knowing you didn't think I was worth trying for or the wait. Good luck finding the one you want, and know I'll always think of you affectionately - even though my heart is aching.
Deprived_in_AZ
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Dear doctor,
I'm not a fucking kangaroo!!
Signed,
It fucking hurts like hell when you do that. Fuck.
I'm not a fucking kangaroo!!
Signed,
It fucking hurts like hell when you do that. Fuck.
DoRaMe
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Dear Jeez you can move!
Thank you for last night. It was so much fun and we get to do it again next week, for even longer! I was a bit sore this morning, but it was totally worth it.
Glad I met you,
The woman you are teaching.
(translation:
Dear Belly Dance teacher,
Thank you for the class ~ I am not only taking it on Thurs from 8 to 9 but also signing up for the 6 to 7 class ~ my back and legs were a bits sore.
Your student)
Thank you for last night. It was so much fun and we get to do it again next week, for even longer! I was a bit sore this morning, but it was totally worth it.
Glad I met you,
The woman you are teaching.
(translation:
Dear Belly Dance teacher,
Thank you for the class ~ I am not only taking it on Thurs from 8 to 9 but also signing up for the 6 to 7 class ~ my back and legs were a bits sore.
Your student)
Oakheart
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Dear Jeez you can move!
Thank you for last night. It was so much fun and we get to do it again next week, for even longer! I was a bit sore this morning, but it was totally worth it.
Glad I met you,
The woman you are teaching.
(translation:
Dear Belly Dance teacher,
Thank you for the class ~ I am not only taking it on Thurs from 8 to 9 but also signing up for the 6 to 7 class ~ my back and legs were a bits sore.
Your student)
Dear X
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