Dear X

[BradBigBrain]

They expect you to go for their balls

They don't expect you to go for their throat.

Also their knees.

Takes very little force to break a knee.

FYI I have three sons that want to make sure their mom can kick ass if needed.

This is the best post evah!

 

[sereneone4u]

This is the best post evah!

Why thank you, kind mister.

 

[Miles Long]

Dear The Balls,

Hang in there. Right there.

Miles

 

[Thandi]

Dear The Balls,

Hang in there. Right there.

Miles

Little lower than the other, and everything's alright.

 

[The_Fool]

Dear Mr. Rental Car Guy,

I am not sure what to say about renting me a Prius. Especially when you just rented me that really nice Tahoe. Tomorrow will be interesting. I wonder if I will end up feeling like a tree hugger. Too bad there is such a harsh charge for smoking in those cars. I would so light up a cigar or six.

Regards,

just call me stud muffin

 

[livnmylife]

Dear Needs Professional Help,

Well you finally pushed me to throw you out my life. You can not call , text or e/mail me.
Have a good life.

Sincerely,
Done With You

 

[smallgirl]

Dear You,

You really suck. To accuse me, then you do what you accused me of? Then to automatically lie about it before you knew I had caught you red-handed? Seriously?

Yes, the way I caught you was sneaky, and under-handed. BUT! If you had not been doing wrong I would not have had to resort to such tactics. I knew there was more to the story when you accused me of it. If you had just been honest with me? I would have understood. I am a pretty understanding kind of person. People fuck up. It's that plain and simple. We all fuck up.

But don't do DARE accuse me of something I am not doing then you turn around and do it and lie to me about it? Guess what that means? Ejection from my life. Goodbye. Yes, I am hurt, but I am starting to get really pissed...and that is a wonderful thing.

Goodbye to a use to be friend. I hope karma finds you soon.

Me

 

[badjanus]

Dear You,

Fancy a glass of wine? Maybe two?

Another me

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear You Will Know I Mean You,

I wash my hands of you.

Sincerely,

Tired of the games you play.

 

[raiguy]

Dear posters above me,

Care to join me for a drink after this long day?

The guy nicknamed rai

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear posters above me,

Care to join me for a drink after this long day?

The guy nicknamed rai

dear rai,

Sure!

What shall we have?

Surprise me.

Poster above you.

 

[raiguy]

dear rai,

Sure!

What shall we have?

Surprise me.

Poster above you.

Dear poster above me again,

I'd say it would end up being something with vodka

Guy named Rai

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear driver who can't park between the lines...

I normally don't act bitchy towards people, but I made an exception for you. I noticed that you struggled parking inside the lines. In fact you parked so damned close to my vehicle that there was barely 10" of room for me to open my vehicle door. Granted I realize most men don't have boobs like a woman, but that doesn't give you the right to park how you want.
Unfortunately I took my frustration out on your vehicle...so the clearish glob on your windshield is where I spit on your car, and I hope that your windows were rolled up b/c I threw my leftover soda on your car too.

You're lucky I didn't slash your tires...me

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear "Dear X" thread,

The last view posts have brought the fun and the intrigue. Give yourself a gold star.

Me

 

[wyshes]

Dear Why....

Why do you have to do such stupid stuff that ends up costing more than it should??? Why do you have to talk constantly and have it on a repeat reel ??
Why can't i get a good cup of coffee ??
Why can't i find someone to understand me???

Person full of Questions

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear driver who can't park between the lines...

I normally don't act bitchy towards people, but I made an exception for you. I noticed that you struggled parking inside the lines. In fact you parked so damned close to my vehicle that there was barely 10" of room for me to open my vehicle door. Granted I realize most men don't have boobs like a woman, but that doesn't give you the right to park how you want.
Unfortunately I took my frustration out on your vehicle...so the clearish glob on your windshield is where I spit on your car, and I hope that your windows were rolled up b/c I threw my leftover soda on your car too.

You're lucky I didn't slash your tires...me

Dear self,

So glad I didn't park by her today!

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear winter,

If you could come and go this year without so much as a single snowflake sticking to the ground that would be awesome.
I will settle for pretty (light) snowfall. You know, the kind that I can watch from my window and be excited about.
Any more than that, then could you please keep it to those times where I'm not driving to and from my nightshifts.

Yours,
Watching the weekend forecast closely.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear X,

You won't manipulate me ever again.

Signed,
Tired of being used by a fairweather friend

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

Thank you for pushing me...every day. You settle for nothing less than my best. But you also allow me to make mistakes. You pick me up and make me try again.

May everyone have that kind of person in their life.

Signed,

Me

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

I am assuming your mother never taught you the proverbial "if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all". Let me introduce you to it.

Signed,
Caring less and less

 

[kimbalee]

Dear Opposing Hockey Team,

Thank you for scoring our only goal for us so we didn't have to go home with a big goose egg. That was very kind of you, and I appreciate it.

Pens Fan

~~~~~~

Dear Pens Team,

Really? You didn't want to play again today? Did you have too much fun time during the Olympics? Okay... I overlooked the 6-5 loss in OT on Thursday night, but giving up another 5 goals tonight?

*shaking my head*

Still in Your Corner, but Not Happy Tonight.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear doctor

Please do it right this time so I won't have to do it again and again and again!!

Grateful,
Ouchies

 

[availableslave2u]

dear ms,
please leave me alone. i would love to go one day without being in extreme pain. i'm tired of the pain pills. i'm tired of not having energy, because i don't sleep at night. i'm tired of falling because my balance is so off. i'm tired of having to use the cane everyday. how about if i do my best to quit worrying so much and try to keep my stress level down if you'll cut me some slack. i'd truly appreciate it.
as2u

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear relative...

You had a full time job w/ benefits that paid you MORE than minimum wage, that you willfully chose to quit. How fucking ignorant are you?! You were stupid to think that you were going to get hired on at the first place you applied at...and now you know you can't rest on your laurels alone!

You now bring your pathetic act to Facebook and want to know if there are local churches/charities that help pay rent/utilities. I'm sure there are, but why the hell should they help you?! You don't even go to church You don't deserve it! You weren't fired, you weren't laid off, your company didn't shut down...you QUIT thinking you were the schizz and now you've discovered that your "skills" mean jack shit!

You deserve nothing but to take a damned job at a fast food joint! It may be "beneath" you, but any one needing a full time job shouldn't be too proud to work fast food!

I need a full time job, but guess what? I'm not as ignorant as you are! You don't quit a job w/o having accepted an employment offer elsewhere! Your old boss is right...you're a dumbass!

Your much smarter niece...me

 

[GoldenBooty]

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