Dear X

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Santa,

I sent my list already. I will expect 6'7" of yummy under (okay maybe not UNDER) my tree on Christmas morning for me to "unwrap".

Don't disappoint me, Santa.

Signed,
Yes, Candy there is a Santa Claus.

I can give you 6-7"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can give you 6-7"

Woof!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Woof!

http://www.the-proper-pitbull.com/image-files/redpuppy.jpg

 

[lacandy]

I can give you 6-7"

Any day BBB...any day

 

[BradBigBrain]

Any day BBB...any day

Baby, the next time I'm in your nape of the woods, I'm taking you up on your offer.

 

[lacandy]

Baby, the next time I'm in your nape of the woods, I'm taking you up on your offer.

Looking forward to it

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Well-Endowed and Good-Looking to Boot,

You, my dear, could have been the fwb I was looking for... Handsome, well-equipped, and extremely skilled..

However, there's this little thing called "respect for others" to which you seem oblivious.

The pompous, alpha-male temperament you exude also kinda makes me want to throat-punch you.

My grandmother always told me that "beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone."

Armed with that knowledge, I'm sure the bounds of Hell won't even gnaw on you.

Signed,
Pity for you because I'm a great fuck..

 

[beachbaby179]

^^^ you go, girl!

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear "Friends",

(snip)

Signed,
Happy as I am Divorcee

P.S. And please quit telling me how much money they make - it won't help me overlook them posing with a deer head or their crazy random posts.

Dear Happy Divorcee,

What if I set you up with the guy who contacted me the other day? His profile pic was of a cooler full of dead fish. Sexy, right?

Just fine on my own thanks

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Happy Divorcee,

What if I set you up with the guy who contacted me the other day? His profile pic was of a cooler full of dead fish. Sexy, right?

Just fine on my own thanks

No, no....it seems there is plenty go around. Cooler of dead fish is ALL you. Besides, I have my hands full with "lots of children, more than one mother." So I'm good.

 

[Longtallhubby]

Dear Santa,

I sent my list already. I will expect 6'7" of yummy under (okay maybe not UNDER) my tree on Christmas morning for me to "unwrap".

Don't disappoint me, Santa.

Signed,
Yes, Candy there is a Santa Claus.

6'7 sounds like a tree! Do you have a thing for trees?

 

[CrimsonK]

Dear Well-Endowed and Good-Looking to Boot,

You, my dear, could have been the fwb I was looking for... Handsome, well-equipped, and extremely skilled..

However, there's this little thing called "respect for others" to which you seem oblivious.

The pompous, alpha-male temperament you exude also kinda makes me want to throat-punch you.

My grandmother always told me that "beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone."

Armed with that knowledge, I'm sure the bounds of Hell won't even gnaw on you.

Signed,
Pity for you because I'm a great fuck..

Nicely put!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear JJ,

Whhhhhy?!?! *cries*

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/collegefootball/jjwattohiostate.jpg



Signed,

crying MICHIGAN girl

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

I'm trying to find a way. It ain't easy.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear running coach,

(cue schmoozing)
First I want to start off by saying I think you're the best coach ever. Superhero star totally. Relentless in monitoring my workouts and making sure I'm a doing as I'm told. Yes, sometimes I sneak in extras when I probably should of pushed myself a little harder to begin with.
Shrugs shoulders. It happens.
My intake of calories, starting yesterday and I'm foreseeing it continuing through Saturday is ridiculously high. Like fucken seriously out of control! I've been (somewhat) good at evening them out between sweets, alcoholic beverages and healthish kinda-sorta foods. That's good, right?! :roll-eyes

Just wait, there's more. The treadmill and I have been playing some unruly and cruel head games to each other, which in turn has me limiting our time spent together. It's gotten a bit ugly at times. It's only been a few days since our nonspeaking has went on. I'm working through them. I'm off track! I need a few more days to sort out this dilemma and I'll be golden again. Pinky swear. So, I'm humbling requesting a Get Out of Jail Free card.

Sincerely yours,

Your wine drinking runner.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Happy Divorcee,

What if I set you up with the guy who contacted me the other day? His profile pic was of a cooler full of dead fish. Sexy, right?

Just fine on my own thanks

LMAO damn. Ladies I'm sorry you keep coming across these goons. I promise some of us are awesome.

 

[JennyNo1]

LMAO damn. Ladies I'm sorry you keep coming across these goons. I promise some of us are awesome.

Dear Mr. Awesome,

We KNOW that. That's what keeps us from despairing over the selection of what's available! (How far away are you, again?)

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear honeybee,

I was content being bitter and alone. Then you came along and ruined that.

If this is going where I think it is we are going to have SO much fun together.

Love,

Daddy

 

[Bookishleigh]

LMAO damn. Ladies I'm sorry you keep coming across these goons. I promise some of us are awesome.

Dear Mr. Awesome,

We KNOW that. That's what keeps us from despairing over the selection of what's available! (How far away are you, again?)

Actually, I'm not really that concerned what is out there. I have a little guy to focus on and now finding a job and just getting myself to a better place. Dating and men would just be a distraction from all that, and not a good one at that. I'll stick to my books. Just need my friends and family to accept all this and back the eff off!

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear X,

You're feeling better, you say?
Almost ready to go back to work, you say?
Game on.
Now I can get on with my life.
Sincerely,
Tired of all this and glad it's almost over.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Mr. Awesome,

We KNOW that. That's what keeps us from despairing over the selection of what's available! (How far away are you, again?)

Lol Houston, TX.

 

[lacandy]

6'7 sounds like a tree! Do you have a thing for trees?

Dear Wonderer...

Hmmmm...well I do like to climb him like a tree so there's that

Signed,

The Tree Hugger (and kisser, and well...)

 

[JennyNo1]

Lol Houston, TX.

Dear Not that far,

Ha....you're not safe! I did the monthly DFW to Houston run for 2 years!

Just up the road

 

[jameslewis]

Dear neighborhood cats;

find someplace else to keep your furry butts warm. I'd love to be the pussy magnet that the hood of my car seems to be, but your dirty pawprints are getting pretty old.

Better things to do than keep washing my car.

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear X...


Coulda just said something.