Dear X

[npanxx]

Dear X,

It's called snow, and it's on the ground and roads here for almost half the year.

You're in fucking Wisconsin, after all.

Take off the fucking Birkenstocks and learn how to operate that 4 wheel drive Subaru.


Sincerely,

An irritated commuter who knows how to drive

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear X,

I need a favor.

Signed,

My Y

 

[kendra1980]

xoxoxoxoxoxo

 

[NealJensen]

Dear X,

I need a favor.

Signed,

My Y

Dear Eden -

I believe the line of people willing to help forms to the right...

Signed,
Volunteers.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

I feel for you brother. I hope things are better for you in the upcoming year.

T

 

[daus42]

Dear X,

It's called snow, and it's on the ground and roads here for almost half the year.

You're in fucking Wisconsin, after all.

Take off the fucking Birkenstocks and learn how to operate that 4 wheel drive Subaru.


Sincerely,

An irritated commuter who knows how to drive

Merry X-Mass Grinch

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Volunteer,

Are you saying you curve to the right?


Signed,

Likes It Both Curved To The Left and Straight As Well

 

[NealJensen]

Dear Volunteer,

Are you saying you curve to the right?

Signed,
Likes It Both Curved To The Left and Straight As Well

Dear Likes It However -

That information can only be required by direct examination, I'm afraid. We run a classy volunteer organization over here on the right.

Signed,
"ooh, mysterious"

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear bitch who just walked out on a $40K+ a year job...

Really? You want to walk off in the middle of shift without even saying something beyond "I left and decided not to work here. ... I do not want to be contacted." WTF cunt?

Dazed trainer trying to figure things out.

- update: and three days later, you have the gall to as for your job back? LMAO!

 

[kendra1980]

xoxoxoxoxoxo

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

Why must you always question me? I have class tomorrow night. Why would I go up to school if I didn't have it? Ugh. You think I did 7 different documents for the fun of it? Fuck no. I did not have a great time trying to complete my final project.

I am so glad that you know so many other college students that are already on Christmas break. They got lucky that their schedules played out the way they did.

Go "work" late....I don't care.

I'm not in the mood to argue with you.....debate with you...or deal with your shit.

Signed,

Would you just fucking let me go get my education?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Sunshine......Hugs.

 

[Liplovinman]

Dear X,

It's not my norm to post in the forums, hasn't been for some time. But as you have probably guessed, I certain enjoy my time with you. You are a bright, carng an lovely individual, you speak your mind, but never without thought for how it might affect others. You are not critical, always friendly and seem to live by the edict of "do unto others".
As Christmas approaches, I wanted to thank you for proving that there is nothing wrong with being caring. The recent losses in the real world only underline how fragile life can be. Your tenderness with those around you and your stand on treating every one equally is only a testament to the size of your heart.
Taking a moment to say thank you, that you are appreciated and that no matter what, you have a friend.

 

[border_humper]

Dear Sleepyhead,
When are you going to wake up from your catnap?
B

 

[themilf]

Dear x,
There have been occasions when I would want to refer to you as an Idiot Savant ".
But by definition that presumes you have an extraordinary gift of one sort another.
So I think I'm safe in simply calling you an Idiot. But never to your face.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear full moon,

Cheese whiz but your force is strong today.

The Lunatic

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X

You're an asshat.

Love,

Your pain in the ass

 

[Sundayschild]

Dear X,

It's not my norm to post in the forums, hasn't been for some time. But as you have probably guessed, I certain enjoy my time with you. You are a bright, carng an lovely individual, you speak your mind, but never without thought for how it might affect others. You are not critical, always friendly and seem to live by the edict of "do unto others".
As Christmas approaches, I wanted to thank you for proving that there is nothing wrong with being caring. The recent losses in the real world only underline how fragile life can be. Your tenderness with those around you and your stand on treating every one equally is only a testament to the size of your heart.
Taking a moment to say thank you, that you are appreciated and that no matter what, you have a friend.

This is a post where I hope the recipient knows its for them...

 

[Story_Daddy]

Dear Friday,

Thanks.

ME

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Table next to us at lunch today,

My sincere apologies. The burrito did not sit well and it was just an unfortunate coincidence that I was sitting in a booth made of hardwood seats. When I decided I couldn't hold it in long enough I did my absolute best to just try and let it ease out quietly, but those damned hardwood booths were not going to allow that to happen.

Please accept my apology and try to understand that it wasn't my intention to have my asshole try to signal you in morse code. It was just as embarassingly awful for me sending out the distress signal as it was for you all to receive it. However I do not feel it was necessary for you to get up and change tables. I mean if I had to sit through the wafting ugliness of it, then I think you should have hunkered down and done the same.

Anyway, please accept my apology and those of my friends who were spitting out their drinks and drying their eyes from the laughter of it all. I didn't think it was as funny as they did.

Signed,

Asshole with a distress signal

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear Crazy Friend...

I'm sorry I cancelled on you. Sitting here alone makes me realize how stupid and inconsiderate I was. I hope you'll forgive me, I promise I'll make it up to you this summer.

Sincerely,
Crappy friend who promises to try harder

 

[Chaingun]

Dear me,

You are awesome, and I hope we're always together. I think you're funniest when you're drunk, but where you really shine is in your ability to hold you tongue when so many deserve a good beating. Good on ya, Bro.

Love,
DAVE

 

[Chaingun]

Awesome. I seem to have killed the thread. Yay me.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Thread Killer,

If you kill threads....if I let you near my ass, would you kill that too?


Signed,

Laughing Litster

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X

I thought surely I could get through 24 hrs without calling you an asshat again. Seriously, telling me you go clubbing everytime you take a business trip to NYC. Fuck you. I have the decency to keep that shit to myself. I love clubbing and no I'm not going to show you my valentines gift cause you wouldn't know what to do my ass.

The better half of ass