Dear X

[kendra1980]

Dear "don't you dare"

HA!

That is all.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear bank,
thank you for putting the payment that i made by phone to my credit card thru, even though it was an obvious mistake. no, no, i love that you think i somehow can come up with $20,000. it's nice that you have faith in me. i don't want to dare tell you how to run your business, but perhaps you'd want to contact a customer when an electronic payment comes in for $20,000 and the customer doesn't have $20,000 in their account. did you think i was going to surprise you and come in with the money? as soon as my money tree sprouts, i swear i will be in there. until then, use common sense please.
signed,
severely overdrawn customer

 

[BlueByrd]

Dear X,

I am blessed with the ability to kiss your hurt away...see you soon, little one...

Dear X...
You are and you did.

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

Yes I think of you often and miss how things were. Hope your doing well.

Signed ,

Simply Me

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Dear X writing Xs,

How glad I am to see that you two aren't eX anythings, but rather, very current.

*shoots cupid arrows are your (very likely) exposed tushies, if recent AVs are anything to go by*

Tag.

You're it (for forum chasey)

And to the XX of the pair of Xs, he's very lucky to have even a moment of your time. Be the exception to those stupid "thoughts" of his

And to the XY of the Xs, you're lucky to have even a moment of her time. Be nice. Or at least, pretend.


Happily chEEring you on,
A fellow exposed tushied one.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear bank,
thank you for putting the payment that i made by phone to my credit card thru, even though it was an obvious mistake. no, no, i love that you think i somehow can come up with $20,000. it's nice that you have faith in me. i don't want to dare tell you how to run your business, but perhaps you'd want to contact a customer when an electronic payment comes in for $20,000 and the customer doesn't have $20,000 in their account. did you think i was going to surprise you and come in with the money? as soon as my money tree sprouts, i swear i will be in there. until then, use common sense please.
signed,
severely overdrawn customer

dear credit card company,
thank you so very much for trying to get the $22,000 from my account again, even though i spent about an hour on the phone with you after the last time this happened a few days ago. no, no, i think it's wonderful that my day started out with a notice from my bank that i'm overdrawn $20,000. perhaps you felt that i didn't enjoy the experience enough the first time. trust me, i had oodles more fun this time. not only did i get to yell at your idiot customer service people and managers, but i got to call the bank and chew them a new asshole.

you're so generous to give me a whole $50 credit to my account for my inconvenience. my God, what will i do with all that money? i do admire your tenacity to go after what you think you want. too bad you don't realize that i still don't have $22,000 to give you. if i did, i would sure give it to you right away.

now, just so we understand each other, i meant what i said before i hung up. i am not paying you one fucking dime until this mess is cleared up and my blood pressure goes back down. i've also had the jackasses put a stop payment on my account so that you can't try to take any more money out of there. if they've pulled their heads out of their asses, like i told them they should, this stop payment will be in effect by tomorrow.

again, thanks for your shitty customer service. you'll be sure i'll recommend citicards to everyone. oh, and i'll certainly tell everyone i know to bank at chase, cause they believe that you'll just magically come up with $20,000, so they'll pay someone that amount, even if you don't have it.

have a wonderful day,
signed,
delighted to be dealing with citicards and chase

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

If you're not going to help then get the heck out of the way!!

Signed,

Responsible for it all as usual

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Dear X,

I am not interested in being drawn into your drama, I have enough of my own to deal with without having to be involved in yours.

You refuse to listen even though you want advice, refuse to change what you know needs to be changed and want me to sort things out for you which I will not do and I have told you this numerous times.

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

Thanks for the inspiration.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[gadgetman]

Dear X,

Playing the number and word games with you is such fun. Thanks you for helping me chase away my demons at night. I just can't help smile when you are around...

Respectfully yours,
Gm

 

[Morrigu]

Dear X

No I don't regret a thing!

Me

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

Really? Do you really think you know more about this subject than I do? I, who have handled it for years and years without any input from you? Now you have to handle it by yourself for the first time and you are going to talk over me to explain how you THINK it works..... I don't think so.

Signed,

Thanks again for driving me to insaneness

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

Porn on Valentines Day you say?

~alrighty

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear X,
I wore the stockings you like, today.
-Trollop

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Dear X,

Really? Do you really think you know more about this subject than I do? I, who have handled it for years and years without any input from you? Now you have to handle it by yourself for the first time and you are going to talk over me to explain how you THINK it works..... I don't think so.

Signed,

Thanks again for driving me to insaneness

Dear XX,

If you decide to walk instead of drive, don't forget to drop breadcrumbs so you can find the way back.

HTH

Signed,
XY

 

[Wings27]

Dear X,

WHY did you start this, why did you contact me, make me think so hard about myself and what I believe in and then drop a bomb so big I'm not sure I can survive it? Was this some sort of game to you? Dammit. You are so not worth this, so not worth me beating myself up. This time it ISN'T me, it truly is you. So thanks anyway for showing me what you're made of so soon. It saved me from breaking my own rules. So yes, thanks for that.

Signed,
Hopeful, not stupid.

 

[Apryl]

Dear X,

Thanks for sending that interesting challenge

 

[1gr8tlady]

Dear X,
I am glad you are happy and smiling.. You deserve it. Keep smiling it looks so good on you..

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

This is harder than I thought.

Me

 

[teknight]

Dear abs,
What the hell? Now you decide to hurt while working out? Seriously?

That workout wiped me out.
Sincerely,
The guy wishing you were a 6 pack (either 6 pack of abs, or of beer )

 

[Wings27]

Dear X,

I miss you more than I thought possible. I suppose that should scare the holy crap out of me but it really doesn't.

Signed,
Me

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Dear X

I give up, you will never be invited to my house ever again. A normal person would never rip their family off and steal from them and just take but never give.

I will be coming to see you and I will be making you pay for what you have done this time.

 

[sexysecrets]

dear X



you're an idiot.

Love,
me.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

I know you hated it but if it makes you feel any better, they were not bought with you in mind.

Signed,
I will enjoy them immensely anyway

 

[Morrigu]

Dear x

Why when I feel really sleepy do you decide to wrestle with me, tangle around me.

Yours

Sick of duvet wrestling this eve