Dear X

[kendra1980]

Dear Ali


That movie was awful, but the popcorn was good.



Wish you were there, we'd have had a frozen coke and enjoyed watching the Mayor enjoy it

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear K
you didnt invite me




im glad you enjoyed the popcorn,,,too bad 'bout the movie



i 'ad fun cleaning house

 

[kendra1980]

dear K
you didnt invite me




im glad you enjoyed the popcorn,,,too bad 'bout the movie



i 'ad fun cleaning house

Dear Don't need an invitation...EVER

After the movie we walked up to the big screen and stood in front of it, it was HUGE, and we made puppet animals and laughed at our shadows.

I liked that part.

If you have fun cleaning the house, I'd like to invite you to move in.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Don't need an invitation...EVER

After the movie we walked up to the big screen and stood in front of it, it was HUGE, and we made puppet animals and laughed at our shadows.

I liked that part.

If you have fun cleaning the house, I'd like to invite you to move in.

invitations are always in order
move in?
well,,,,perhaps,,,all depends on WHERE and WHO is around
i dont like sweeping,,,,everything else is ok

 

[kendra1980]

invitations are always in order
move in?
well,,,,perhaps,,,all depends on WHERE and WHO is around
i dont like sweeping,,,,everything else is ok

I'll remember to invite you to everything then...I'm more the open door to friends type, but you likes it proper...proper it is.

The WHO and the WHERE will soon change, but wherever I am, you can always be. We'll not sweep, but make yummy things to eat, watch movies, and sing loudly to all those songs you post

I'm thinking that could be fun.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I'll remember to invite you to everything then...I'm more the open door to friends type, but you likes it proper...proper it is.

The WHO and the WHERE will soon change, but wherever I am, you can always be. We'll not sweep, but make yummy things to eat, watch movies, and sing loudly to all those songs you post

I'm thinking that could be fun.

just that southern girl in me that likes it proper


who and where is of the upmost importance
let us NOT sweep but make cupcakes and drink wine and sing
we can always hire someone to sweep

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear women of New York,

As I said a few months back, thank you. Though I was once again giving a tour of part of your fair city and had to keep my plans in order, the warm day provided much eye enjoyment of the less architectural and historical kind.

Despite the warm weather, some of you were kind enough to remember that I liked when you wore boots. The skirts or tightly cropped jean shorts made things all the more memorable.

Also, was it merely my male imagination (and ego), or were more of you being a bit more friendly towards me? Was it my semi-bright orange shirt, my confident strides as I gave my tour or my semi-longish hair whipping about in the breezes? Whatever the case, you didn't seem to have the typical New York attitude and it was much appreciated.

Along those same lines, to the woman on the PATH car as we headed back to Hoboken, how many glances at me were you going to give before saying something? You think I didn't see you looking at me every five seconds? I know you were looking at me because I was the only male in the back of the car a mere fifteen feet from you. If you wanted to say something, even though I was with a small group, you could have done so as we waited on the platform at Grove St. I know it's cliché, but I don't bite (unless you ask me to ), but I do enjoy nibbling.

I realize it seems like I'm rambling, but every time I visit your city it brings me joy not only because I'm away from the urine-soaked hell hole that is my city (ok, you have some urine-soaked places of your own to deal with), but I get to see the whole pantheon of the female world wearing nearly every conceivable outfit known to mankind. I try my best not to be a typical tourist and stare as we pass on the streets, but it is difficult not to.

In closing, and to try and recover some dignity, thank you again. If, in April or May, you should see someone carrying a small handful of papers, and possibly a tourist map, gesticulating at the architecture or giving a description of some historical event to a very small group of people, you've probably found me. Please, and I can't emphasize this enough, introduce yourself. It's not that I'm shy and can't do it, but giving a tour makes it difficult to do so. Besides, you get enough oggling and comments for the men in your city, you don't need some tour guide doing the same.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Friend of Mine,

While we are lunching today I am going to tell you it all...from the beginning, you will know of him, of our plans for the next few months, and you will be part of that.

I know you will listen with an understanding heart. You always do. I know you will want me happy, you always have. I do hope you understand that what I do, I do for me. I know it is going to cause others to gasp and wonder, but I do not want YOU to wonder. I want you to cheer me on, knowing that finally I do something for me and not everyone else. Well...one someone else

So hold my hand, smile that beauteous smile at me...tell me you hope hard for us, and then lets just relax and enjoy each other as we always do. I do believe Louise would share her bedroom at the house with you. I think you will like her.

~I am blessed you are part of my world.

 

[GoldenGams]

Dear Skating Co-Worker,

I did not appreciate you yelling across the office for me to pick up a vendor's call. Your little AAS in Management does not make you the boss of me. I have no idea what you've got our boss smoking to get away with half the crap you pull, but I guarantee you that when I am gone for good that routine will get old fast. (Your sister is as useless (and getting as pudgy) as you are.)


Dear Nosy Co-Worker,

My work has gotten plenty of recognition without your help. Mind your own damn business.

 

[sirgary]

Dear X,

Is this a string?....am I suppose to hold it and let you string me along?...is that it?...


I will have to check the rule book but I am sure it isn't suppose to work this way..


Here's your string back...you're a smart girl, I'm sure you can figure out another way to get what you want..

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Dear Lister,

I just dont get it and I am not going to try to. I would confront you but would only get bull shit and excuses. You would never get why what you did tonight was wrong. (sending me porn in IM)

You also dont get that I am not stupid. Funny that even the very few times we have talked over the past several months, that it is very much noticed that NO MATTER WHAT, some how, it comes down to something sexual.

You ask me to "say hi" every now and then, but when I did that half the time I was ignored. But not when you thought sex would be part of the convo, huh? Do you think you are clever or that you are just more savy than me and that I wont figure shit out?

Call it "running away" for whatever you want but I am just done. I dont need it and realized a while ago, I never did. I tried to be friends but no more.

Just remember how unreasonably demanding I was and you will stop trying to talk to me.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Mr. "Boss" man,

No?!? You want to talk about "Corporate Values"?
You want to talk about "Mission Statements?"

Come on, mental masturbation, like real masturbation, is lots of fun, but not very productive.

Let's quick the BS and just get back to work.

Signed,
I'll be here long after you're gone...

 

[GoldenGams]

Babe,

Your time is winding up. If I don't hear from you soon, I'll have to move to the next person in line. I don't really want to ...

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear One Who Must Always Be Right...

no, I take that back...

To: The One Who Must Always Be Right

You dare to call me a liar? When you know better? Is it so important to your ego that you always be right even if you have to hurt and destroy to be so?

I try to keep my contempt from growing as I do not like that part of myself, however it is becoming harder and harder. Do not confess your love for me in one breath and then offend my character in the next... it just doesn't work that way.

From: The One Who Has Had Enough

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Next Few Weeks,

I am going to be on the emotional roller coaster of a life time. Please go by at a pace that will not make me feel pressured, and not rushed.

Thank you.




Dear New Neighbors,

No, I am not blonde or short...but I love him like you can't believe, or maybe you can...we need to keep the windows shut

~Sorry

 

[burn_it]

dear boy toy,

Let's make this official, it's been almost a year off and on

 

[Cratchit]

dear X




wow, really?? ....really????



signed,

amused

 

[betty321]

Dear One Who Must Always Be Right...

no, I take that back...

To: The One Who Must Always Be Right

You dare to call me a liar? When you know better? Is it so important to your ego that you always be right even if you have to hurt and destroy to be so?

I try to keep my contempt from growing as I do not like that part of myself, however it is becoming harder and harder. Do not confess your love for me in one breath and then offend my character in the next... it just doesn't work that way.

From: The One Who Has Had Enough

So well said newbiebabe

To Mr X,
Your loss is my gain, I have my freedom, my joy, my future and my life back. To every cloud there is a silver lining and I've found my silver lining. My life is just beginning as yours lurches slowly to it's end. How I love the Rainbows as they remind me of all the beauty, colour and joy to be found in life when we seek it and how I love to be able to see and feel the Rainbows again
From The one who got away

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pitbull on the Phone Today,

You said some things I do need to consider, and I have talked them over with my darling...I'm still thinking.

I am feeling safe, not rushed, and that everything will be ok because of our call. I am glad I got the push I needed to get yesterday...I am glad I got the advice that you were one of the best pitbulls in the bidness...and well, things are again looking up.

Onward and upward, eh?
~ Glad to have some time with the answer man







Dear Man who Could Say, "I told you so" but Did Not,

I am breathing easier, happier and feel a good deal brighter. Yesterday, phew, thank goodness that day is over, eh?

~Rounding third, and heading for HOME as fast as I can.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Man who Could Say, "I told you so" but Did Not,

I am breathing easier, happier and feel a good deal brighter. Yesterday, phew, thank goodness that day is over, eh?

~Rounding third, and heading for HOME as fast as I can.

Sometimes, sweetheart, it's better to listen to the professionals.

 

[wv_spice_78]

dear got me in knots,

i have no clue what to do in this situation. i dont have the greatest feeling about it either. it saddens me because i think it will soon be over and you dont have the words to say it. thank you and i wish you nothing but the best. i guess i just said it for you huh?

letting you go no matter how much it hurts me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,
altho I am sorry you are hurting....I can't help but feel sorry that your loss is my gain.

~thankful

 

[availableslave2u]

dear x,
good luck today. i will be waiting to hear the outcome.
me

 

[thinking_theo]

Dear X,

I fantasized about you again - it was most enjoyable.

Theo

 

[Morrigu]

Dear x

If I want my world turned upside down I'll do it myself.

Yours, standing on my head