Dear X

[availableslave2u]

dear trust,
please don't stay away as long as the last time. realize that not everyone is like that. come hang out with me again and i promise not to do anything stupid for awhile. i've learned my lesson.
me

 

[Rosemaryythyme]

Dear X

your contract states that you pay me before i start working on this project. Please stop calling and seeing how "things are going" until i receive payment.

Sincerely,
Pissed off

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear X

your contract states that you pay me before i start working on this project. Please stop calling and seeing how "things are going" until i receive payment.

Sincerely,
Pissed off

I'm sorry, Ive never been with an escort before...i didnt know the rules.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Arty....

I'M EXCITED~~~~

I love you Bo Bo

 

[Rosemaryythyme]

I'm sorry, Ive never been with an escort before...i didnt know the rules.

i'll forgive you this ONE time...

after that no dice

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear athletically inclined woman at the grocery store,

The fact that you were shorter than me, considering I'm on the shorter side of things, was nice.

The fact that you were wearing an outfit which looked like you were going to do some jogging and showed off your trim form was also nice.

But did you have to go twirling your chestnut ponytail as I stood beside you? Was that a subtle hint I should have said something or were you, like I do from time to time, simply playing with your hair?

It was hard to judge since I hate being "that guy", but I was the only guy in the entire aisle and you did it at the exact moment I came up beside you. And how did you know I like ponytails anyway?

Next time, plow into me as unless I'm involved with someone, I don't take hints too well. Kick me in the ass if you have to.

Sincerely,

The Happy Grocery Shopper

 

[Rosemaryythyme]

Dear athletically inclined woman at the grocery store,

The fact that you were shorter than me, considering I'm on the shorter side of things, was nice.

The fact that you were wearing an outfit which looked like you were going to do some jogging and showed off your trim form was also nice.

But did you have to go twirling your chestnut ponytail as I stood beside you? Was that a subtle hint I should have said something or were you, like I do from time to time, simply playing with your hair?

It was hard to judge since I hate being "that guy", but I was the only guy in the entire aisle and you did it at the exact moment I came up beside you. And how did you know I like ponytails anyway?

Next time, plow into me as unless I'm involved with someone, I don't take hints too well. Kick me in the ass if you have to.

Sincerely,

The Happy Grocery Shopper

I'm sorry! next time i promise to bodily throw myself on you...
would that work?!

 

[someoneyouknow]

I'm sorry! next time i promise to bodily throw myself on you...
would that work?!

That would be a perfectly acceptable way of notifying me that yes, you are interested. That would leave no doubt as to whether you were merely playing with your ponytail, or were offering me the chance to do so.

 

[msmaggie]

Dear feet and knees,

Ok, so I should not have tried that glider machine. Or the other one. I'll stay off you today, but please stop hurting. I don't want to be sitting on my ass all weekend.

me

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,
could slap you from here to tomorrow right now!
stop being silly moo, you bint. please.
me

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

It's your eyes that keep me coming back.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[availableslave2u]

dear awful selfish bitch going out with my good friend,
how dare you get an abortion without talking to him. and to do it when he's out of town is so low and so crass, it's beyond words.

in a way, it's a blessing. you're an immature bitch and he doesn't need you in his life. you're an alcoholic, drug addict and i'm sure you've done both since you found out you were pregnant.

the part that sucks is even though he knows you wouldn't have taken care of yourself and quit drinking and doing drugs for 9 months, he was still excited about being a father. he was reading books and everything.

i hope you're proud of yourself. i hope you're happy. you're a skank and you will always be one.
signed,
hurting for my friend.

 

[newbiebabe]

dear awful selfish bitch going out with my good friend,
how dare you get an abortion without talking to him. and to do it when he's out of town is so low and so crass, it's beyond words.

in a way, it's a blessing. you're an immature bitch and he doesn't need you in his life. you're an alcoholic, drug addict and i'm sure you've done both since you found out you were pregnant.

the part that sucks is even though he knows you wouldn't have taken care of yourself and quit drinking and doing drugs for 9 months, he was still excited about being a father. he was reading books and everything.

i hope you're proud of yourself. i hope you're happy. you're a skank and you will always be one.
signed,
hurting for my friend.

Wow.. I am so sorry for your friend. {{hugs}}

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Powers that Be.

Thank you, you know what for.

~One very happy girl

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Dear friends

I love you all and I hope we can all have a safe and beautiful life.

 

[cookiejar]

Dear lady in my PM box -

Thank you for confirming what I always thought. They treated me like shit and then played innocent when I commented. They made me feel unwelcome but did it so slickly that I was always the villian. Of course it was always 3 or 4 against just me. They may have fooled some but now I know I'm not the only one they froze out.

Much happier tonight

Cookie

 

[knuckingfutz]

Dear X
Please for the love of God just leave us alone. I pray you find happiness, but find it somewhere else. I am done, finished, through, over it. Don't make me change my fucking name!!!

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

It's getting closer.

Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X1,

I don't think you are working effectively, and so it is time for me to trade you in for something better.

I hope it works better than you ever did.

~hates percocet




Dear X2,

I love you. All of you. Lazy Saturday mornings with you are delightful...always.

~ Loves you

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

It has been months.... MONTHS! Why now?

Signed,
Leave the scab in place

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. I know you understand.

Me

 

[border_humper]

.....

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Legal Authority,

Please, please, please inform me I don't have to wait any longer.

You don't know how happy that will make two people.

~hoping for good news

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Ridiculous Being ~ (and this is NOT to the person who probably thinks it is to him)

Again, and just because it feels good to say, "get over yourself."

You aren't all that...pretty on the outside but flawed in the center will never market well. Just saying.

~

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear person who lives in a glass house
yeah
stop throwing those stones




clever?
uhhh no