Dear X

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Woman,

You lie there and stew about things you can't possibly fix. You were never in a position to fix that and certainly it's not possible now at all.

But things that would help us that you could do? You never seem to worry about those at all.

Signed,
Maybe you do and I just don't know it

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Ulta...

you tried to lure me with all sorts of goodies, but I resisted temptaion. I was victorious.





Dear Local Garden Center

You tried to lure me with all sorts of goodies...and succeeded admirably.

Job well done

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

We have much to catch up on

Signed

Me

 

[taborgirl]

Dear Cat,

I can't believe you threw up on my bed. That's just disgusting.

Signed,
A Very Upset Human

 

[RyanBlack]

Pengy:

I like the stuff you bring to the party. And no - that's not a RyanBlack comment either. Plus you have a great sense of music -- very great sense. Now just one minor correction oh breakfast-spread thigh guy -- it's IRONED Ass the ED is important. See -- while hard -- it is flat. And -- WAIT WAIT -- this has gotten so pervy not even I can stand it.

Think I'll go pour a few cocktails -- mostly for me.

Your Friendly, Neighborhood, Ironed-Bottom Bouncer

hmmmmmmmm you two slutty boys are soooooooooooooooo busted!!!

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear X -- you are so full of shit, you can't even keep your stories straight. you tell everyone a different story. you make up stories to tell others for sympathy. you are totally fucked in the head.

wishing you would fall of the face of the earth litster

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear ex x
thought of you today
dont miss you........but i remember this song as us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear X

Know that I have had you on my mind more than you can imagine.. .. and not complaining.. Miss you lots.. and we will have much to catch up on.. and a lot of time to make up from being apart.. I will return from Japan in few days..

Miss you lots.. xxxxoooo

you know who..

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear rude ass fucker
didnt anyone tell you to NOT be rude to people who are making your food???????????

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Madonna

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. *shudder*

Me.

 

[fathom7]

Dear Bank of America:

I want to thank you again for your repeated stupidity. I know -- how can I expect anything less. This time your lack of awareness has cost me nothing though.

Yeah I finally got through to you on the replacement checks and since I am such a "valued customer" you sent them out via 2nd day air and they didn't cost me anything. They came just in time too. Nice work. Of course a new check register would have been nice but -- I am sure in your haste that was not something you had time to think about. Oh yeah -- it's automated packaging and all. Hmmm. Well anyway thanks.

Now for the second thank you -- a week later -- yes yesterday -- along comes a box in the mail from -- guess who -- you idiots. Guess what it is? Another set of replacement checks. Yippee. The best part is that these are the same check numbers you sent out the FAST way the previous week. I must be so valued that you think having checks with the same numbers is somehow more convenient for me. Well, guess what -- I'm gonna use them. All of them. Alternating from one pack to the other so that hopefully you guys get thoroughly confused. I won't since at least this second batch has a register in it so I can keep track of where check number 1451 went as opposed to where check number 1451 went. Good luck with that.

Sincerely,

Head-shaking -- VALUED CUSTOMER

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,
I read your email and I cried.

I don't have words to describe how I feel for you and your family. My heart leaps to you all.

But taking under the consideration how we started off, I am not sure what to say and how can I help, without confusing things even more, without sounding manipulative, without mixing the two worlds we live together.

I don't have pitty for you, I definitely don't- you writing 'it' in the mail didn't change anything about how I thought or felt about you and what has happened.

I promised reply tonight and I, honestly, don't know what to write.

Part of me hopes you will sneak in here and see that

Part of me thinks we need to have cup of tea and a face to face chat. Part of me still doesn't trust you and other part of me would... in a heart beat.

Me

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear Mr. Party Pooper Bouncer,

PPPPPPBBBBBBBLLLLLTTTTTTT!!!! That's all. Didn't want to do that where we are supposed to be all prim and proper like.



Signed,

A completely inebriated tequila drinker.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Whingebag

We live in a democracy. I excercised my democratic right not to vote. If there was one party with policies I agreed with or that I trusted then of course I would vote for them, by choosing not to play eenie meenie minie mo does not mean I have 'wasted' my vote. It is my democratic right to not vote for someone with values and policies I abhor.

Eyethangewe.

Bored With Being Asked If I've Voted Yet Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

Please stop being such a fucking bitch so I won't have to punch you right in the fucking throat.

Kthxbai.

 

[RyanBlack]

Dear X,

Please stop being such a fucking bitch so I won't have to punch you right in the fucking throat.

Kthxbai.

hiya loli pop

 

[Lorilei]

hiya loli pop

Hey there, snickerdoodle!

 

[Jaelen]

Dear X

Please don't be like a nagging frigging grandmother



Don't be personal

 

[RyanBlack]

Hey there, snickerdoodle!

I am still bumming that you have two copy cat alts and there still isnt a ryan black one

Im really feeling neglected and unimportant!

 

[Lorilei]

I am still bumming that you have two copy cat alts and there still isnt a ryan black one

Im really feeling neglected and unimportant!

Awwwwww. Well, you're important to ME, doesn't that count for something?

 

[Jaelen]

I am still bumming that you have two copy cat alts and there still isnt a ryan black one

Im really feeling neglected and unimportant!

Dear Ryan,

Please check the members list and you'd find out that lorilei13 is also a copy cat alt.

Be smart. Check before commenting. Use your head and not your heart.

 

[RyanBlack]

Dear Ryan,

Please check the members list and you'd find out that lorilei13 is also a copy cat alt.

Be smart. Check before commenting. Use your head and not your heart.

LOL

silly

I know LOLI pop

have met her and know the pic is of her

and i know she likes chocolate

 

[Lorilei]

LOL

silly

I know LOLI pop

have met her and know the pic is of her

and i know she likes chocolate

Mmmmmm, chocolate. Syrup, preferably.

 

[RyanBlack]

Awwwwww. Well, you're important to ME, doesn't that count for something?

why thank you ma am

but still would be nice to be copy catted and mocked a little like other people get to be


maybe Im too extreme to start with ??? how does one "take it up a notch" when Im already way past the stop mark??

 

[Lorilei]

why thank you ma am

but still would be nice to be copy catted and mocked a little like other people get to be


maybe Im too extreme to start with ??? how does one "take it up a notch" when Im already way past the stop mark??

You make an excellent point.