Dear X

[Jaelen]

LOL

silly

I know LOLI pop

have met her and know the pic is of her

and i know she likes chocolate

Good. My "war" days on the GB are over a long time ago. Usernames are not patented. It is not a concern of mine whether a person's pic is genuine or not.

Enjoy posting and let's have peace on this forum.

 

[RyanBlack]

Good. My "war" days on the GB are over a long time ago. Usernames are not patented. It is not a concern of mine whether a person's pic is genuine or not.

Enjoy posting and let's have peace on this forum.

s okay with me

I just feel slighted is all

 

[Jaelen]

s okay with me

I just feel slighted is all

I'd feel honored if someone called himself Jaelen2. But anybody can use the name Jaelen, 'cos it is a recognised Christian name.

 

[DiscoLarlie]

Dear only girl I ever kissed (who was also my bestfriend, who is now filled with the love of jesus),

Okay, seriously, go to a better school that the comunity college in HELL! I know you want to be close to your church but God helps those who help themselves. go somewhere better. I know things were never right with us, and it's still super weird, but go to a better school! GO!

<3
the first girl you ever kissed (who stole your boyfriend, who strayed you in your walk with god, who almost died)

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Whingebag

We live in a democracy. I excercised my democratic right not to vote. If there was one party with policies I agreed with or that I trusted then of course I would vote for them, by choosing not to play eenie meenie minie mo does not mean I have 'wasted' my vote. It is my democratic right to not vote for someone with values and policies I abhor.

Eyethangewe.

Bored With Being Asked If I've Voted Yet Me

Afternoon foxy have you voted yet

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Motivation,

Where have you gone? Just because the weather is beautiful does NOT mean I can drop all my deadlines and go out to play! You've abandoned me just when I was getting used to having you back. Do not let Ms. Procrastination drive you away. I never loved her, not in all these years. I just can't end that particular relationship. The bitch won't let me go! Please understand!

I'm willing to offer bribes and, if necessary, sexual favors. Bring Inspiration and Creative Spark and we'll have an ORGY! I'm on my knees here, baby. Be good to me.

Desperately Yours,
RF, the lazy

 

[fathom7]

Dear Cable Company:

I know it's not your fault -- it never is. However you need to know that the reason I don't use my e-mail account that ends in dot YOUR COMPANY NAME it's because of the last time I tried to and the horror ensued.

Remember? I had a challenge with retrieving my e-mail into my e-mail application. Sure I am one of the 20% of your "subscribers" (which by the way is such a polite term for suckers) that uses a Mac. The standard Mail program does it for me on my Mac -- always has. Now -- remember what happened was that I couldn't seem to connect to get the e-mail from your service. This after carefully checking all the settings at least half a dozen times. So I called. Your technician -- who I actually reached pretty quickly -- went through his script and finally said -- well it must be something to do with the application and therefore is Apple's problem. OK

So I called Apple and when I got to their technician (actually took a little longer) the moment I mentioned your company's name his response was "Yeah -- we get that all the time." So now neither of you are at fault and only one of you is. However, the Apple technician told me what to tell YOU and after two more calls to your "support" line I got a technician who was willing to go "off-script" and listen to what I had to say. The result was a reset password from YOU -- which I didn't bother to change because -- well the reliability of your service is sketchy at best. Problem solved even though I never get anything aside from crap from you through this account.

Now, just about exactly one year later to the day -- my retrieving e-mail from you clowns has shut down again. Sadly I cannot delete the account because you assholes are nearly hard wired into the system and the account just won't go away. I am not going to play the blame game with you again nor do I even want to call you to move the service to my soon to be new address. If I had a completely viable option at the same speed from somewhere else I would use it. I am going to satellite for TV and totally mobile for phone service but I guess I still have to keep the coaxial umbilical in order to get the speed I need for the stuff I do on-line. Just stop sending me e-mails -- I can't get them nor do I want them.

Sincerely,

Cutting the Cable Litster

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear X

So wishing we were in bed together right now.. so many loving and devilish things we would be doing....

You know who..

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Motivation,

Where have you gone? Just because the weather is beautiful does NOT mean I can drop all my deadlines and go out to play! You've abandoned me just when I was getting used to having you back. Do not let Ms. Procrastination drive you away. I never loved her, not in all these years. I just can't end that particular relationship. The bitch won't let me go! Please understand!

I'm willing to offer bribes and, if necessary, sexual favors. Bring Inspiration and Creative Spark and we'll have an ORGY! I'm on my knees here, baby. Be good to me.

Desperately Yours,
RF, the lazy

I hope it comes back

 

[fathom7]

Dear god:

Yeah, it's me again and the lack of a capital letter is to let you know this time I mean business.

You give what it is you believe we can handle. That's fine but sometimes you seem to forget that others around those who get these "gifts" are affected to. Today, today please be that kind an benevolent being you are. There is someone who is affected by what is happening to another who is very close. Somewhere in that benevolence of yours you can surely find the understanding of this. Your decisions are final and all that -- but this time, I asking please -- keep one of these precious beings whole while easing the world that the other has now found themselves in. They both will benefit from this and I know with metaphysical certainty that the younger of them will be amazingly grateful. Be gentle dear God in your deliveries today -- especially to these two gentle beings under your charge. Thanks be to you.

 

[theravenfox]

I hope it comes back

Thanks honey! It comes and goes on pretty days like this!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Fucktards,

No really...you are an adult. And I mean, not just 18 and legal.
A bone-fide adult. Get your shit together. Quit pissing around, wasting my time and especially yours.
Either fish or cut bait.
Shit or get off the pot.
Lead follow or get out of the way.
Because really? Honest? I hate having to be the bad guy. I do it. In fact, I'm told I do it well. But I don't enjoy it. So give me a break. Be your own bad guy.

Signed,
Not Happy Bad Guy

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

You have been on my mind .......The emails didint help at all ya know

Signed

Me

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,

come on!

Me

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear drivers who drive right at the speed limit in the left lane:

Move the fuck over.

Thanks,
Believer that speed limits are guidelines

 

[janeyl]

Dear drivers who drive right at the speed limit in the left lane:

Move the fuck over.

Thanks,
Believer that speed limits are guidelines

Dear believer,

I lost my licence for 6 months for persistant speeding...

Just be careful out there,

Jail bird if i get any more

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear believer,

I lost my licence for 6 months for persistant speeding...

Just be careful out there,

Jail bird if i get any more

Dear Jail Bird,

Sorry about that loss of licence...I always feel the need for speed.

Would join you in jail!

 

[janeyl]

Dear Jail Bird,

Sorry about that loss of licence...I always feel the need for speed.

Would join you in jail!

Dear fellow inmate,

Me too-had to lighten my right foot considerably...

I'll take the top bunk

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear fellow inmate,

Me too-had to lighten my right foot considerably...

I'll take the top bunk

Dear Likes to be on top,

You on top sounds good to me.

Sorry you had to slow down.

 

[msmaggie]

Dear believer,

I lost my licence for 6 months for persistant speeding...

Just be careful out there,

Jail bird if i get any more

Dear no license to drive Lister,

Now how you gonna show me the sights?

Waiting at least 6 months to visit Lister...

 

[janeyl]

Dear no license to drive Lister,

Now how you gonna show me the sights?

Waiting at least 6 months to visit Lister...

Dear waiting,

Wait no longer! It was last year so I am now fully licensed...

Just taking it easier(and paying a lot more insurance...)

Sight shower extraordinaire

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,

don't wanna take it nice and slow here,
don't wanna waste minute more, dear

Smarter Primate.

 

[2likis2luv]

dear husband,
can you explain to me why you have no interest in sex and yet will pay to watch porn on pay per view? furthermore, we're fucking broke. why are you spending money on that shit? and furthermore furthermore, why do you have to pay to look at it on tv when you can look at it for free at home?
fed up wife

I'd already read that story before I became a Lit member. It worked!

 

[TeeTee]

Dear X,

Thanks for being you. Sometimes I think you go overboard showering me with pleasantries but you know I love it.

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear X

You have no idea how much I enjoy it when you become demanding.. and then tell me when........

Im so sorry I was so evil leaving you naughty gifts while I was traveling.... Im sure you will make me pay for that..

Signed

You know who.....