Dear X

[geronimo_appleby]

Oh yes. The memories will live long.

not for me, i was shitfaced. remember?

 

[lovemonster]

not for me, i was shitfaced. remember?

*snerk*

btw, where's janey's great tit thread?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*snerk*

btw, where's janey's great tit thread?

oh fuckin' hell ...

 

[lovemonster]

oh fuckin' hell ...

You don't want a visit from the 14" thruster, do you?

 

[taborgirl]

Dear Universe,
What the fuck are you trying to do to me? Do you not understand how badly I need to get fucked? Well? I'm waiting for your fucking answer stupid fucking universe! You give me the thought of a couple days with Sir and in a moments notice, you rip a glorious mid-week rendezvous out of my hands. It was right there! Four days was all you had to wait and I'd have been in His arms. You know what I have to say to you universe....Fuck you! Fuck you isn't enough. There aren't any words that I know that can express the hatred I feel for you right now. So, fucking universe...
FUCK YOU!


Signed,
An Amazingly Pissed Off Woman Who Can Only Come Up With The Words Fuck You Universe To Express Her Fury

 

[pedicur8her]

Dear IATA,

It would have been very nice to know that all of my connections were canceled until tomorrow BEFORE I reached the airport. Your online advisory service has proved, once again, to be less than adequate.

Frustrated Frequent Flier ...

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Universe,
What the fuck are you trying to do to me? Do you not understand how badly I need to get fucked? Well? I'm waiting for your fucking answer stupid fucking universe! You give me the thought of a couple days with Sir and in a moments notice, you rip a glorious mid-week rendezvous out of my hands. It was right there! Four days was all you had to wait and I'd have been in His arms. You know what I have to say to you universe....Fuck you! Fuck you isn't enough. There aren't any words that I know that can express the hatred I feel for you right now. So, fucking universe...
FUCK YOU!


Signed,
An Amazingly Pissed Off Woman Who Can Only Come Up With The Words Fuck You Universe To Express Her Fury

Whoa.

 

[PenforPrez]

Dear Ms.,

I'm sorry I haven't spoken to you in so long. I was just so surprised to find out you have a boyfriend now, and it broke my heart. I had the biggest crush on you and I was always afraid to tell you for fear you'd turn me down. I felt like I'd finally found my equal, and I feel like a coward for not telling you this before. I don't know how you ever felt about me, but maybe it could happen for us in the future. Till then, please forgive my grievous lack of communication. Lets talk soon.

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Halo

Dear X

Actually took you longer to find my first post in this thread.. you slippin?

Yea it has been quite surprise in so many ways.. and feel the same way of the direction things have gone.. Couldnt be happier and amazed every day gets even better...

so may things we share and agree on are soo soo very good TY

Signed,
you know who..

Now where are those silk ties..

 

[availableslave2u]

dear husband,
did you forget that i had surgery to remove cancerous cells? due to health problems and issues with my mom, i've had to cancel my follow up appointment twice. i can't cancel again. when i made the appointment, i had no idea you were going to actually find a job. call someone and arrange for a ride home from work. it's not a big deal. i can't cancel again. deal with it.
signed,
frustrated with you already and it's not even 9am

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Woman Who Wants the Universe to Fuck Her (or words to that effect),

Trust me, after a while, you forget all about that stuff.

Signed,

One Who Could Put a Catholic Priest or Gregorian Friar to Shame

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Women of NYC,

I want to express my gratitude for once again providing me with much eye candy when I visited your city yesterday. Though I was there to guide my charges on an exhibit of the Silk Road, the distractions you provided while wandering the halls of the museum were greatly appreciated.

I want to especially thank you that you remembered my nearly undying devotion to the skirt and boot combination. I can only say that my eyes are much tired this morning from all the bouncing they did.

When I return in a few months I hope to once again be reminded of the vast wasteland that is my area as compared to the Big Apple.

Sincerely,

Drools McGuide

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X,

It shall only get better, this I can guarantee you

knowing your smiling and having that "glow " just makes it even better.

Signed ,

Binding promises

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear Women of NYC,

I want to express my gratitude for once again providing me with much eye candy when I visited your city yesterday. Though I was there to guide my charges on an exhibit of the Silk Road, the distractions you provided while wandering the halls of the museum were greatly appreciated.

I want to especially thank you that you remembered my nearly undying devotion to the skirt and boot combination. I can only say that my eyes are much tired this morning from all the bouncing they did.

When I return in a few months I hope to once again be reminded of the vast wasteland that is my area as compared to the Big Apple.

Sincerely,

Drools McGuide

dear Mr Drools

Just read this- I'm glad you had fun

Ms NYC litster

 

[taborgirl]

Dear Woman Who Wants the Universe to Fuck Her (or words to that effect),

Trust me, after a while, you forget all about that stuff.

Signed,
One Who Could Put a Catholic Priest or Georgian Friar to Shame

Dear One Who Could Put a Catholic Priest or Georgian Friar to Shame,

I actually have to check to see what I wrote. Hold on...*scrolls down to look*

*scrolls back up to type* The universe can kiss my cute white ass.

Signed,
The Woman Who Told the Universe to Fuck Off

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear X

Im speechless.. which is rare...

The feelings are soo mutual..


Signed..

you know who..

 

[Wings27]

Dear Joy Jackers,

It still bothers me that I let you get to me. It bothers me to the point where I want to settle my own mind. I really don't care what you think of me, of my past, of my exhusband, of my awesome boyfriend. I DO care that I let my anger and disgust get the best of me. Shame on me, for sure.

I do care that I am and was vilified for sticking up for those people that I love. I can't figure out if you're just jealous or just bored. Either way it's not funny. I care that I have been bashed for doing EXACTLY what you guys do for each other. But apparently the ones I love, these people that mean so much to me, that I've met in REAL life and have a place in my heart, aren't good enough to defend.

I am done letting you jack my joy. Maybe you can find someone else to jack it for you. Maybe THAT'S your problem, I really don't care. Enjoy your snark and your digs. I smile now. I'm done letting my passionate nature get the best of me, at least in this. You are so not worth it.

Signed,
Wings, the girl filled with joy

 

[border_humper]

Dear Ms. Happened to Be In the Right Place at the Right Time,

Do you think the next time they have sex like that I will be able to watch through the window along with you?

Signed,

The Pervish One Who Wasn't There

 

[DiscoLarlie]

Dear ex boyfriend,

Thanks for not coming to see me while I was in the hospital for 2 months. Thanks for telling my friends you'd come and see me when I was in a fucking COMA and then not coming. I mean, I was asleep, how was I suposed to know the diffrence?? And truly, thanks for all the cards you sent me. They're really pretty and non existint.
Literally, thanks for showing me how much of an ass you are. God knows how long I would have kept on loving you.
And while I wish nothing bad on the child your wife (who you said it was over with) about to the have, I wish absolutely nothing good for you.
fuck you ass.
you didn't deserve me

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[DiscoLarlie]

writing that was very cathartic!

 

[PenforPrez]

Dear ex boyfriend,

Thanks for not coming to see me while I was in the hospital for 2 months. Thanks for telling my friends you'd come and see me when I was in a fucking COMA and then not coming. I mean, I was asleep, how was I suposed to know the diffrence?? And truly, thanks for all the cards you sent me. They're really pretty and non existint.
Literally, thanks for showing me how much of an ass you are. God knows how long I would have kept on loving you.
And while I wish nothing bad on the child your wife (who you said it was over with) about to the have, I wish absolutely nothing good for you.
fuck you ass.
you didn't deserve me

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*Hugs DiscoLarlie*

I'm sorry hun; he sounds like a total bastard.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,

*pout*

Me.

 

[bioweb]

.....

 

[harvey_02]

Dear X

You are looking very, very good!

harvey

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear ash

On the one hand you're a pain in the arse, on the other you are keeping him here. Thank you

Not flying anywhere so don't give a monkey's me