Dear X

[koalabear]

Dear fucker

I'm out - no way I got the stuffs to reply to that tonight....


Asswipe

Dear out of stuff

have a great weekend

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Window cleaning guy...

I'm kinda in between jobs right now....

Jus' sayin'

Dear In Between Jobs Guy

How good are you with a chamoix?

Actually, who cares, how good do you look topless, getting a bit wet and soapy and grinning through my window?

Unbored Unhousewife

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear out of stuff

have a great weekend

Dear Fuzzy nuts....

I will - I always do

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear In Between Jobs Guy

How good are you with a chamoix?

Actually, who cares, how good do you look topless, getting a bit wet and soapy and grinning through my window?

Unbored Unhousewife

Dear Unbored

I'm pretty good with a chamois... and, pretty f'n good in a chamois

Waiting for the obligatory slap from lexie and inevitable telling of from you for being a lush and flirting...

Ow, that f'n hurt

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Unbored

I'm pretty good with a chamois... and, pretty f'n good in a chamois

Waiting for the obligatory slap from lexie and inevitable telling of from you for being a lush and flirting...

Ow, that f'n hurt

Dear YTS Window Cleaning Apprentice (yes I know I'm showing my age now)

I hope she slapped you good and hard...and not with a chamois!

Knows Lexie Has Some Windows Of Her Own That You Will Be Washing Tomorrow Now Unbored Unhousewife

 

[availableslave2u]

dear money,
why are you being so sparse? why don't you want to visit me? i always treated you nice. i kept you around as long as i could. why do you not want to come back? i promise i'll only spend you when i have to. can we try this relationship again?
broke and unhappy

 

[CrazyPrincess]

Dear Food-place Customers,

Just because you have a cell phone and important conversations to have on it doesn't mean I want to hear them. Put your phone away before trying to order. Mouthing orders while trying to shield the mouth piece will get you nowhere. I will only take the order because I'm required to, and probably not take it right because you're not actually speaking. Weather they are wrong on purpose or not is of no importance.

Please don't forget that the waitresses smile and flirt back with you because it's our job. If you are old enough to be our grandfather, we are just being friendly and hoping you leave a nice tip so that we can pay our bills. It's shameless, but legit. Notice also the engagement ring, and you have no chance. Consequently, please keep your hands to yourself. My ass may be great, but that does not warrant your fingers on it.

You are rude. Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you should forget the manners your parents taught you as a child. If they didn't teach you any, you are still an adult and should have figured out how to talk to people by now. Just because I make less money than you do doesn't make you better than me, and sure as hell doesn't give you the right to talk to me like trash.

Go to hell.

Sincerely,
Your friendly local waitress

 

[m_storyman_x]

Dear Food-place Customers,

Just because you have a cell phone and important conversations to have on it doesn't mean I want to hear them. Put your phone away before trying to order. Mouthing orders while trying to shield the mouth piece will get you nowhere. I will only take the order because I'm required to, and probably not take it right because you're not actually speaking. Weather they are wrong on purpose or not is of no importance.

Please don't forget that the waitresses smile and flirt back with you because it's our job. If you are old enough to be our grandfather, we are just being friendly and hoping you leave a nice tip so that we can pay our bills. It's shameless, but legit. Notice also the engagement ring, and you have no chance. Consequently, please keep your hands to yourself. My ass may be great, but that does not warrant your fingers on it.

You are rude. Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you should forget the manners your parents taught you as a child. If they didn't teach you any, you are still an adult and should have figured out how to talk to people by now. Just because I make less money than you do doesn't make you better than me, and sure as hell doesn't give you the right to talk to me like trash.

Go to hell.

Sincerely,
Your friendly local waitress

Dear waitress.

I hope you dont lump all men into the category of uncool slobs. Some of us flirt because you are hot and enticing, and while we have no expectation of anything, it helps keep us young to feel desirable. Just like women, men do enjoy feeling desired. Rejection hurts us as much as it would hurt you.

and oh yes... I would never finger an ass, or any other part without a very obvious invitation on your part.


a male customer

 

[aniram]

Dear person with the very desireable toy.
Thank you for letting me have a few minutes play with it.
It really is worth the price

 

[CrazyPrincess]

Dear waitress.

I hope you dont lump all men into the category of uncool slobs. Some of us flirt because you are hot and enticing, and while we have no expectation of anything, it helps keep us young to feel desirable. Just like women, men do enjoy feeling desired. Rejection hurts us as much as it would hurt you.

and oh yes... I would never finger an ass, or any other part without a very obvious invitation on your part.


a male customer

Dear Male Customer,

Of course I don't lump all men into any particular category. In fact, most of the flirting is often flattering and welcome. I was merely blowing off steam after a long day, and was irritated at having my ass grabbed at work by some guy. I don't mind flirting, I don't even really mind slight brushing of arms "accidentally", but while I am working, my ass is personal space and I don't particularly appreciate having someone try to grope it. Male or otherwise.

I apologize if the rant got a bit rude, and was taken wrong. I generally love my job and love working with people. Some days, though, you just can't please anyone and it gets hard. Especially when the attention that is normally okay takes a turn that crosses lines that are very clearly set.

- Your Waitress

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

Sorry, but I feel like I'm losing control.

Me

 

[collar_corset]

Dear X.

Thanks for not bothering to tell me you were in a relationship before I shagged you. I feel sick about it now, and I don't need that shit

I'm not gonna say anything, but just to let you know, you are a cunt

And Dear Me

Remember, when a bloke says he doesn't want a relationship, the unspoken words are 'with you'

 

[availableslave2u]

dear you,
i agree with that.
me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear hot customer
i think i may tie you up wiv my black apron

 

[limiwa]

Dear Tree Rat,

Thank you for making my day. I didn't get pictures, but the viewing of your scampage across the face of the unsuspecting girl was priceless. Thanks also for confirming that Karma is as Karma does best.

Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear fugly bitch
im sorry you need validation 24/7
hands you the card of a nearby therapist
PHONE HER

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Room Mate,

You're such an ass.

Pissed Off Me.

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear VS

Dear Beautiful...

We were right there in front of each other for so so soooo long.. didnt realize how much passion and closeness we could share and had in common.. now that we have opened that door you have brought so much into my life in so many many ways... I thank you and am so glad that you are you.... and have become so much more than just a friend..

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Sibling

I made different choices and I stick by them.
There's no drama to be made out of that.
Maybe if you lived your life as it is, instead of telling me how to live mine.........

Your
'Luckybitchofasis'

 

[availableslave2u]

dear headache,
please go away now. two days is quite long enough. we might be better is we parted ways for awhile. how about if you let me sleep and then you slip away quietly during the night?
me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Life ~

Thank you for such interesting fodder, and tales of intrigue, and even daring do.

~Wishes him much luck because he's gonna fuckin need it

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear whiney pissy pants
i think you dropped your pacifier on the floor when you were bitching
AGAIN

 

[geronimo_appleby]

dear whiney pissy pants
i think you dropped your pacifier on the floor when you were bitching
AGAIN

give it a wash under the tap will ya? there's a love.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

give it a wash under the tap will ya? there's a love.

under the SCALDING hot water?
for germs and all ya know...one can never be TOO careful

 

[geronimo_appleby]

under the SCALDING hot water?
for germs and all ya know...one can never be TOO careful

a little scary emphasis on the scalding there ...

i'm afeared!